@david-jonez.bsky.social
Don't be one of those who brag about how you looted Costco and filled a entire bedroom with TP cause you're a financial genius. Dude, do what we all did during lock down, get a fricking bidet. $30 and your life is better. ~D
12:51 PM · Aug 26, 2026
12:51 PM · Aug 26, 2026
Elmo's Potty Time: Happy Bidet
ALT: Elmo's Potty Time: Happy Bidet
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August 26, 2026 at 7:53 PM
Don't be one of those who brag about how you looted Costco and filled a entire bedroom with TP cause you're a financial genius. Dude, do what we all did during lock down, get a fricking bidet. $30 and your life is better. ~D
12:51 PM · Aug 26, 2026
12:51 PM · Aug 26, 2026
Reflecting Pool Vandals caught on Video
May 7th A large series of armored SUV's were posted driving over the freshly painted and untreated reflecting pool. Causing cracks that lead to it rapidly tearing it self apart. Please help the Exec Branch keep it's promise to put these vandals behind bars
May 7th A large series of armored SUV's were posted driving over the freshly painted and untreated reflecting pool. Causing cracks that lead to it rapidly tearing it self apart. Please help the Exec Branch keep it's promise to put these vandals behind bars
July 2, 2026 at 2:09 AM
Reflecting Pool Vandals caught on Video
May 7th A large series of armored SUV's were posted driving over the freshly painted and untreated reflecting pool. Causing cracks that lead to it rapidly tearing it self apart. Please help the Exec Branch keep it's promise to put these vandals behind bars
May 7th A large series of armored SUV's were posted driving over the freshly painted and untreated reflecting pool. Causing cracks that lead to it rapidly tearing it self apart. Please help the Exec Branch keep it's promise to put these vandals behind bars
Many Americans will be skipping fireworks and picnics this 4th of July and instead staying home and making speeches.
Now, I'm gonna go rename a National Park after myself.
Now, I'm gonna go rename a National Park after myself.
May 31, 2026 at 10:21 PM
Many Americans will be skipping fireworks and picnics this 4th of July and instead staying home and making speeches.
Now, I'm gonna go rename a National Park after myself.
Now, I'm gonna go rename a National Park after myself.
By now you have seen Hailing Muppet Movie. There was other Catholic allusions but I appreciated Andy Weir hammering us over the head with his pun, which I was a fan of.
The Project Hail Mary, the space ship which Ryan consistently referred to as "Mary" was ( You may say Enhance if you need to.)
The Project Hail Mary, the space ship which Ryan consistently referred to as "Mary" was ( You may say Enhance if you need to.)
May 5, 2026 at 7:38 PM
By now you have seen Hailing Muppet Movie. There was other Catholic allusions but I appreciated Andy Weir hammering us over the head with his pun, which I was a fan of.
The Project Hail Mary, the space ship which Ryan consistently referred to as "Mary" was ( You may say Enhance if you need to.)
The Project Hail Mary, the space ship which Ryan consistently referred to as "Mary" was ( You may say Enhance if you need to.)
Wargasam. Noun. An intense excitement or pleasure derived from war or the thought of war by those who cause it.
April 29, 2026 at 5:14 PM
Wargasam. Noun. An intense excitement or pleasure derived from war or the thought of war by those who cause it.
Let's implement a "Lie Jar" "Non-Truthiness Jar" When testifying to Congress or when an administration official speaks to the American people from an official podium.
$50k for each offense, payable at the time.
No checks, Venmo, or Paypal.
$50k for each offense, payable at the time.
No checks, Venmo, or Paypal.
April 23, 2026 at 10:12 PM
Let's implement a "Lie Jar" "Non-Truthiness Jar" When testifying to Congress or when an administration official speaks to the American people from an official podium.
$50k for each offense, payable at the time.
No checks, Venmo, or Paypal.
$50k for each offense, payable at the time.
No checks, Venmo, or Paypal.
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Female octopuses throw rocks at males that bother them, documented in Octopus tetricus
April 10, 2026 at 9:08 PM
Female octopuses throw rocks at males that bother them, documented in Octopus tetricus
I am in in long term relationship with a mature Victorian Ghost.
She's my Boo!
👻
She's my Boo!
👻
April 11, 2026 at 12:13 AM
I am in in long term relationship with a mature Victorian Ghost.
She's my Boo!
👻
She's my Boo!
👻
May the lord Protect you,
Bless you,
and keep you from Google Android phone updates.
Walk with your privacy settings intact brothers and sisters.
Bless you,
and keep you from Google Android phone updates.
Walk with your privacy settings intact brothers and sisters.
April 9, 2026 at 6:59 PM
May the lord Protect you,
Bless you,
and keep you from Google Android phone updates.
Walk with your privacy settings intact brothers and sisters.
Bless you,
and keep you from Google Android phone updates.
Walk with your privacy settings intact brothers and sisters.
The USA has had only one Emperor in it's time. Emperor Norton, Emperor of these United States, Protector of Mexico, of SF (1859-1880) A homeless man who was recognized by the citizenry and had legal tender issued with his likeness.
Mr 47 We know Emperor Norton, and you are no Emperor Norton.
Mr 47 We know Emperor Norton, and you are no Emperor Norton.
April 8, 2026 at 8:06 PM
The USA has had only one Emperor in it's time. Emperor Norton, Emperor of these United States, Protector of Mexico, of SF (1859-1880) A homeless man who was recognized by the citizenry and had legal tender issued with his likeness.
Mr 47 We know Emperor Norton, and you are no Emperor Norton.
Mr 47 We know Emperor Norton, and you are no Emperor Norton.
All Augusto Pinochet of Chili did was, sign the executive orders consigning tens of thousands of his own people to be disappeared, tortured & imprisoned with numerous human rights abuses and political repression.
#AspireToBetterLeadsership
#AspireToBetterLeadsership
April 8, 2026 at 3:23 AM
All Augusto Pinochet of Chili did was, sign the executive orders consigning tens of thousands of his own people to be disappeared, tortured & imprisoned with numerous human rights abuses and political repression.
#AspireToBetterLeadsership
#AspireToBetterLeadsership
All Idi Amin of Uganda did was; behead and eat the flesh of those he felt weren't loyal enough to him.
#AspireToBetterLeadership
#AspireToBetterLeadership
April 8, 2026 at 2:48 AM
All Idi Amin of Uganda did was; behead and eat the flesh of those he felt weren't loyal enough to him.
#AspireToBetterLeadership
#AspireToBetterLeadership
All Ismail Enver Pasha of the Ottoman Empire (Turkey) did was; sign executive orders for the genocide of 1.5 million Armenians
#AspireForBetterLeadership
#AspireForBetterLeadership
April 8, 2026 at 2:39 AM
All Ismail Enver Pasha of the Ottoman Empire (Turkey) did was; sign executive orders for the genocide of 1.5 million Armenians
#AspireForBetterLeadership
#AspireForBetterLeadership
All Pol Pot did was; sign executive orders that lead to the deaths of 1/4th of his own country through executions, forced labor, and starvation.
#AspireToBetterLeadsership
#AspireToBetterLeadsership
April 8, 2026 at 2:34 AM
All Pol Pot did was; sign executive orders that lead to the deaths of 1/4th of his own country through executions, forced labor, and starvation.
#AspireToBetterLeadsership
#AspireToBetterLeadsership
All, Emperor Caligula did was force 1/2 the Senate to pay to have sex with his sisters & imprison/torture them for prostitution while the other 1/2 listened to their screams while voting for his initiatives.
#AspireToBetterLeadership
#AspireToBetterLeadership
April 8, 2026 at 2:10 AM
All, Emperor Caligula did was force 1/2 the Senate to pay to have sex with his sisters & imprison/torture them for prostitution while the other 1/2 listened to their screams while voting for his initiatives.
#AspireToBetterLeadership
#AspireToBetterLeadership
April 8, 2026 at 1:55 AM
Always hate feeding The Big Black Box of Doom*; but higher priority, people should protect themselves.
"White House app is a privacy nightmare" Spying, data stealing, rights-violating, clusterfuck. How ever you want to say it.
*@jasonkpargin.bsky.social
mashable.com/article/trum...
"White House app is a privacy nightmare" Spying, data stealing, rights-violating, clusterfuck. How ever you want to say it.
*@jasonkpargin.bsky.social
mashable.com/article/trum...
Trump's new White House app is a security and privacy nightmare
The White House released a mobile app. It logs users' exact location every 4.5 minutes.
mashable.com
March 30, 2026 at 1:41 AM
Always hate feeding The Big Black Box of Doom*; but higher priority, people should protect themselves.
"White House app is a privacy nightmare" Spying, data stealing, rights-violating, clusterfuck. How ever you want to say it.
*@jasonkpargin.bsky.social
mashable.com/article/trum...
"White House app is a privacy nightmare" Spying, data stealing, rights-violating, clusterfuck. How ever you want to say it.
*@jasonkpargin.bsky.social
mashable.com/article/trum...
I know I have seen while reading Bio's and histories and such. anyone have a copy of the photo of the Marx Brothers sitting naked, roasting potatoes in Irving Thalberg's office fireplace?
March 25, 2026 at 11:42 PM
I know I have seen while reading Bio's and histories and such. anyone have a copy of the photo of the Marx Brothers sitting naked, roasting potatoes in Irving Thalberg's office fireplace?
Discovering that a large % of even my generation have NEVER seen a full Marx Brothers movie. For gods sake Treat Your Self! to some of the most brilliant & talented, surrealist, anti-authoritarian comedic minds we had in this country. (See the Paramount ones)
www.dailymotion.com/video/x9tttcg
www.dailymotion.com/video/x9tttcg
Duck Soup (1933) Watch HD
Dailymotion video by Cinema Wave
www.dailymotion.com
March 25, 2026 at 11:22 PM
Discovering that a large % of even my generation have NEVER seen a full Marx Brothers movie. For gods sake Treat Your Self! to some of the most brilliant & talented, surrealist, anti-authoritarian comedic minds we had in this country. (See the Paramount ones)
www.dailymotion.com/video/x9tttcg
www.dailymotion.com/video/x9tttcg
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Listen: If you want a SIGNED hardcover of the next book, those are only available via preorder and only at one online bookstore (they are the same price and they will ship anywhere). It's not out for several months but don't wait or you'll forget: bit.ly/signmycrab
March 20, 2026 at 11:26 PM
Listen: If you want a SIGNED hardcover of the next book, those are only available via preorder and only at one online bookstore (they are the same price and they will ship anywhere). It's not out for several months but don't wait or you'll forget: bit.ly/signmycrab
The Treasury just declared the U.S. insolvent. The media missed it That’s not hyperbole — it’s the conclusion drawn directly from the Treasury Department’s own consolidated financial statements for fiscal year 2025, released last week to near-total media silence.
fortune.com/2026/03/23/u...
fortune.com/2026/03/23/u...
The Treasury just declared the U.S. insolvent. The media missed it | Fortune
The Government Accountability Office can't even verify the books. Here's what Congress must do.
fortune.com
March 23, 2026 at 9:42 PM
The Treasury just declared the U.S. insolvent. The media missed it That’s not hyperbole — it’s the conclusion drawn directly from the Treasury Department’s own consolidated financial statements for fiscal year 2025, released last week to near-total media silence.
fortune.com/2026/03/23/u...
fortune.com/2026/03/23/u...
When I have to repair, replace, or buy a gift; to dip into the silliness/madness hole I add "tactical" to each search just once to find bullet proof umbrellas, tactical violin cases, tactical watch bands and house slippers.
March 23, 2026 at 9:24 PM
When I have to repair, replace, or buy a gift; to dip into the silliness/madness hole I add "tactical" to each search just once to find bullet proof umbrellas, tactical violin cases, tactical watch bands and house slippers.
When the Gov bailed out his dozens of bankruptcies, Didn't get a Thank You.
The Countless Loans he's defaulted on, Didn't get a Thank You.
The Sexual Assault Victims, Didn't get a Thank You.
Stole $100 Mil from Child Brain Cancer Charity, Didn't get a Thank You.
You Say Thank You First
~D
The Countless Loans he's defaulted on, Didn't get a Thank You.
The Sexual Assault Victims, Didn't get a Thank You.
Stole $100 Mil from Child Brain Cancer Charity, Didn't get a Thank You.
You Say Thank You First
~D
March 13, 2025 at 12:01 AM
When the Gov bailed out his dozens of bankruptcies, Didn't get a Thank You.
The Countless Loans he's defaulted on, Didn't get a Thank You.
The Sexual Assault Victims, Didn't get a Thank You.
Stole $100 Mil from Child Brain Cancer Charity, Didn't get a Thank You.
You Say Thank You First
~D
The Countless Loans he's defaulted on, Didn't get a Thank You.
The Sexual Assault Victims, Didn't get a Thank You.
Stole $100 Mil from Child Brain Cancer Charity, Didn't get a Thank You.
You Say Thank You First
~D
To Fix Egg Prices,
He Could Fire More Chickens.
~D
He Could Fire More Chickens.
~D
March 12, 2025 at 11:55 PM
To Fix Egg Prices,
He Could Fire More Chickens.
~D
He Could Fire More Chickens.
~D
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Are we not angry enough
March 11, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Are we not angry enough