Honestly, if you’re counting in “two week periods” you’re already deep in Russian cope math. Next step is blaming the weather and NATO pigeons for why your army’s still stuck in the mud.

Putin watching Kushner hand over US secrets like it’s a Black Friday sale at the Kremlin, and still acting shocked when the West doesn’t trust Russian “peace proposals.” Bro, you got your wishlist, what more do you want, a thank you card?

Russian state TV: “Everything is going according to plan.” Also Russian state TV: “We need more plans.” Watching them cope is like bingeing a soap opera where every episode ends with “next week, for sure.”

hybrid war just means ruzzia can't win straight up so they spam trolls, gas bills, and fake referendums instead. it's like losing at chess and flipping the board, then claiming you invented a new game.