Dave Knadler
@davaar99.bsky.social
Writer and sole proprietor of Davesfiction.com. Friend to animals. Implacable foe of all things MAGA. Extremely knowledgeable about everything. Immune to the charms of E girls and porn bots -- who comprise 93 percent of my followers.
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September 12, 2026 at 6:02 PM
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From Robin Rouby-Progressive Cartoons
September 12, 2026 at 10:32 AM
From Robin Rouby-Progressive Cartoons
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Elon Musk is bankrolling an ad campaign to get you to check your voter registration through an innocent-sounding website.
But his real goal is to collect and sell your personal data to advertising companies, Big Tech, and other Republican PACs.
But his real goal is to collect and sell your personal data to advertising companies, Big Tech, and other Republican PACs.
The hidden dangers of Musk’s votesafe.org
The slick voter registration website, currently being promoted to millions of people, is a digital surveillance machine.
popular.info
September 10, 2026 at 11:00 PM
Elon Musk is bankrolling an ad campaign to get you to check your voter registration through an innocent-sounding website.
But his real goal is to collect and sell your personal data to advertising companies, Big Tech, and other Republican PACs.
But his real goal is to collect and sell your personal data to advertising companies, Big Tech, and other Republican PACs.
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This keeps happening.
September 10, 2026 at 3:02 PM
This keeps happening.
They haven’t? I just assumed they’d been lost in the mail.
Since becoming president again, Trump has promised:
-$5000 stimulus checks via "DOGE dividend"
-$2000 stimulus checks via "tariff dividend"
-$1000+ checks via "savings" from expiring ACA subsidies
-$5000 "dividend" if Rs win midterms
No checks have been issued
www.thebulwark.com/p/trump-magi...
-$5000 stimulus checks via "DOGE dividend"
-$2000 stimulus checks via "tariff dividend"
-$1000+ checks via "savings" from expiring ACA subsidies
-$5000 "dividend" if Rs win midterms
No checks have been issued
www.thebulwark.com/p/trump-magi...
Trump: "If the Republicans win the House of Representatives and the United States Senate...I will issue a dividend to every adult citizen in the United States of America for $5,000."
September 10, 2026 at 2:33 PM
They haven’t? I just assumed they’d been lost in the mail.
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One would guess the first picture was in Kyiv and the second taken when talking to a murderous invader. Nope.
Reverse.
Reverse.
September 6, 2026 at 8:06 PM
One would guess the first picture was in Kyiv and the second taken when talking to a murderous invader. Nope.
Reverse.
Reverse.
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Man Wakes From Coma With Ability To Understand Health Insurance Policy https://theonion.com/man-wakes-from-coma-with-ability-to-understand-health-i-1819579312/
September 5, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Man Wakes From Coma With Ability To Understand Health Insurance Policy https://theonion.com/man-wakes-from-coma-with-ability-to-understand-health-i-1819579312/
Very apt.
September 2, 2026 at 1:02 AM
Very apt.
It’s true!
Study Finds Regular Journaling Can Help Provide Clues About Mysterious Disappearance https://theonion.com/study-finds-regular-journaling-can-help-provide-clues-about-mysterious-disappearance/
August 27, 2026 at 2:51 PM
It’s true!
" ... a pseudodemocratic fiscal basket case of a nation, whose only apparent foreign policy objective has become domination for the gratification of its president’s slapdash vanity."
Canada Said No to America. It Will Reverberate Far Beyond Its Borders. www.nytimes.com/2026/08/24/o...
Canada Said No to America. It Will Reverberate Far Beyond Its Borders. www.nytimes.com/2026/08/24/o...
Opinion | Canada Said No to America. It Will Reverberate Far Beyond Its Borders.
Mark Carney has chosen suffering, but he did what Canadians elected him to do.
www.nytimes.com
August 24, 2026 at 5:30 PM
" ... a pseudodemocratic fiscal basket case of a nation, whose only apparent foreign policy objective has become domination for the gratification of its president’s slapdash vanity."
Canada Said No to America. It Will Reverberate Far Beyond Its Borders. www.nytimes.com/2026/08/24/o...
Canada Said No to America. It Will Reverberate Far Beyond Its Borders. www.nytimes.com/2026/08/24/o...
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77 million people believed a man who filed for bankruptcy 6 times.
August 20, 2026 at 3:34 PM
77 million people believed a man who filed for bankruptcy 6 times.
Introduce yourself as what almost killed you.
Hi. I’m the Yellowstone River, running high in June.
Hi. I’m the Yellowstone River, running high in June.
August 14, 2026 at 3:52 PM
Introduce yourself as what almost killed you.
Hi. I’m the Yellowstone River, running high in June.
Hi. I’m the Yellowstone River, running high in June.
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Jeff Bezos Named Amazon Employee Of The Month http://theonion.com/jeff-bezos-named-amazon-employee-of-the-month-1821293990/
August 10, 2026 at 2:00 PM
Jeff Bezos Named Amazon Employee Of The Month http://theonion.com/jeff-bezos-named-amazon-employee-of-the-month-1821293990/
Sums up the “evangelical“ world view nicely.
August 4, 2026 at 5:35 PM
Sums up the “evangelical“ world view nicely.
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Shocking Video Captures Calm Police Officers Handling Situation Nonviolently
July 27, 2026 at 5:00 PM
Shocking Video Captures Calm Police Officers Handling Situation Nonviolently
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July 20, 2026 at 12:00 PM
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I wasn’t ready for this. ☠️ 😭
Low T Pete will never live this down.
Low T Pete will never live this down.
July 18, 2026 at 2:03 AM
I wasn’t ready for this. ☠️ 😭
Low T Pete will never live this down.
Low T Pete will never live this down.
Rewatched this for the first time since its 2016 release. I like it even more now -- despite just realizing this was a Taylor Sheridan project. 📽️
July 17, 2026 at 3:52 PM
Rewatched this for the first time since its 2016 release. I like it even more now -- despite just realizing this was a Taylor Sheridan project. 📽️
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“I think he’s a despicable toad, rat, bald, ugly, fat piece of shit who probably exploded for good reason.”
🚨BIG ANNOUNCEMENT🚨
InfoWars endorses the #MAJA movement's mission to rename Austin to JONESTOWN for the late Alex Jones, who popped like a balloon.
InfoWars endorses the #MAJA movement's mission to rename Austin to JONESTOWN for the late Alex Jones, who popped like a balloon.
July 13, 2026 at 5:29 PM
“I think he’s a despicable toad, rat, bald, ugly, fat piece of shit who probably exploded for good reason.”
My calls to Mitch are going straight to voicemail.
July 9, 2026 at 2:25 AM
My calls to Mitch are going straight to voicemail.
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A new sequel 🤣🤣💙
July 7, 2026 at 8:36 PM
A new sequel 🤣🤣💙
Trump: I just need you to find me four more goals.
July 7, 2026 at 2:29 AM
Trump: I just need you to find me four more goals.
Never been more proud of Belgium. Which is a low bar, since I’ve never really thought much about Belgium.
July 7, 2026 at 1:39 AM
Never been more proud of Belgium. Which is a low bar, since I’ve never really thought much about Belgium.
Trump will want a piece of this.
Tap into the most powerful revenue stream you have.
www.theonion.info
www.theonion.info
July 5, 2026 at 5:17 PM
Trump will want a piece of this.
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July 4, 2026 at 1:52 PM