Darynu
@darynu.bsky.social
Shit, I better come up with a personality, and fast!
Librarian (kinda), terrain builder, longtime DM, and probably some other fourth thing.
Humanoid Slowpoke
She/Her
Librarian (kinda), terrain builder, longtime DM, and probably some other fourth thing.
Humanoid Slowpoke
She/Her
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Commission work is so gay, it's like "ougough I'm pregnant with your character, I'm drawing and it's yours"
August 22, 2026 at 7:18 PM
Commission work is so gay, it's like "ougough I'm pregnant with your character, I'm drawing and it's yours"
They should make a movie called "Mary Sloppins" about a bunch of wonderfully well behaved little tykes, then a horrid nanny comes in to teach them all how to be disgusting little savages.
August 18, 2026 at 9:22 PM
They should make a movie called "Mary Sloppins" about a bunch of wonderfully well behaved little tykes, then a horrid nanny comes in to teach them all how to be disgusting little savages.
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lola bunny is a bisexual adhd queen and enjoys forcefemming bugs from time to time
August 13, 2026 at 3:16 PM
lola bunny is a bisexual adhd queen and enjoys forcefemming bugs from time to time
@semperfitrex.bsky.social you gotta stay off bluesky for a little while, you don't qualify yet
Said to my 35-year-old cousin he should join Bluesky and he said, "Don't you have to be at least 39 years old and able to quote They Might Be Giants lyrics?"
August 6, 2026 at 4:49 PM
@semperfitrex.bsky.social you gotta stay off bluesky for a little while, you don't qualify yet
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Ah, to be a Victorian princess, sitting in a dark room, wasting the day writing and listening to harpsichord music...
August 6, 2026 at 2:38 PM
Ah, to be a Victorian princess, sitting in a dark room, wasting the day writing and listening to harpsichord music...
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I was watching Futurama with my girlfriend and she asked if this counts as an isekai
August 5, 2026 at 10:15 PM
I was watching Futurama with my girlfriend and she asked if this counts as an isekai
Since TERFS always insist that "TERF" is a slur or something, and want us to call them "Gender Critical" instead, I suggest the following:
Clearly that is too long, so let's just shorten it from "G*endE*R* C*ritical" to Gerc; pronounced "Jerk"
Clearly that is too long, so let's just shorten it from "G*endE*R* C*ritical" to Gerc; pronounced "Jerk"
July 30, 2026 at 7:20 PM
Since TERFS always insist that "TERF" is a slur or something, and want us to call them "Gender Critical" instead, I suggest the following:
Clearly that is too long, so let's just shorten it from "G*endE*R* C*ritical" to Gerc; pronounced "Jerk"
Clearly that is too long, so let's just shorten it from "G*endE*R* C*ritical" to Gerc; pronounced "Jerk"
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imagine getting dunked on by Playboy for being weird about women’s bodies
What are the incel men up to over on X? Focussing on a quirk of women’s bodies most of us have never even thought about before now.
Our take? "Making women mad and getting likes from fellow incels is all they have going for them."
Read now: www.playboy.com/read/sex/the...
Our take? "Making women mad and getting likes from fellow incels is all they have going for them."
Read now: www.playboy.com/read/sex/the...
July 30, 2026 at 1:15 PM
imagine getting dunked on by Playboy for being weird about women’s bodies
Wanted to wear this outfit at work for a while, but was unsure if I'd catch flak for the exposed shoulders/bra strap being unprofessional. Finally decided that asking forgiveness was preferable to asking permission, and didn't get any pushback. My workplace wardrobe grows~
July 28, 2026 at 11:46 PM
Wanted to wear this outfit at work for a while, but was unsure if I'd catch flak for the exposed shoulders/bra strap being unprofessional. Finally decided that asking forgiveness was preferable to asking permission, and didn't get any pushback. My workplace wardrobe grows~
I can taste the approval of my ancestors. (its not that bad honestly)
July 25, 2026 at 12:35 AM
I can taste the approval of my ancestors. (its not that bad honestly)
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Daily affirmations post:
I am a girlboss. I am a war criminal. I am a lunatic. I am clinically insane.
I am a girlboss. I am a war criminal. I am a lunatic. I am clinically insane.
July 22, 2026 at 4:00 PM
Daily affirmations post:
I am a girlboss. I am a war criminal. I am a lunatic. I am clinically insane.
I am a girlboss. I am a war criminal. I am a lunatic. I am clinically insane.
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Tgirl in vietnam with "BORN TO GOON, FORCED TO CUM" written on her helmet
July 20, 2026 at 4:04 PM
Tgirl in vietnam with "BORN TO GOON, FORCED TO CUM" written on her helmet
Rabbit, if you're reading this, you're a stalker
July 14, 2026 at 9:22 PM
Rabbit, if you're reading this, you're a stalker
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They're not my "preferred pronouns". They're the correct pronouns, not just a preference.
July 12, 2026 at 10:42 AM
They're not my "preferred pronouns". They're the correct pronouns, not just a preference.
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If you owe a woman $5 million for sexual assault, you also owe the country your resignation.
June 30, 2026 at 12:25 PM
If you owe a woman $5 million for sexual assault, you also owe the country your resignation.
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Everyone should be extremely concerned that birthright citizenship was 5-4 and not unanimous.
June 30, 2026 at 3:18 PM
Everyone should be extremely concerned that birthright citizenship was 5-4 and not unanimous.
[To the tune of "Bang The Drum All Day" by Todd Rundgren]
🎶🎶 I don't wanna work! 🎶🎶
🎶🎶 I just wanna sleep on my bed all day~ 🎶🎶
🎶🎶 I don't wanna work! 🎶🎶
🎶🎶 I just wanna sleep on my bed all day~ 🎶🎶
June 30, 2026 at 1:26 PM
[To the tune of "Bang The Drum All Day" by Todd Rundgren]
🎶🎶 I don't wanna work! 🎶🎶
🎶🎶 I just wanna sleep on my bed all day~ 🎶🎶
🎶🎶 I don't wanna work! 🎶🎶
🎶🎶 I just wanna sleep on my bed all day~ 🎶🎶
I have been telling people all day about how proud I am to live in this state and have Pritzker as a governor. In a nation beset by inaction amongst our left-wing politicians, this is a man who is actually DOING something to protect the people he represents. He is unafraid to actually DO SOMETHING.
Our LGBTQ+ community can be who they want to be in Illinois — they are safe, celebrated, and welcome here.
No matter the month, I’ll always be an ally in the fight for equality for all.
No matter the month, I’ll always be an ally in the fight for equality for all.
Pritzker signs 3 bills to boost protection for LGBTQ+ Illinoisans
The ceremony took place at a Chicago Pride Parade reception on Sunday at El Mariachi Tequila Bar & Grill, 3906 N Broadway.
www.cbsnews.com
June 30, 2026 at 1:36 AM
I have been telling people all day about how proud I am to live in this state and have Pritzker as a governor. In a nation beset by inaction amongst our left-wing politicians, this is a man who is actually DOING something to protect the people he represents. He is unafraid to actually DO SOMETHING.
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Our LGBTQ+ community can be who they want to be in Illinois — they are safe, celebrated, and welcome here.
No matter the month, I’ll always be an ally in the fight for equality for all.
No matter the month, I’ll always be an ally in the fight for equality for all.
Pritzker signs 3 bills to boost protection for LGBTQ+ Illinoisans
The ceremony took place at a Chicago Pride Parade reception on Sunday at El Mariachi Tequila Bar & Grill, 3906 N Broadway.
www.cbsnews.com
June 30, 2026 at 1:30 AM
Our LGBTQ+ community can be who they want to be in Illinois — they are safe, celebrated, and welcome here.
No matter the month, I’ll always be an ally in the fight for equality for all.
No matter the month, I’ll always be an ally in the fight for equality for all.
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watched the dumb movie and can confirm grogu is the most useless character ever put to film, let alone a movie with his name in the title. fucker doesn't do anything except steal snacks and press buttons he's not supposed to. worst character in all of fiction. an idiot baby with no redeeming value.
June 12, 2026 at 12:44 AM
watched the dumb movie and can confirm grogu is the most useless character ever put to film, let alone a movie with his name in the title. fucker doesn't do anything except steal snacks and press buttons he's not supposed to. worst character in all of fiction. an idiot baby with no redeeming value.
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I have a feeling that we're all gonna know what Platner's dick looks like before November.
June 11, 2026 at 11:09 PM
I have a feeling that we're all gonna know what Platner's dick looks like before November.
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New data reveals that New World Screwworm, a severely dangerous flesh-eating maggot, is spreading throughout Texas.
This comes months after Ken Paxton supported cutting Screwworm monitoring programs.
This comes months after Ken Paxton supported cutting Screwworm monitoring programs.
June 11, 2026 at 8:30 PM
New data reveals that New World Screwworm, a severely dangerous flesh-eating maggot, is spreading throughout Texas.
This comes months after Ken Paxton supported cutting Screwworm monitoring programs.
This comes months after Ken Paxton supported cutting Screwworm monitoring programs.
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If you’d told me on January 7th 2021 that everyone in this picture would be pardoned and be paid $1 million each for reparations, I’d have said you were insane.
It turns out that it’s American voters that are insane.
It turns out that it’s American voters that are insane.
May 31, 2026 at 4:10 PM
If you’d told me on January 7th 2021 that everyone in this picture would be pardoned and be paid $1 million each for reparations, I’d have said you were insane.
It turns out that it’s American voters that are insane.
It turns out that it’s American voters that are insane.