Dave Mountain
@davemountain.bsky.social
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Dave Mountain
@davemountain.bsky.social
· Nov 20
On the off chance that it's helpful, here are some video tutorials I've made on how to do email marketing better. Share, enjoy, evangelize. I'll be glad you did. www.marketingandadvertisingdirection.com/2024/11/vide...
So, today I learned that being an "American original" means...you are a war-mongering closet case who betrays everything you've ever said to believe in for power, fame, wealth and media clout.
And yet, people who share my politics are told they hate America...
And yet, people who share my politics are told they hate America...
July 28, 2026 at 7:10 PM
So, today I learned that being an "American original" means...you are a war-mongering closet case who betrays everything you've ever said to believe in for power, fame, wealth and media clout.
And yet, people who share my politics are told they hate America...
And yet, people who share my politics are told they hate America...
So I was driving the other day, and I saw a sign that you've probably also seen. Drug-Free School Zone.
Which implies that everything that isn't that place... is a School-Free Drug Zone.
America, the code is cracked.
Which implies that everything that isn't that place... is a School-Free Drug Zone.
America, the code is cracked.
July 27, 2026 at 6:34 PM
So I was driving the other day, and I saw a sign that you've probably also seen. Drug-Free School Zone.
Which implies that everything that isn't that place... is a School-Free Drug Zone.
America, the code is cracked.
Which implies that everything that isn't that place... is a School-Free Drug Zone.
America, the code is cracked.
I don't blog about sports very often anymore, so hyping this. fivetooltool.blogspot.com/2026/07/lebr...
LeBron James is a Sixer, and I have thoughts.
Cheap, mean, unfair, biased and tasteless sports blogging about the NFL, NBA and MLB. Come visit and click on the ads: our kids need shoes.
fivetooltool.blogspot.com
July 25, 2026 at 5:28 PM
I don't blog about sports very often anymore, so hyping this. fivetooltool.blogspot.com/2026/07/lebr...
I have gone down the Count Binface rabbit hole, and am delighted. Britain, it's your Bindepence Day. #countbinface
July 9, 2026 at 4:43 PM
I have gone down the Count Binface rabbit hole, and am delighted. Britain, it's your Bindepence Day. #countbinface
As always, the Sixers' final game of the season comes with one feeling: thank God I don't have to watch these bums anymore. Never end a season with dignity, lads. #sixers
May 10, 2026 at 10:07 PM
As always, the Sixers' final game of the season comes with one feeling: thank God I don't have to watch these bums anymore. Never end a season with dignity, lads. #sixers
I heart Kelly Oubre caring enough in a series sweep blowout to get a technica foul.
May 10, 2026 at 9:37 PM
I heart Kelly Oubre caring enough in a series sweep blowout to get a technica foul.
My reaction to the news that Rudy Guiliani is in critical condition: sell his organs
May 4, 2026 at 5:13 AM
My reaction to the news that Rudy Guiliani is in critical condition: sell his organs
It's almost as if you can't order the murder of innocent children and threaten war crimes without some crazy person resorting to violence.
April 27, 2026 at 6:14 PM
It's almost as if you can't order the murder of innocent children and threaten war crimes without some crazy person resorting to violence.
April 25, 2026 at 12:02 AM
Question: If American oli companies are doing so well now thanks to the Excursion War, they'd have no problem in paying a windfall income tax on profits, right?
Otherwise, they might be considered (gasp!) War Profiteers. Or, at least, Excursion Profiteers.
@olbermann.bsky.social - Thoughts?
Otherwise, they might be considered (gasp!) War Profiteers. Or, at least, Excursion Profiteers.
@olbermann.bsky.social - Thoughts?
April 16, 2026 at 12:26 AM
Question: If American oli companies are doing so well now thanks to the Excursion War, they'd have no problem in paying a windfall income tax on profits, right?
Otherwise, they might be considered (gasp!) War Profiteers. Or, at least, Excursion Profiteers.
@olbermann.bsky.social - Thoughts?
Otherwise, they might be considered (gasp!) War Profiteers. Or, at least, Excursion Profiteers.
@olbermann.bsky.social - Thoughts?
A small point that keeps threatening my brain into becoming a larger point: If one is committed to maximizing shareholder value, doesn't that also involve the shareholders being able to enjoy that value in a stable, lawful, peaceful and sustainable world?
Or, shorter: Your bunker makes a fine tomb.
Or, shorter: Your bunker makes a fine tomb.
March 2, 2026 at 9:16 PM
A small point that keeps threatening my brain into becoming a larger point: If one is committed to maximizing shareholder value, doesn't that also involve the shareholders being able to enjoy that value in a stable, lawful, peaceful and sustainable world?
Or, shorter: Your bunker makes a fine tomb.
Or, shorter: Your bunker makes a fine tomb.
Coming soon: a tariff on everyone who mentions the Epstein Files.
February 21, 2026 at 5:52 PM
Coming soon: a tariff on everyone who mentions the Epstein Files.
Abolishing ICE is table stakes. Withholding payments from blue states to the federal government would be the correct raise.
January 26, 2026 at 12:46 AM
Abolishing ICE is table stakes. Withholding payments from blue states to the federal government would be the correct raise.
@olbermann.bsky.social - Apropos of nothing, can you add any BoJack Horseman nuggets to the C-block of the podcast? Tom Jumbo-Grumbo's relationship to Randy always slayed me.
January 12, 2026 at 5:04 PM
@olbermann.bsky.social - Apropos of nothing, can you add any BoJack Horseman nuggets to the C-block of the podcast? Tom Jumbo-Grumbo's relationship to Randy always slayed me.
Is it just my telecast, or is ESPN completely incapable of selling any ads? They've shown repeats of their house ads back to back for an hour now. Terrible viewer experience. #MNF
December 30, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Is it just my telecast, or is ESPN completely incapable of selling any ads? They've shown repeats of their house ads back to back for an hour now. Terrible viewer experience. #MNF
I'm reasonably sure that Oakland does not miss the Raiders.
December 14, 2025 at 8:06 PM
I'm reasonably sure that Oakland does not miss the Raiders.
The most 3 and outs you have ever seen for an offense with positive skill position players. I get that the line isn't right, but if Kevin Patullo has a job tomorrow, there is no way this team is winning even a single playoff game. #eagles
November 28, 2025 at 10:27 PM
The most 3 and outs you have ever seen for an offense with positive skill position players. I get that the line isn't right, but if Kevin Patullo has a job tomorrow, there is no way this team is winning even a single playoff game. #eagles
This is highly similar to the TNF game against the Giants. Defense gets worn down, short week, offense that doesn't sustain drives, worn to a nub. Add turnovers and the game shouldn't be close. Not quite 2023, but similar. #eagles
November 28, 2025 at 10:21 PM
This is highly similar to the TNF game against the Giants. Defense gets worn down, short week, offense that doesn't sustain drives, worn to a nub. Add turnovers and the game shouldn't be close. Not quite 2023, but similar. #eagles
At this point, I'm not just OK with firing Kevin Patullo. I'm also OK with benching many starters. Prove to me it can't get worse. #eagles
November 28, 2025 at 9:39 PM
At this point, I'm not just OK with firing Kevin Patullo. I'm also OK with benching many starters. Prove to me it can't get worse. #eagles