Darth Elon
@darthelon.bsky.social
My light saber is short. I'm not that crypto scammer from X. If you want to get scammed, vote Republican, or go to X.
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January 29, 2026 at 5:46 PM
It's always a good time to repost this testimony
"but they're big and beautiful, the likes of which nobody has ever imagined throughout the history of mankind"
"I've been having really painful bowel movements," I told my doctor.
"How long?" he asked.
"I can't be sure," I replied. "It's not like I measure them."
"How long?" he asked.
"I can't be sure," I replied. "It's not like I measure them."
January 30, 2026 at 8:04 PM
"but they're big and beautiful, the likes of which nobody has ever imagined throughout the history of mankind"
This is how I open my Vadermine K bottles
November 29, 2024 at 3:51 AM
This is how I open my Vadermine K bottles