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Daniel
@danielurb01.bsky.social
· Nov 18
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The night before Undertale 11th anniversary….
September 15, 2026 at 2:37 AM
The night before Undertale 11th anniversary….
Opening a dark world in this bar to talk to my dirty Shirley drink
September 14, 2026 at 11:57 PM
Opening a dark world in this bar to talk to my dirty Shirley drink
At a western themed saloon/bar with some friends right now in Williamsburg…. I haven’t been here since… a crazy event… but damn it’s still the same. Even the same dude working here
September 14, 2026 at 11:05 PM
At a western themed saloon/bar with some friends right now in Williamsburg…. I haven’t been here since… a crazy event… but damn it’s still the same. Even the same dude working here
Tik tok is crazy. My friend got banned for uploading a video and not censoring THE WORD “Suicide” but I just opened tik tok and first video I saw was some dude getting run over and decapitated by a train and it has been up for a week apparently. Great censors tik tok! Might as well be liveleak 😭
September 14, 2026 at 7:21 PM
Tik tok is crazy. My friend got banned for uploading a video and not censoring THE WORD “Suicide” but I just opened tik tok and first video I saw was some dude getting run over and decapitated by a train and it has been up for a week apparently. Great censors tik tok! Might as well be liveleak 😭
At Costco right now. Going to open a dark fountain here and talk to the free samples and the hot dog at the food court
September 14, 2026 at 3:26 PM
At Costco right now. Going to open a dark fountain here and talk to the free samples and the hot dog at the food court
My last relationship ended because I stole her credit card to buy myself horseback riding lessons right after she got my name tattooed on her
September 13, 2026 at 10:59 PM
My last relationship ended because I stole her credit card to buy myself horseback riding lessons right after she got my name tattooed on her
I remember when we broke up (the first time) saying: “This is it, I’ve had enough” ‘cause like we hadn’t seen each other in a month when you said you “needed space”… what?
September 13, 2026 at 10:57 PM
I remember when we broke up (the first time) saying: “This is it, I’ve had enough” ‘cause like we hadn’t seen each other in a month when you said you “needed space”… what?
Such a Chinese way to start the day…..
September 13, 2026 at 10:51 AM
Such a Chinese way to start the day…..
YOU’RE NEVER GETTING GENO IN SMASH
September 12, 2026 at 9:28 PM
YOU’RE NEVER GETTING GENO IN SMASH
Okay that was a quick hangout. That was fun
Hanging out with a divorced woman in her 30s on Friday. I don’t know how I end up in these situations
September 11, 2026 at 11:57 PM
Okay that was a quick hangout. That was fun
I don’t celebrate holidays… I have always been one step ahead (Chinese)
September 11, 2026 at 12:28 AM
I don’t celebrate holidays… I have always been one step ahead (Chinese)
The hardest thing about September being a birthday filled month is…you can’t make it to all of them, Miles
September 10, 2026 at 11:04 PM
The hardest thing about September being a birthday filled month is…you can’t make it to all of them, Miles
Friend invited me to her birthday celebration at a Peruvian restaurant tomorrow but I’m already booked for my uncle’s birthday tomorrow at our local Peruvian restaurant😭😢 I won’t be there for my friend’s first time trying Peruvian food or for her birthday celebration nooo😭😭😭
September 10, 2026 at 11:03 PM
Friend invited me to her birthday celebration at a Peruvian restaurant tomorrow but I’m already booked for my uncle’s birthday tomorrow at our local Peruvian restaurant😭😢 I won’t be there for my friend’s first time trying Peruvian food or for her birthday celebration nooo😭😭😭
The fact that this is a real image shared by a game company/studio trying to train with Ai is so funny. Kirk’s soul really is trapped in the Ai data centers forever due to all the kirkification memes 😭😭😭 bro picked the worst time to die
September 10, 2026 at 4:23 PM
The fact that this is a real image shared by a game company/studio trying to train with Ai is so funny. Kirk’s soul really is trapped in the Ai data centers forever due to all the kirkification memes 😭😭😭 bro picked the worst time to die
Kirkmas Vs. 9/11 on who gets to be the bigger September event
Wrestlemania28 John Cena Rock
ALT: Wrestlemania28 John Cena Rock
static.klipy.com
September 10, 2026 at 4:19 PM
Kirkmas Vs. 9/11 on who gets to be the bigger September event
Am I going crazy or does Russ Cargill’s sentence here from the dome scene in The Simpsons Movie sound like the Kirby Victory Dance Music…
September 10, 2026 at 12:46 PM
Am I going crazy or does Russ Cargill’s sentence here from the dome scene in The Simpsons Movie sound like the Kirby Victory Dance Music…
One year ago today… #Kirkiversary
Charlie Kirk getting shot on the same day as the Nintendo Direct announcement
a man with a surprised look on his face and the words people who be desperate for attention above him
ALT: a man with a surprised look on his face and the words people who be desperate for attention above him
media.tenor.com
September 10, 2026 at 9:32 AM
One year ago today… #Kirkiversary
Reposted by Daniel
You’re telling me it was Charlie Kirk who pioneered my “heating up thanksgiving leftovers” joke ??? 😭😭😭
December 1, 2025 at 7:33 PM
You’re telling me it was Charlie Kirk who pioneered my “heating up thanksgiving leftovers” joke ??? 😭😭😭
I don’t like love or romance or anything of that sort because I think it’s boring as hell to just see the same person for life, but I do like the idea of being close and intimate with someone in a very platonic sense and I love that so much and wish it was more normalized
September 9, 2026 at 10:59 PM
I don’t like love or romance or anything of that sort because I think it’s boring as hell to just see the same person for life, but I do like the idea of being close and intimate with someone in a very platonic sense and I love that so much and wish it was more normalized
Family returns from their trip soon and all I did was get drunk and watch coyote vs acme…my good friends coyote and road runner kept me company
September 9, 2026 at 10:51 PM
Family returns from their trip soon and all I did was get drunk and watch coyote vs acme…my good friends coyote and road runner kept me company