So, I would quite enjoy some penis to play with.

#scs good morning all! Happy saturday!

Ok I definitely need more #naturist friends. Distance doesn't bother me, i'm just tired of being nude alone 😂

Just remember, this too shall pass.

But, fucking hell...

Big curry, Big belly 😂😂 #jockstrap #hairy

Bonjour, bitches!

A guy has just asked me why i'm single. I told him i'm happy being single at the moment and don't want it to change right now.

He pressed for more and my reply continued to be "because I don't want to be in a relationship."

He then said "that isnt a good enough answer, tell me a better reason."

I cant handle alcohol these days.

Well, i'm fat. I have a cock. Its Friday. Its #FCF!

#nudist #nudity

Booty.

Yes. Yes I do. (It means "I love you" in German!)

Saw a friendly looking cat in the garden. Fussed it for a while. Suddenly it decided "I've had enough" and it showed it in its own way. #catsarecunts

I cannot stress this enough, but having a full blown conversation on speakerphone on public transport is RUDE AS FUCK.

We dont all want to hear your boring ass conversation.

Buy some headphones.

"Blah blah blah, big penis this; blah blah blah, big penis that!"

Ok, but... where's your personality?

"... big penis?"

Yeah. Just what I thought.

Its pride month! Which means... time to scare the right wing!

I'm back again! Hello, Bluesky!