Jen Bourgoyne
@darlingseven.bsky.social
A forever Betocrat. TX-CA-TX for now. NPE, Alzheimer’s advocate, Executive Producer, WWHL bartender and boy mom. Never met a sequin I didn’t love.
I’m writing a book. Maybe you should have been nicer to me.
I’m writing a book. Maybe you should have been nicer to me.
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Happy Fourth of July from Willie and me!
July 5, 2026 at 4:02 AM
Happy Fourth of July from Willie and me!
Who said realtors can just stick American flags in our yards?
In this political climate? Rude.
In this political climate? Rude.
July 3, 2026 at 5:18 AM
Who said realtors can just stick American flags in our yards?
In this political climate? Rude.
In this political climate? Rude.
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Fix This First,Then We Celebrate...
June 30, 2026 at 8:44 PM
Fix This First,Then We Celebrate...
What a pompous, stupid $#!t!
Nehls on how House GOP will make case for affordability back home:
Nehls: What are you talking about? I'm gonna get me lobster tails. Some nice rib eyes.
Reporter: Do you think the 60% of Americans living paycheck to paycheck can afford that?
Nehls: Maybe not. Maybe they don't work as hard as me.
Nehls: What are you talking about? I'm gonna get me lobster tails. Some nice rib eyes.
Reporter: Do you think the 60% of Americans living paycheck to paycheck can afford that?
Nehls: Maybe not. Maybe they don't work as hard as me.
July 1, 2026 at 2:45 AM
What a pompous, stupid $#!t!
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July 1, 2026 at 2:42 AM
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Serious question: why does the @uspshelp.bsky.social USPS keep losing every other package I mail?! Not to mention how $$$ it is! 😖
June 30, 2026 at 8:37 PM
Serious question: why does the @uspshelp.bsky.social USPS keep losing every other package I mail?! Not to mention how $$$ it is! 😖
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Paxton is the typical Texas Republican elected official. This is how they all “roll”. Constant corruption and vacationing, rather than taking care of the needs of Texans. Remember Ted “Cancun” Cruz? This is why Texans want a change. 🧐
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June 30, 2026 at 4:17 AM
Paxton is the typical Texas Republican elected official. This is how they all “roll”. Constant corruption and vacationing, rather than taking care of the needs of Texans. Remember Ted “Cancun” Cruz? This is why Texans want a change. 🧐
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When we win, the first bill I’m filing is a comprehensive anti-corruption package:
Overturn Citizens United
Ban corporate PACs and super PACs
Ban members of Congress from trading stocks
Once we defeat the most corrupt politician in America, we can defeat this entire corrupt system.
Overturn Citizens United
Ban corporate PACs and super PACs
Ban members of Congress from trading stocks
Once we defeat the most corrupt politician in America, we can defeat this entire corrupt system.
June 17, 2026 at 10:09 PM
When we win, the first bill I’m filing is a comprehensive anti-corruption package:
Overturn Citizens United
Ban corporate PACs and super PACs
Ban members of Congress from trading stocks
Once we defeat the most corrupt politician in America, we can defeat this entire corrupt system.
Overturn Citizens United
Ban corporate PACs and super PACs
Ban members of Congress from trading stocks
Once we defeat the most corrupt politician in America, we can defeat this entire corrupt system.
Backrooms is like a boring dream your co-worker tries to tell you.
June 10, 2026 at 5:42 AM
Backrooms is like a boring dream your co-worker tries to tell you.
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Ugh. Graham Platner is stammering like a goofball on All In on MSNOW. Dude, just drop out and immediately put someone authentic against concerned Susan Collins.
a young boy in a red shirt is asking if he ever had a dream .
ALT: a young boy in a red shirt is asking if he ever had a dream .
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June 5, 2026 at 12:44 AM
Ugh. Graham Platner is stammering like a goofball on All In on MSNOW. Dude, just drop out and immediately put someone authentic against concerned Susan Collins.
I got honked at while I walked across Abbey Road in 2019.
I’m still embarrassed.
I’m still embarrassed.
June 2, 2026 at 6:55 PM
I got honked at while I walked across Abbey Road in 2019.
I’m still embarrassed.
I’m still embarrassed.
Dr. Phil resorting to doing Carshield ads is wild.
I love that for him.
I love that for him.
June 2, 2026 at 8:43 AM
Dr. Phil resorting to doing Carshield ads is wild.
I love that for him.
I love that for him.
What in the Cricut cut vinyl & font signage is this at the Bee Cave City Hall? Looks like that tacky a$$ signage now at the White House.🙄
May 30, 2026 at 9:13 PM
What in the Cricut cut vinyl & font signage is this at the Bee Cave City Hall? Looks like that tacky a$$ signage now at the White House.🙄
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My homeland is leading the world right now.
May 29, 2026 at 2:42 AM
My homeland is leading the world right now.
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Only a Traitor to America would ever vote Republican again.
April 30, 2026 at 9:23 AM
Only a Traitor to America would ever vote Republican again.
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Watch Nora O’Donell’s interview on 60 Minutes and you’ll see the real man, a very cruel man who doesn’t deserve to be at the correspondents dinner.
April 26, 2026 at 11:40 PM
Watch Nora O’Donell’s interview on 60 Minutes and you’ll see the real man, a very cruel man who doesn’t deserve to be at the correspondents dinner.
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The Epstein Files were not harmed in tonight's staged theatrical event.
April 26, 2026 at 5:24 AM
The Epstein Files were not harmed in tonight's staged theatrical event.
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“My ratings will go up by 6000% by Monday.” — Senile Satan
April 26, 2026 at 4:50 AM
“My ratings will go up by 6000% by Monday.” — Senile Satan
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Why didn’t the mentalist see it coming?
April 26, 2026 at 12:59 AM
Why didn’t the mentalist see it coming?
Wow, now he’s using this as evidence of how badly he needs his ballroom built. He says it’ll be more secure.
Eye roll eye roll eye roll
Eye roll eye roll eye roll
April 26, 2026 at 2:38 AM
Wow, now he’s using this as evidence of how badly he needs his ballroom built. He says it’ll be more secure.
Eye roll eye roll eye roll
Eye roll eye roll eye roll
Curious about an overnight & in person sleep study?
Here’s my recap:
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Here’s my recap:
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I Dream in Sequins
Adventures of a Polysomnogram Fever Dream
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March 22, 2026 at 9:58 PM
Curious about an overnight & in person sleep study?
Here’s my recap:
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Here’s my recap:
jenbourgoyne.substack.com/p/i-dream-in...
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A Friday afternoon outage left nearly thousands of PG&E customers without power in San Francisco’s Sunset District and beyond.
PG&E outage knocks out power to thousands in San Francisco’s Sunset District
A Friday afternoon outage left nearly thousands of PG&E customers without power in San Francisco’s Sunset District and beyond.
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March 20, 2026 at 10:13 PM
A Friday afternoon outage left nearly thousands of PG&E customers without power in San Francisco’s Sunset District and beyond.