Three raccoons in a trench coat
@davidofhodge.bsky.social
A troll but not in the online sense. I’m under a bridge and I like riddles.
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Video games, music, yucks
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Video games, music, yucks
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Solipsism
My attempt at synthwave.
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Solipsism by David Hodge on #SoundCloud new tune! Let me know what you guys think. It’s kind of a synthwavy sort of thing.
on.soundcloud.com/2Ak0L9pZLjet...
on.soundcloud.com/2Ak0L9pZLjet...
Only the most hype song you’ll hear today nbd
Everything Went Numb
YouTube video by Streetlight Manifesto - Topic
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September 15, 2026 at 5:44 PM
Only the most hype song you’ll hear today nbd
Hemp wraps are cool cause it’s like pimp your ride. Oh you like weed? Well we wrapped your weed in weed. Thank you xzibit.
September 15, 2026 at 2:38 AM
Hemp wraps are cool cause it’s like pimp your ride. Oh you like weed? Well we wrapped your weed in weed. Thank you xzibit.
Armando is pitbull’s first name. Just in case you didn’t know.
September 14, 2026 at 11:01 PM
Armando is pitbull’s first name. Just in case you didn’t know.
Who the fuck said the answer to the bathroom “problem” was three bathrooms? One for peeing, one for pooping, and one for doing drugs? It was a bit but god dammit they’re right.
September 14, 2026 at 8:24 PM
Who the fuck said the answer to the bathroom “problem” was three bathrooms? One for peeing, one for pooping, and one for doing drugs? It was a bit but god dammit they’re right.
Legalize medicinal crack
September 14, 2026 at 2:37 AM
Legalize medicinal crack
I heard you can borrow your girlfriend’s mom’s car in gta 6 and illegally park it and get a ticket mailed to her house and you can fight about it the next day.
August 30, 2026 at 9:19 PM
I heard you can borrow your girlfriend’s mom’s car in gta 6 and illegally park it and get a ticket mailed to her house and you can fight about it the next day.
Or you could just poop someone else’s pants
Battle of the blondes: Follow the journey of two young, dumb women as they fight for the unrequited love of one’s incestuous father, and the other’s incestuous father figure.
Coming soon to a theatre near you.
Coming soon to a theatre near you.
August 21, 2026 at 1:41 PM
Or you could just poop someone else’s pants
Kids these days aren’t hiding meat-spin.com in a hyperlink and sending it to their friends as ‘MySpace.com/brandnew’ saying “oh did you see brand new released a new song?” And it shows
August 21, 2026 at 12:30 PM
Kids these days aren’t hiding meat-spin.com in a hyperlink and sending it to their friends as ‘MySpace.com/brandnew’ saying “oh did you see brand new released a new song?” And it shows
Kids today don’t type “kids in the sandbox” on google and pressing I’m feeling lucky and it really shows.
August 18, 2026 at 4:03 PM
Kids today don’t type “kids in the sandbox” on google and pressing I’m feeling lucky and it really shows.
Timothy Olyphant walks in such a strange way. Like he’s got a back brace on or something. It’s kind of menacing, the same way what’s his name ran in T2.
July 28, 2026 at 8:54 PM
Timothy Olyphant walks in such a strange way. Like he’s got a back brace on or something. It’s kind of menacing, the same way what’s his name ran in T2.
Finally started watching deadwood. Through the first season and getting into the second. I don’t think I’ve heard the term cocksucker more than I ever had. Also an incredible volume of the c-word.
July 24, 2026 at 3:46 PM
Finally started watching deadwood. Through the first season and getting into the second. I don’t think I’ve heard the term cocksucker more than I ever had. Also an incredible volume of the c-word.
Alright so when does the World Cup start?
July 19, 2026 at 11:05 PM
Alright so when does the World Cup start?
Tried a looking for group dnd thing and man do I have some regrets.
July 19, 2026 at 2:21 AM
Tried a looking for group dnd thing and man do I have some regrets.
Oh snap people are bummed about black Helen? That seems to be a tad silly don’t ya think? Also just proofread what I typed and I don’t feel great about typing “black Helen” but also, kinda funny.
July 18, 2026 at 7:16 PM
Oh snap people are bummed about black Helen? That seems to be a tad silly don’t ya think? Also just proofread what I typed and I don’t feel great about typing “black Helen” but also, kinda funny.
Can someone explain to me the punk to Americana/folk pipeline? Like I get it but I can’t explain it if that makes sense.
July 18, 2026 at 7:12 PM
Can someone explain to me the punk to Americana/folk pipeline? Like I get it but I can’t explain it if that makes sense.
Street fighter alpha 1 is free on YouTube. Ryu’s little brother definitely ain’t his little brother. Calling it now. Also birdy, the one black guy in it so far just said “what the dealio?”
July 15, 2026 at 11:57 AM
Street fighter alpha 1 is free on YouTube. Ryu’s little brother definitely ain’t his little brother. Calling it now. Also birdy, the one black guy in it so far just said “what the dealio?”
what sucks about growing up in the time of peak emo is you hear something you haven't in a long time and you go "oh i forgot about them, let me give a cursory search real quick to see what they're up to" and the answer is usually a bummer.
July 8, 2026 at 1:30 AM
what sucks about growing up in the time of peak emo is you hear something you haven't in a long time and you go "oh i forgot about them, let me give a cursory search real quick to see what they're up to" and the answer is usually a bummer.
watched jaws last night, as one does on the fourth of july, then i finally picked up vampire the masquerade. it's kinda dope. not as dope as jaws but few things are.
July 5, 2026 at 12:24 PM
watched jaws last night, as one does on the fourth of july, then i finally picked up vampire the masquerade. it's kinda dope. not as dope as jaws but few things are.
oh yeah i guess happy birthday america. don't get blown up celebrating or do i don't give a shit i'm not your dad
July 4, 2026 at 1:38 PM
oh yeah i guess happy birthday america. don't get blown up celebrating or do i don't give a shit i'm not your dad
i'm happy for the german critters getting a live show, and i'm excited about age of umbra as well, but goddammit i want campaign 4 back.
July 4, 2026 at 1:29 PM
i'm happy for the german critters getting a live show, and i'm excited about age of umbra as well, but goddammit i want campaign 4 back.
Yes! Holy shit that was exactly what I was thinking. Could they maybe divine that it was Ingrid’s? Primus is already suspecting ‘einfasen trickery’ with the signet ring. Did team birdwatching accidentally do some schemer stuff?
Ohhhh Tachonis is going to flip the fuck out when they find that Einfasen Axe in the crypt #criticalrolespoilers
June 19, 2026 at 3:44 PM
Yes! Holy shit that was exactly what I was thinking. Could they maybe divine that it was Ingrid’s? Primus is already suspecting ‘einfasen trickery’ with the signet ring. Did team birdwatching accidentally do some schemer stuff?
#criticalrole I stopped watching about half way through last night. Started it back up and Brennan is a monster I love it. So many shitty choices.
June 19, 2026 at 2:22 PM
#criticalrole I stopped watching about half way through last night. Started it back up and Brennan is a monster I love it. So many shitty choices.
Oh my god about half way through the newest critical role tonight and holy shit I can’t remember anything from the other campaigns that gave me as much second hand stress as this obrimus manor adventure. Bleem is killing me.
June 19, 2026 at 4:59 AM
Oh my god about half way through the newest critical role tonight and holy shit I can’t remember anything from the other campaigns that gave me as much second hand stress as this obrimus manor adventure. Bleem is killing me.
Jesus Christ the legend of vox machina just threw a ridiculous curveball. My heart hurts.
June 18, 2026 at 12:30 AM
Jesus Christ the legend of vox machina just threw a ridiculous curveball. My heart hurts.