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Davidman
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Generic pleb.
Head shape bingo:

Tarik = triangle

Jaka = square

Bloke in the background = fuck knows
August 30, 2026 at 10:47 PM
Unacceptable
August 29, 2026 at 9:43 AM
Performance related contract.

What an absolute morn this fella was. I wonder how his career would’ve panned out had he not jumped at the first opportunity to avoid playing for us in the championship.
July 22, 2026 at 1:41 PM
Another thinks its100% ai…

Make if it what you will, whether you trust it or not.
July 9, 2026 at 3:03 PM
January 31, 2026 at 12:03 AM
My sister who knows absolutely nothing about football has just posted this on Facebook (of my very own beer fridge/taps). I feel she’s trolling us.
December 31, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Turns out Citeh don’t even need to score the goal for them to jizz themselves over Pep, anyhow.
December 29, 2025 at 8:58 AM
He’s done a Bielsa on us. I like this guy. Unless he beats us on Saturday, then I’ll hate this guy.
December 19, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Honestly. What even is the point in this daft game anymore? Get your fucking house on Portugal winning the thing this year*

*several dubious ref and var decisions along the way pending.
November 25, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Of fecking course.
November 23, 2025 at 12:58 PM
I’m playing Brendy whether you schmucks like it or not.” Is a bizarre hill to die on.
November 21, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Anyone seen this fella in the last 24 hours?
October 19, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Why are the people who run football, hellbent on ruining football?
September 23, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Silly boy
September 3, 2025 at 6:18 PM
I think they fucked it
September 1, 2025 at 6:22 PM
👀
August 19, 2025 at 4:50 PM
If we were after this lad, we’ve fucked it now with our waiting patiently approach to the back end of this window.
August 11, 2025 at 11:49 AM
July 24, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Just like magic 😂
July 23, 2025 at 2:24 PM
I’m hoping this is a figurative interpretation of the Marseille deal, not a literal interpretation.
July 22, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Get it done Leeds. If only for the shithouse potential. Needs 5 more appearances to get to 200. Throw him on for the last 10 seconds if we’re winning. Everyone’s happy.
July 22, 2025 at 9:40 AM
He’s basically insinuating theres a correlation between being autistic and being a sex pest.

Obviously there isn’t. Neurodivergence has nowt to do with it.

He’s a sex pest because he’s an entitled prick. It’s that simple.
July 9, 2025 at 5:32 PM
I think we need to cut the conversation on whether the tiles are ok for the club to use, and focus on this abomination. Who in the fuck signed this off?
July 4, 2025 at 8:05 AM
July 1, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Wöber off to Norwich, then.
June 15, 2025 at 9:55 AM