Darius Holbert
@dariustx.bsky.social
Long live my beloved Dads. Let’s fucking go my beloved Brew
October 8, 2026 at 5:12 AM
Long live my beloved Dads. Let’s fucking go my beloved Brew
New music from Mike D is like a new solo comedy special from Shemp
June 8, 2026 at 11:30 PM
New music from Mike D is like a new solo comedy special from Shemp
Nithya LFG let’s manifest Mamdani West already jeez
June 8, 2026 at 5:36 AM
Nithya LFG let’s manifest Mamdani West already jeez
The three major dfw sports teams are owned by absolute bozos who shouldn’t be allowed to run a mall kiosk
May 26, 2026 at 1:51 AM
The three major dfw sports teams are owned by absolute bozos who shouldn’t be allowed to run a mall kiosk
Some of y’all act like adding Nimmo, Jansen, and an 85yo Cutch to an historically bad 2025 offense was ever not gonna end up looking exactly like this
April 29, 2026 at 2:35 AM
Some of y’all act like adding Nimmo, Jansen, and an 85yo Cutch to an historically bad 2025 offense was ever not gonna end up looking exactly like this
It bothers me to no end that palindrome is not one
April 18, 2026 at 3:54 PM
It bothers me to no end that palindrome is not one
I finally realize “better safe than sorry” is hackneyed horseshit. Take the chance, y’all, make it count
April 17, 2026 at 1:17 AM
I finally realize “better safe than sorry” is hackneyed horseshit. Take the chance, y’all, make it count
This Ranger game escaped from the old asylum in the woods
April 16, 2026 at 10:56 PM
This Ranger game escaped from the old asylum in the woods
Lotta dfw sports love this week in my beloved Los Angeles
April 12, 2026 at 8:38 PM
Lotta dfw sports love this week in my beloved Los Angeles
Jesus wept I love this Ranger team LFGGGGGGG
April 11, 2026 at 4:49 AM
Jesus wept I love this Ranger team LFGGGGGGG
Intuit goes hard but let’s lose this game Mavs!
April 8, 2026 at 3:14 AM
Intuit goes hard but let’s lose this game Mavs!
Never expected to tap my head so often and so violently watching Ranger baseball this season
April 8, 2026 at 1:04 AM
Never expected to tap my head so often and so violently watching Ranger baseball this season
My entire life I’ve always wanted to see a baseball game tied 2-2 in the 2nd with 2 out and 2 on with a 2-2 count (OCD) and I was today just ONE STRIKE AWAY JESUS WEPT LANGFORD TAKE ONE MORE STRIKE IT HAS BEEN 51 YEARS
April 3, 2026 at 9:48 PM
My entire life I’ve always wanted to see a baseball game tied 2-2 in the 2nd with 2 out and 2 on with a 2-2 count (OCD) and I was today just ONE STRIKE AWAY JESUS WEPT LANGFORD TAKE ONE MORE STRIKE IT HAS BEEN 51 YEARS
Ah hell. RIP to the realest one, James Gadson the human metronome. We were beyond blessed for him to sit in a handful of times with the Damn Well Please at Liquid Kitty over the years. An absolute sweetheart with a pocket as wide as Canaan; a bona fide giant who played on all your fave records
April 3, 2026 at 6:58 AM
Ah hell. RIP to the realest one, James Gadson the human metronome. We were beyond blessed for him to sit in a handful of times with the Damn Well Please at Liquid Kitty over the years. An absolute sweetheart with a pocket as wide as Canaan; a bona fide giant who played on all your fave records
I know it’s early but I’m right here for this current 2026 brand of hustleball from our plucky texas rangers
March 31, 2026 at 1:18 AM
I know it’s early but I’m right here for this current 2026 brand of hustleball from our plucky texas rangers
My kid just asked me Would you rather be able to know the future or be able to change the past? and I am in crisis atm
March 24, 2026 at 1:29 AM
My kid just asked me Would you rather be able to know the future or be able to change the past? and I am in crisis atm
Hope springs eternal
March 21, 2026 at 10:07 PM
Hope springs eternal
At a sports bar brewery in Culver City and literally one tv out of many is tuned this incredible World Baseball Classic semifinal game, the rest are blasting some random awards show sometimes I really hate LA
March 16, 2026 at 1:19 AM
At a sports bar brewery in Culver City and literally one tv out of many is tuned this incredible World Baseball Classic semifinal game, the rest are blasting some random awards show sometimes I really hate LA
The lead singer for Warrant, Jani Lane’s real name was John Kennedy Oswald and I thought you should know
March 13, 2026 at 1:36 AM
The lead singer for Warrant, Jani Lane’s real name was John Kennedy Oswald and I thought you should know
I once watched a house burn down in the Hollywood hills - like all the way to embers - with Henry Rollins
Tell me a random fact about yourself that sounds fake but is 100% true.
March 5, 2026 at 6:15 AM
I once watched a house burn down in the Hollywood hills - like all the way to embers - with Henry Rollins
This winter in LA is either generational flooding or the surface of the sun no in between
February 27, 2026 at 10:04 PM
This winter in LA is either generational flooding or the surface of the sun no in between
I dreamed a newspaper ran a contest to name a newly-unearthed Irish caveman skeleton and I said Blarney Rubble and everyone pretended not to hear me
February 27, 2026 at 8:12 AM
I dreamed a newspaper ran a contest to name a newly-unearthed Irish caveman skeleton and I said Blarney Rubble and everyone pretended not to hear me
We don’t talk enough about the fact that Fred Durst’s name is Fred
February 23, 2026 at 1:17 AM
We don’t talk enough about the fact that Fred Durst’s name is Fred
I really need to belong to an old world social club preferably in a far flung foreign capital what am I even doing with my days
February 19, 2026 at 10:13 PM
I really need to belong to an old world social club preferably in a far flung foreign capital what am I even doing with my days
Happy pitchers and catchers report day to all whomst celebrate
February 10, 2026 at 8:01 PM
Happy pitchers and catchers report day to all whomst celebrate