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Dastalin
@dastalin.bsky.social
Also known as No-Name Bard in some circles :3

Male, 29 y/o

PFP is my FFXIV avatar as drawn by Archi! https://bsky.app/profile/archimedys.bsky.social

Banner is a screenshot from FFXIV of myself and my wife
He never got up after Pomni hit him in Wait By the River :3
September 17, 2026 at 11:00 AM
September 15, 2026 at 2:25 PM
Is it a character model or a PNG? 😂
September 12, 2026 at 10:29 PM
I have a Middle Eastern friend with Persian blood who's been commenting on how well the writer for Jaagudar has done their research, so I know I'll definitely be picking that up at some point
September 3, 2026 at 3:54 AM
He tries to pull the Battle of Wits from the Princess Bride (no, of course he'd never watch a sappy girl's film, shut up) but the stupid sauce doesn't follow the laws of cartoon logic he applies to himself and now they're both wasted
September 2, 2026 at 2:30 AM
We could always say it was a sober dare up until a certain purple fool spiked the drinks :3
September 2, 2026 at 12:39 AM
Inebriated or sober? 👀
September 1, 2026 at 2:56 AM
I actually found a copy of it in my dad's stuff not too long ago lol
August 30, 2026 at 5:38 AM
Rip and tear, until it is done
August 28, 2026 at 1:56 PM
And then they start throwing so many headcanons at it to where it barely resembles the source material to where they start complaining about why X should have happened when it was *clearly* headed that direction in the first place
August 28, 2026 at 4:05 AM
That's kind of where I was with another ship years ago. So many people decide to support certain ships and don't really engage with why they enjoy it or why it works beyond "it's cute 🥹" and "it's basically canon, duh."
August 28, 2026 at 4:05 AM
Oh shit 👀
August 19, 2026 at 12:26 AM
Must come with age. Fresh out of high school I'd constantly be turning my music up high in my car, but nowadays I find myself appreciating peace and quiet more often than not
August 14, 2026 at 3:52 AM
I'm not 100% sure if I've got processing issues (my mom does,) but it was definitely hard to focus and keep my temper down with so much input coming in
August 14, 2026 at 1:23 AM
I stopped taking my speaker to my last job because somebody else would start their own and suddenly we've got three sources of music on top of people yelling instructions at each other while everything is beeping and I'm struggling to get teenagers to do their goddamn job
August 14, 2026 at 1:21 AM
Marcus with the golden button eyepatch, the rich bastard lol
August 12, 2026 at 11:13 AM
Looks spiffy!
August 7, 2026 at 11:20 PM
Oh boy, here comes the patented Kinger Talk!
August 5, 2026 at 2:57 PM