David
@davidneyney.bsky.social
Tech Teacher, husband, father, musician, artist, lover of life, kindness and our beloved planet 🌎 (and twisted humor) Crypto =🚫Scams=🚫 Every day is a blessing and a gift. Be nice.
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My 12 year old nephew just texted me that you can put the word "anal" in front of any model of Ford car and it makes sense. His favorite model is the Anal Escort but mine is the Anal Freestyle.
February 11, 2026 at 12:40 AM
My 12 year old nephew just texted me that you can put the word "anal" in front of any model of Ford car and it makes sense. His favorite model is the Anal Escort but mine is the Anal Freestyle.
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I accidentally used dog shampoo today.
I'm feeling like such a good boy.
I'm feeling like such a good boy.
January 27, 2026 at 9:52 PM
I accidentally used dog shampoo today.
I'm feeling like such a good boy.
I'm feeling like such a good boy.
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This could have been an email.
December 18, 2025 at 2:18 AM
This could have been an email.
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Americans don’t want far-right culture wars. They want teachers, school nurses, better science labs, decent ventilation and air-conditioning — and they want their kids to be adept at critical thinking.
www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...
www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...
Why Fascists Hate Critical Thinking
A new book, “Why Fascists Fear Teachers,” reveals why Trump and the far right are demeaning teachers, slashing school funding, and rewriting history.
www.rollingstone.com
September 16, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Americans don’t want far-right culture wars. They want teachers, school nurses, better science labs, decent ventilation and air-conditioning — and they want their kids to be adept at critical thinking.
www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...
www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...
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Someone followed the Notional Guard around DC playing the Imperial March from Star Wars.
September 14, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Someone followed the Notional Guard around DC playing the Imperial March from Star Wars.
New CbD infused donkey lotion. Now everyone can calm their ass down.
September 14, 2025 at 2:52 PM
New CbD infused donkey lotion. Now everyone can calm their ass down.
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Sometimes you have to hug the people you don't like so you know how big to dig the hole in your backyard.
September 14, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Sometimes you have to hug the people you don't like so you know how big to dig the hole in your backyard.
In art and industry, the word “media” means the material we work with to fashion and create the products that we make and sell. Everyone wants to sell their products. They make what sells.
September 14, 2025 at 12:46 PM
In art and industry, the word “media” means the material we work with to fashion and create the products that we make and sell. Everyone wants to sell their products. They make what sells.
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Everyone at the CDC is getting fired or resigning.
RFK Jr. wants to ban all vaccines. His idiocy will get millions of people killed.
RFK Jr. wants to ban all vaccines. His idiocy will get millions of people killed.
August 28, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Everyone at the CDC is getting fired or resigning.
RFK Jr. wants to ban all vaccines. His idiocy will get millions of people killed.
RFK Jr. wants to ban all vaccines. His idiocy will get millions of people killed.
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Thou shalt not pardon a convicted child molester. This one should be easy to follow.
July 26, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Thou shalt not pardon a convicted child molester. This one should be easy to follow.
Just a random cruise monkey 🐒
July 25, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Just a random cruise monkey 🐒
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If I cut you off, chances are, you handed me the scissors.
June 3, 2025 at 1:05 PM
If I cut you off, chances are, you handed me the scissors.
I’m seeing a lot of posts about depression. Should I take a hint?
June 1, 2025 at 4:00 PM
I’m seeing a lot of posts about depression. Should I take a hint?
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Save the bees, save the world 🌻
🐝 🌸 preserve bee hatitats
🐝 🌹 plant a bee friendly garden
🐝 🌼 go chemical free
🐝 🌱 make a bee bath or a bee house
🐝 🌷 teach children about bees
🐝 🍒 support organics
🐝 🌾 support initiatives to protect bees
#nature #trees #flowers #bees #peace #kindness #bethechange
🐝 🌸 preserve bee hatitats
🐝 🌹 plant a bee friendly garden
🐝 🌼 go chemical free
🐝 🌱 make a bee bath or a bee house
🐝 🌷 teach children about bees
🐝 🍒 support organics
🐝 🌾 support initiatives to protect bees
#nature #trees #flowers #bees #peace #kindness #bethechange
May 16, 2025 at 11:41 PM
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Nothing gets by President Dave.
May 16, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Nothing gets by President Dave.
When you reach into the bag and find those whole potato chips amongst the rubble
May 16, 2025 at 11:39 PM
When you reach into the bag and find those whole potato chips amongst the rubble
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A reminder not to store red sauce in Tupperware.
May 7, 2025 at 12:06 PM
A reminder not to store red sauce in Tupperware.
Nothing gets by doctor Dave.
April 23, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Nothing gets by doctor Dave.