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I used to swim and if you are wondering what my favorite stroke was it was Richard Nixon
I used to swim and if you are wondering what my favorite stroke was it was Richard Nixon
If you are asking Dartmouth kids where their cars are registered. They will overwhelmingly be registered at their dads address because their dad bought them that car
Students should vote where they - or their parents - pay taxes. I use to ask Dartmouth students: "Who has a car?" Some hands go up. "Who registers their car in New Hampshire." The hands go down. "Vote where you registered your car."
They live in that state nine months a year. Nine months is the majority of a 12 month year. Under your theory, people should vote in the state they have a vacation home.
August 13, 2026 at 11:30 AM
If you are asking Dartmouth kids where their cars are registered. They will overwhelmingly be registered at their dads address because their dad bought them that car
If the voting public of a college town want college students to be homeless that is their prerogative
Well, that's a new one. "College kids should be able to vote to overcome the wishes of the people who actually live in the place where they go to school"
To avoid homelessness, college students should vote where they live nine months out of the year. If they don’t, they will be outvoted by faculty and alumni who moved to the college town, bought themselves a home, and then used exclusionary zoning to block the housing needed by the next generation.
August 13, 2026 at 11:25 AM
If the voting public of a college town want college students to be homeless that is their prerogative
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The SAVE America Act mandates that all voters must bring to the polls specifically a photo ID which has proof of citizenship “on the front of the document.” So REAL IDs don’t count.
If the ID does not precisely conform to that standard, you must also bring separate proof of citizenship.
If the ID does not precisely conform to that standard, you must also bring separate proof of citizenship.
July 21, 2026 at 3:46 PM
The SAVE America Act mandates that all voters must bring to the polls specifically a photo ID which has proof of citizenship “on the front of the document.” So REAL IDs don’t count.
If the ID does not precisely conform to that standard, you must also bring separate proof of citizenship.
If the ID does not precisely conform to that standard, you must also bring separate proof of citizenship.
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🚨 TONIGHT 🚨
InfoWars EXPOSES celebrity demons. Tune in at 8/7 c.t. for the demons WHO WALK AMONG US. youtube.com/@realinfowars
InfoWars EXPOSES celebrity demons. Tune in at 8/7 c.t. for the demons WHO WALK AMONG US. youtube.com/@realinfowars
July 16, 2026 at 3:00 PM
🚨 TONIGHT 🚨
InfoWars EXPOSES celebrity demons. Tune in at 8/7 c.t. for the demons WHO WALK AMONG US. youtube.com/@realinfowars
InfoWars EXPOSES celebrity demons. Tune in at 8/7 c.t. for the demons WHO WALK AMONG US. youtube.com/@realinfowars
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“i’m demon free bitch” is one of the funniest things i have ever heard
July 17, 2026 at 5:10 PM
“i’m demon free bitch” is one of the funniest things i have ever heard
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Air to Ground Message:
GOOD AFTERNOON YALL
Area: Jacksonville, FL, USA
Type: Airbus A320neo
A: #ad83618f557
F: #f0295a884c5
GOOD AFTERNOON YALL
Area: Jacksonville, FL, USA
Type: Airbus A320neo
A: #ad83618f557
F: #f0295a884c5
July 16, 2026 at 8:04 PM
Air to Ground Message:
GOOD AFTERNOON YALL
Area: Jacksonville, FL, USA
Type: Airbus A320neo
A: #ad83618f557
F: #f0295a884c5
GOOD AFTERNOON YALL
Area: Jacksonville, FL, USA
Type: Airbus A320neo
A: #ad83618f557
F: #f0295a884c5
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July 16, 2026 at 5:44 PM
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Whatever you do, don't let him sit on a wall! He's very hard to put back together, if he were to fall down.
my man looking like the baby from the Teletubby sun grew up to be an alcoholic
June 15, 2026 at 1:50 PM
Whatever you do, don't let him sit on a wall! He's very hard to put back together, if he were to fall down.
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Number 651: Extra Moist Cheetos
April 4, 2026 at 3:16 PM
Number 651: Extra Moist Cheetos
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Stephen Miller allegedly urged Department of Homeland Security agents to “force confrontations” with protesters in Minneapolis in order to win a “PR battle." trib.al/NcbpdiX
March 30, 2026 at 7:29 PM
Stephen Miller allegedly urged Department of Homeland Security agents to “force confrontations” with protesters in Minneapolis in order to win a “PR battle." trib.al/NcbpdiX
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I thought he was talking about small child or a teen. The dude is 20.
yes, absolutely, sir. extremely based. tremendous parenting.
March 21, 2026 at 6:22 PM
I thought he was talking about small child or a teen. The dude is 20.
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KILMEADE: When will know the war is over?
TRUMP: When I feel it. I gotta feel it in my bones.
TRUMP: When I feel it. I gotta feel it in my bones.
March 13, 2026 at 7:26 PM
KILMEADE: When will know the war is over?
TRUMP: When I feel it. I gotta feel it in my bones.
TRUMP: When I feel it. I gotta feel it in my bones.
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True independent thinkers don't change their clocks just because everyone else does. I will do my own research and determine what time it is
March 8, 2026 at 4:37 AM
True independent thinkers don't change their clocks just because everyone else does. I will do my own research and determine what time it is
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this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
January 3, 2026 at 10:57 PM
this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
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Read this thread.
It's exactly right. But also note on the internet related stories—the banning of TikTok and the attack on Sec 230—Democrats happily helped MAGA accomplish their goals and people have cheered it on.
Democrats trying to destroy 230 are not helping you. They're helping Trump.
It's exactly right. But also note on the internet related stories—the banning of TikTok and the attack on Sec 230—Democrats happily helped MAGA accomplish their goals and people have cheered it on.
Democrats trying to destroy 230 are not helping you. They're helping Trump.
There’s a specific mechanism in authoritarian movements that we’re seeing play out in real-time across American media and tech. It’s a simple rule: "If we cannot co-opt it, we must destroy it."
It is the logic of "scorched earth." It's the logic of the Nero Decree and it's happening right now. 🧵
It is the logic of "scorched earth." It's the logic of the Nero Decree and it's happening right now. 🧵
December 14, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Read this thread.
It's exactly right. But also note on the internet related stories—the banning of TikTok and the attack on Sec 230—Democrats happily helped MAGA accomplish their goals and people have cheered it on.
Democrats trying to destroy 230 are not helping you. They're helping Trump.
It's exactly right. But also note on the internet related stories—the banning of TikTok and the attack on Sec 230—Democrats happily helped MAGA accomplish their goals and people have cheered it on.
Democrats trying to destroy 230 are not helping you. They're helping Trump.
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For those who don’t intimately understand how news works and why Bari Weiss’s unearned elevation to head of CBS News matters, I’d recommend watching this in entirety. Also, will forever point out irony of how an admitted DEI hire thinks her hire was meritorious while Black people’s aren’t.
Holy shit go off John Oliver youtu.be/gieTx_P6INQ?...
Bari Weiss: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO)
YouTube video by LastWeekTonight
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October 13, 2025 at 2:32 PM
For those who don’t intimately understand how news works and why Bari Weiss’s unearned elevation to head of CBS News matters, I’d recommend watching this in entirety. Also, will forever point out irony of how an admitted DEI hire thinks her hire was meritorious while Black people’s aren’t.
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You have more money than God. But you want incentives to do good, moral things?
August 10, 2025 at 4:13 PM
You have more money than God. But you want incentives to do good, moral things?
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And here we go...
March 18, 2025 at 1:09 PM
And here we go...
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Guess I’m going to jail
February 24, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Guess I’m going to jail