Dave Youmans
@daveyoumans.bsky.social
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I love re-upping this: for decades the main library at UCLA had the generic name University Research Library because the person most responsible for getting it built was an English professor named Hugh G. Dick and the university refused to name it after him.
Tell me a fun fact.
September 5, 2026 at 4:29 AM
I love re-upping this: for decades the main library at UCLA had the generic name University Research Library because the person most responsible for getting it built was an English professor named Hugh G. Dick and the university refused to name it after him.
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GREG DAVIES: seems like a kind of a shit task. Everyone just seems like they're going home normally.
ALEX HORNE: well before you say that let's have a look at how Odysseus did.
cut to panel of AJAX, MENELAUS, AGAMEMNON, and DIOMEDES who are all staring at ODYSSEUS with his head in his hands
ALEX HORNE: well before you say that let's have a look at how Odysseus did.
cut to panel of AJAX, MENELAUS, AGAMEMNON, and DIOMEDES who are all staring at ODYSSEUS with his head in his hands
May 30, 2026 at 11:08 PM
GREG DAVIES: seems like a kind of a shit task. Everyone just seems like they're going home normally.
ALEX HORNE: well before you say that let's have a look at how Odysseus did.
cut to panel of AJAX, MENELAUS, AGAMEMNON, and DIOMEDES who are all staring at ODYSSEUS with his head in his hands
ALEX HORNE: well before you say that let's have a look at how Odysseus did.
cut to panel of AJAX, MENELAUS, AGAMEMNON, and DIOMEDES who are all staring at ODYSSEUS with his head in his hands
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Macbeth: SHIT
February 9, 2026 at 2:50 AM
Macbeth: SHIT
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There is going to come a time in your life when you are chatting with a guy, at a barbecue or something, a new coworker maybe, a dad at school drop off, and he tells you he used to be in ICE. You’re going to need to spit on that guy
Minnesota: "School officials say the [5-year-old] child was used as bait. They say [ICE] agents made little Liam knock on the door to ask to be let in in order to see if anyone else was home."
January 22, 2026 at 2:27 AM
There is going to come a time in your life when you are chatting with a guy, at a barbecue or something, a new coworker maybe, a dad at school drop off, and he tells you he used to be in ICE. You’re going to need to spit on that guy
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So so glad @pftompkins.bsky.social is on the @taskmaster.tv podcast this week and so glad it’s on YouTube, for moments like this.
November 7, 2025 at 3:09 PM
So so glad @pftompkins.bsky.social is on the @taskmaster.tv podcast this week and so glad it’s on YouTube, for moments like this.
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You gotta see this Tennis they’re playing in Queens, T
August 25, 2025 at 11:47 PM
You gotta see this Tennis they’re playing in Queens, T
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Conservative scorning, poster's warning.
Conservative fight, poster's delight.
Conservative fight, poster's delight.
June 5, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Conservative scorning, poster's warning.
Conservative fight, poster's delight.
Conservative fight, poster's delight.
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I cracked the code. Told my boomer dad that having motion smoothing on his TV 'makes it work twice as hard' and will 'wear it out faster' and now hes obsessed with making sure its off.
December 24, 2023 at 1:45 PM
I cracked the code. Told my boomer dad that having motion smoothing on his TV 'makes it work twice as hard' and will 'wear it out faster' and now hes obsessed with making sure its off.
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