David Oland
davejavoo.bsky.social
David Oland
@davejavoo.bsky.social
Retired woodworker
Retired wrestler
Retired distance runner
His dad definitely paid someone to take his SATs.
September 18, 2026 at 1:17 PM
Just toss ‘em!
September 15, 2026 at 6:09 PM
Still thinking about how we paid the tariffs, but the corporations got the refund.
September 12, 2026 at 12:07 AM
Trump Promises To Take $5,000 From Every American If Democrats Win Midterm
September 11, 2026 at 10:30 PM
This RIGHT HERE!!!👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼
September 11, 2026 at 7:33 AM
Here’s a handy reference.
September 11, 2026 at 7:18 AM
September 3, 2026 at 5:27 AM
Wanna know what election interference looks like...The New congress must investigate and prosecute....
September 3, 2026 at 5:25 AM
I’m not so sure that golfers are “athletes.”
The PGA has named every single US president who served in the last 4 decades an “honorary chairman”’of the team: HW Bush, Clinton, W. Bush, Obama, Biden. They do this for every president.
August 31, 2026 at 7:09 AM
As I expected, Trump will not be replacing oil he took out of the SPR because of his Iran War with any oil from Venezuela. Another con from America’s Huckster.
August 31, 2026 at 6:44 AM
If Republicans aren't cheating, they aint winning.....
August 31, 2026 at 6:39 AM
I’m not so sure that golfers are “athletes.”
The PGA has named every single US president who served in the last 4 decades an “honorary chairman”’of the team: HW Bush, Clinton, W. Bush, Obama, Biden. They do this for every president.
August 30, 2026 at 3:35 PM
Best in the original German: Befehl ist Befehl.
Tom Homan on why DHS is sending deportation flights into dangerous condition in Haiti: "We're just enforcing the law, and we're doing it in a way the American people voted for"
August 30, 2026 at 3:31 PM
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Cockroaches Feeling Very Optimistic About Future Of Planet https://theonion.com/cockroaches-feeling-very-optimistic-about-future-of-pla-1819579564/
August 30, 2026 at 3:00 PM
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Good people consistently underestimate the evil actions of bad people....
August 24, 2026 at 1:09 AM
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During the 1920s, a massive boom in easy credit allowed consumers and speculators to borrow heavily to buy goods, real estate, and stocks on margin.....Sound Familiar?
August 21, 2026 at 9:39 PM
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Crying Newborn Has No Idea How Much Worse It Gets
Crying Newborn Has No Idea How Much Worse It Gets
MEDFORD, OR—Saying the infant really ought to save her tears for the real shit that’s headed her way, sources familiar with crying newborn Sophia Whitfield confirmed Monday that she had no idea how mu...
theonion.com
August 22, 2026 at 6:00 PM
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Speak Truth..
August 21, 2026 at 10:28 AM
They never expected the leopards to eat their faces......🤔🤔
August 18, 2026 at 12:12 PM
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🎯🎯🎯
August 18, 2026 at 10:23 AM
Trump Adds Name To Kennedy Center Again
August 14, 2026 at 7:40 PM
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This is really the best argument on why the Israeli intel that caused the Great Catering Truck Escape was probably bogus.
August 13, 2026 at 11:13 PM
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Oh look, the “fiscal conservatives” are running the government again.
August 13, 2026 at 3:29 PM
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SCOTUS seems to have forgotten this
August 11, 2026 at 4:02 PM
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💯💯💯
August 10, 2026 at 10:11 PM