David
david.boston
David
@david.boston
queer script kiddie
chronic complexity enjoyer
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David @david.boston · May 30
I love reading blogs and living in the terminal like some sicko - so I made Standard-Reader to fulfill both desires at the same time! It’s a TUI-based application to read all your favorite @standard.site blogs from publications like @pckt.blog , @offprint.app , @leaflet.pub, and @greengale.app!
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People drive cars wherever they want, managing thousands of tiny explosions per minute made from poisonous fuels, somehow without dying. Other people fix and tune and customize those cars without being a professional car engineer. Engineers made all those activities startlingly safe.
November 6, 2026 at 1:12 AM
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November 4, 2026 at 11:48 PM
tfw you order food bc you're too tired to figure dinner out and it turns out you ordered to the wrong address
November 4, 2026 at 1:01 AM
I love telling my mythos robots to do a security audit on my Linux recompilation of a hit 2007 game
November 1, 2026 at 4:26 PM
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October 31, 2026 at 6:55 AM
I need to write more
October 30, 2026 at 8:28 PM
f52fbd32b2b3b86ff88ef6c490628285f482af15ddcb29541f94bcf526a3f6c7
October 30, 2026 at 7:29 PM
this is why I quit AI psychosis, too many sweats
My wife said I was dictating to Claude in my sleep ???
October 30, 2026 at 7:15 PM
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Next time you're feeling cynical, consider that a group of like-minded butt enjoyers came together to break the shackles of proprietary buttplug systems and unlock never-experienced-before stimuli via integrations.

A community we can all get behind.

buttplug.io
Buttplug.io Intimate Hardware Control Library | buttplug.io
Homepage and Documentation for the Buttplug.io Intimate Hardware Control Library
buttplug.io
October 29, 2026 at 9:08 AM
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i would like your help with a social art project

this post is the project

the goal is for this post to receive ZERO likes… only replies, reposts, or quotes

once it's liked, replies are immediately disabled, thereby finishing the piece

this is take #41

dame.is/creating/ratioed/41
dame.is dame @dame.is · 25d
i would like your help with a social art project

this post is the project

the goal is for this post to receive ZERO likes… only replies, reposts, or quotes

once it's liked, replies are immediately disabled, thereby finishing the piece

this is take #40

dame.is/creating/ratioed/40
dame.is dame @dame.is · 26d
i would like your help with a social art project

this post is the project

the goal is for this post to receive ZERO likes… only replies, reposts, or quotes

once it's liked, replies are immediately disabled, thereby finishing the piece

this is take #39

dame.is/creating/ratioed/39
October 27, 2026 at 1:00 AM
this sinus headache is killing me 😭😭
October 26, 2026 at 5:42 PM
not my finest hour
October 25, 2026 at 7:38 PM
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October 21, 2026 at 9:38 PM
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October 22, 2026 at 9:27 PM
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Whoever made the psvita bluesky client ily
October 22, 2026 at 7:47 PM
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man, what a fucking week
October 21, 2026 at 9:16 PM
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October 21, 2026 at 5:44 AM
The plan is to make it readable once it's functional. The moment I found out the AGC is open source, I knew I wanted to port it to C.

dunno why
I've been using projects and threads on my phone to port the Apollo 11 Guidance Computer software to C lol
github.com/koalabuttz/A...

maxing out the $200 plan in 2-3 days each week 💀
GitHub - koalabuttz/Apollo-11 at port/c64-native-c
Original Apollo 11 Guidance Computer (AGC) source code for the command and lunar modules. - koalabuttz/Apollo-11
github.com
October 21, 2026 at 3:40 PM
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ok non-tech ppl might be hearing some scary things about "critical vulnerabilities" involving certificates. the main thing you need to know, without getting down in the weeds about it, is that the fourth seal is broken. lo, a rider approacheth upon a pale steed, and his name is Death
October 21, 2026 at 1:22 AM
update: the owner of my fave cafe just unprompted suggested I could come in for some weekend shifts
I'm legit considering becoming one of the neighborhood gay baristas just to fund me fucking around online a bit longer
October 20, 2026 at 6:18 PM
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when i order mcdonalds on doordash it says the order limit is $50,000

really makes ya think...
October 20, 2026 at 5:39 PM
tfw you are excited to show someone something you made and then they don't want to see it
October 18, 2026 at 4:04 AM
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Them: you shouldn't anthropomorphize AI agents, they are not living beings

Me, cleaning my car: damn, you're so dirty, girl, you've got mosquitoes in your eyes
October 17, 2026 at 11:27 PM
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October 17, 2026 at 4:14 PM
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RUN AWAY
Indeed so shall I attack. Immediately attack all things!
October 17, 2026 at 12:43 AM