Darth Kronk, Natalie’s Catering Cart
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Just remember, entropy is the default state of the universe, so this will continue to get much more stupid.
Florida getting hit hard makes me happier than it should.
September 18, 2026 at 7:50 PM
Florida getting hit hard makes me happier than it should.
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Vicente Del Bosque's Disappointed Reaction
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September 12, 2026 at 9:35 PM
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The fact that everybody knows this is an AI generated statement and Huckabee won’t admit it is just a microcosm of the whole damn administration.
September 4, 2026 at 12:05 AM
The fact that everybody knows this is an AI generated statement and Huckabee won’t admit it is just a microcosm of the whole damn administration.
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Flock cameras have no place in Texas.
They can piece together an exact map of your behavior — the places you went and how long you were there.
Flock calls this “pattern-of-life” mapping. Texans call it something else: government overreach.
They can piece together an exact map of your behavior — the places you went and how long you were there.
Flock calls this “pattern-of-life” mapping. Texans call it something else: government overreach.
September 1, 2026 at 5:31 PM
Flock cameras have no place in Texas.
They can piece together an exact map of your behavior — the places you went and how long you were there.
Flock calls this “pattern-of-life” mapping. Texans call it something else: government overreach.
They can piece together an exact map of your behavior — the places you went and how long you were there.
Flock calls this “pattern-of-life” mapping. Texans call it something else: government overreach.
Creepy old white dude obsessing over teenage girls having sex?
September 2, 2026 at 12:13 AM
Creepy old white dude obsessing over teenage girls having sex?
I do not say this lightly: may God damn all of the people who pushed him to this point. God damn them all.
Student who felt ‘humiliated’ by ICE ankle monitor dies by suicide www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
Student who felt ‘humiliated’ by ICE ankle monitor dies by suicide www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
Haitian student dies by suicide after ICE issued him an ankle monitor
Pierre Damas Bel, 20, of Springfield, Ohio, expressed feeling “shame and humiliation” at having to wear an ankle monitor. The college student died by suicide days later.
www.nbcnews.com
September 2, 2026 at 12:09 AM
I do not say this lightly: may God damn all of the people who pushed him to this point. God damn them all.
Student who felt ‘humiliated’ by ICE ankle monitor dies by suicide www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
Student who felt ‘humiliated’ by ICE ankle monitor dies by suicide www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
First Dolly, now Tim Curry. 2026 can get fucked.
August 26, 2026 at 3:53 PM
First Dolly, now Tim Curry. 2026 can get fucked.
It’s a life well lived when nobody is gonna get fired for quoting you verbatim. We’ll always love you, Dolly.
August 25, 2026 at 11:58 PM
It’s a life well lived when nobody is gonna get fired for quoting you verbatim. We’ll always love you, Dolly.
If I had set the table for the US economy to take off like a rocket, I simply would not have gotten into a conflict with Iran.
Mike Johnson: We set the table for the U.S. economy to take off like a rocket, and then we got into this conflict with Iran
August 18, 2026 at 11:09 PM
If I had set the table for the US economy to take off like a rocket, I simply would not have gotten into a conflict with Iran.
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In the 90s and 00s, churches invested millions in youth group, creating a parallel universe for christian teenagers to grow up in and, eventually, change the world. That was the plan anyway. What happened? My first cover story for @sojo.net.
August 1, 2026 at 2:11 PM
In the 90s and 00s, churches invested millions in youth group, creating a parallel universe for christian teenagers to grow up in and, eventually, change the world. That was the plan anyway. What happened? My first cover story for @sojo.net.
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Keep in mind that a war with a per capita equivalent destructiveness to WWI today would involve something like 90m dead, while a per capita equivalent to WWII would be something like 250m dead.
So things are not good, but they have been much worse. 🤷♂️
So things are not good, but they have been much worse. 🤷♂️
July 25, 2026 at 1:05 AM
Keep in mind that a war with a per capita equivalent destructiveness to WWI today would involve something like 90m dead, while a per capita equivalent to WWII would be something like 250m dead.
So things are not good, but they have been much worse. 🤷♂️
So things are not good, but they have been much worse. 🤷♂️
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Trump administration admits, in court filings, that it canceled billions in federal grants not for policy or performance reasons, but because recipients lived in blue states.
www.nytimes.com/2026/07/24/b...
www.nytimes.com/2026/07/24/b...
July 25, 2026 at 2:54 AM
Trump administration admits, in court filings, that it canceled billions in federal grants not for policy or performance reasons, but because recipients lived in blue states.
www.nytimes.com/2026/07/24/b...
www.nytimes.com/2026/07/24/b...
35% is Trump’s floor, because the remaining 8% are dumbasses who will blame “both sides” for gas prices. They’re just pansy asses who can’t admit to themselves that maybe just maybe they’re wrong about the GOP.
July 24, 2026 at 3:15 PM
35% is Trump’s floor, because the remaining 8% are dumbasses who will blame “both sides” for gas prices. They’re just pansy asses who can’t admit to themselves that maybe just maybe they’re wrong about the GOP.
Could not have waterboarded this out of me.
this post is the entire intellectual framework of the American right
July 23, 2026 at 7:54 PM
Could not have waterboarded this out of me.
I mean, maybe it’s just my bad experience with my in-laws, but I can see why he might have…ulterior methods for this.
His father-in-law (and the grandfather of the white appearing baby he’s holding) is Dinesh D’Souza, who was born in India and first set foot in the US at the age of 17.
July 22, 2026 at 1:41 AM
I mean, maybe it’s just my bad experience with my in-laws, but I can see why he might have…ulterior methods for this.
Our long national nightmare is over.
Mike Johnson backs ban on lawmakers dating Hill staff www.axios.com/2026/07/21/m...
Mike Johnson backs ban on lawmakers dating Hill staff
"I think it's inappropriate, as it would be in any workplace," Johnson told Axios.
www.axios.com
July 21, 2026 at 6:24 PM
Our long national nightmare is over.
Without saying your age what is your favorite movie from the year you turned 18
July 21, 2026 at 3:42 AM
Without saying your age what is your favorite movie from the year you turned 18
President Nixon is resting, per Ronald Zeigler
If they always threw knees like that perhaps they’d have kept the Falkl
July 20, 2026 at 3:21 AM
President Nixon is resting, per Ronald Zeigler
Folks, this post is proof positive that every organization on God’s green earth needs a historian just to run things by. That’s their only job. Pay them $1 million a year.
((looks up who USC is playing on Aug. 29))
((sees it's the San Jose State Spartans))
oh you gotta be kidding me
((sees it's the San Jose State Spartans))
oh you gotta be kidding me
wait.
July 19, 2026 at 5:50 PM
Folks, this post is proof positive that every organization on God’s green earth needs a historian just to run things by. That’s their only job. Pay them $1 million a year.
They should learn to code
“.. There’s this whole tranche of people who’ve been quite used to being among the most upwardly mobile in society who are all of a sudden saying, ‘Now I’m the guy on the street.’”
@washingtonpost.com
www.washingtonpost.com/technology/2...
@washingtonpost.com
www.washingtonpost.com/technology/2...
July 19, 2026 at 12:53 PM
They should learn to code
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Saladin in 1189:
The English crosses are weak
July 15, 2026 at 8:59 PM
Saladin in 1189: