Your Main Man Dave
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I mean, the truck says it all
I was on the college campus yesterday and they still have that one guy who walks without swinging his arms, but rises to his tippy toes on every step.
September 12, 2026 at 2:57 PM
I was on the college campus yesterday and they still have that one guy who walks without swinging his arms, but rises to his tippy toes on every step.
Rip little buddy. We had a good run.
September 6, 2026 at 3:51 PM
Rip little buddy. We had a good run.
If you like, send recs for music I should get on bandcamp tomorrow.
September 4, 2026 at 4:13 AM
If you like, send recs for music I should get on bandcamp tomorrow.
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August 15, 2026 at 7:06 AM
Tiny desk is so crammed full of people every time. It’s not right.
June 27, 2026 at 4:21 AM
Tiny desk is so crammed full of people every time. It’s not right.
Just gonna hang here and wait for the cool guys to start showing up
May 2, 2026 at 6:32 PM
Just gonna hang here and wait for the cool guys to start showing up
The Ella Langley album is good.
April 10, 2026 at 6:30 PM
The Ella Langley album is good.
Just saw a waymo drive right into this
April 5, 2026 at 10:49 PM
Just saw a waymo drive right into this
Lol baguette means wand
April 4, 2026 at 6:34 PM
Lol baguette means wand
Just scheduled my James Van Der Peek
March 23, 2026 at 9:06 PM
Just scheduled my James Van Der Peek
New tire day for the finest kidmmuter in America.
March 8, 2026 at 1:43 AM
New tire day for the finest kidmmuter in America.
It’s time to dust off the shaming spirit that defeated google glass. If you see some dingus wearing sunglasses with a camera in them, then you are free to make cop jokes at them
February 13, 2026 at 2:37 PM
It’s time to dust off the shaming spirit that defeated google glass. If you see some dingus wearing sunglasses with a camera in them, then you are free to make cop jokes at them
The city put a big block of sandstone in this ditch by our house. And then someone painted it like an ice cream sandwich.
February 9, 2026 at 2:41 AM
The city put a big block of sandstone in this ditch by our house. And then someone painted it like an ice cream sandwich.
I know everyone’s trippin about that Ratboys album. Here to tell you that I am also trippin about it.
February 7, 2026 at 6:18 AM
I know everyone’s trippin about that Ratboys album. Here to tell you that I am also trippin about it.
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one of the funniest things i’ve ever seen
January 27, 2026 at 6:39 PM
one of the funniest things i’ve ever seen
I am not one of those freaks by the way
January 18, 2026 at 1:07 AM
I am not one of those freaks by the way
If you’re one of those freaks who tries to indoctrinate their toddler, this one is pretty good on labor rights and collective bargaining.
January 18, 2026 at 1:05 AM
If you’re one of those freaks who tries to indoctrinate their toddler, this one is pretty good on labor rights and collective bargaining.
On average, I spend about 20 minutes per day thinking about the Bad Bunny halftime show. My guess for big guest surprise is Missy Elliott. It makes too much sense.
January 2, 2026 at 5:49 AM
On average, I spend about 20 minutes per day thinking about the Bad Bunny halftime show. My guess for big guest surprise is Missy Elliott. It makes too much sense.
Merry Christmas, everyone. I can already tell that the new year is for us balds.
December 25, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Merry Christmas, everyone. I can already tell that the new year is for us balds.
For over a decade we’ve kept the pepper grinder in a specific cabinet dedicated to seasonings. This week my wife moved the pepper grinder to the vitamin cabinet without telling me. She’s like the Heath Ledger Joker.
December 6, 2025 at 7:40 PM
For over a decade we’ve kept the pepper grinder in a specific cabinet dedicated to seasonings. This week my wife moved the pepper grinder to the vitamin cabinet without telling me. She’s like the Heath Ledger Joker.
If you drop a spotify wrapped on here Chotiner is gonna get your ass.
November 25, 2025 at 6:02 PM
If you drop a spotify wrapped on here Chotiner is gonna get your ass.
Recently had my fuel pump replaced and after retrieving my truck the mechanic sent an automated “are you satisfied?” text. I responded that the check engine light was on and he replied with a YouTube video showing how to discern the check engine light codes on a 1994 Toyota. What a fucking boss.
November 18, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Recently had my fuel pump replaced and after retrieving my truck the mechanic sent an automated “are you satisfied?” text. I responded that the check engine light was on and he replied with a YouTube video showing how to discern the check engine light codes on a 1994 Toyota. What a fucking boss.
God dang, my dad’s Geo is so pimp
November 8, 2025 at 5:31 PM
God dang, my dad’s Geo is so pimp
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RFK running through a wall like a cartoon when he hears the news
November 8, 2025 at 4:49 AM
RFK running through a wall like a cartoon when he hears the news