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David Samollow
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Video Editor. Hunting Space. Science and Natural History Filmmaking. Montana. San Antonio Spurs. Millennial.
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Having lived in Texas for 30 years this is not how they vote.
September 13, 2026 at 3:13 AM
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The arm on NBA star Kelsey Plum, who throws a rolled-up jersey to her dad sitting in the upper bleachers.
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June 27, 2026 at 11:44 PM
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Today, I was proud to join New Yorkers for the 9/11 Day of Service at the Intrepid Museum.

September 11th is a day we remember the terror and loss our city endured. It is also a day we remember the extraordinary courage, kindness and generosity New Yorkers showed one another.
September 9, 2026 at 7:33 PM
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September 4, 2026 at 11:56 PM
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I feel like I’m going to throw up
September 1, 2026 at 4:47 PM
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August 31, 2026 at 2:39 PM
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So a special government employee working for the Pentagon is putting out a large database tracking private citizens and their political affiliations.

This should be a massive scandal.
August 28, 2026 at 5:06 PM
Stupid take. Very stupid.
August 27, 2026 at 6:56 PM
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I feel like the kids who did poorly in science and history class are trying to get revenge on the kids who did well at science and history class and now we’re all going to die
August 25, 2026 at 12:41 AM
Hmmm I seem to remember something about Kamala Harris… oh yes how one of the GOP’s main talking points was to claim she only got her career positions by sleeping around.

The GOP can go fuck themselves.
Oh no, the entire GOP is mad that a woman has been insulted, something they've always cared about
August 19, 2026 at 5:46 PM
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Chiitan loves and respects transgender people🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️
Lately, even saying this will get you criticized and slandered

In today’s world the crackdown has grown even stricter, and it wants to divide everyone into just male and female

But a world where they can live peacefully as themselves matters more🤍🌈
August 18, 2026 at 3:15 PM
The bad times just keep on comin’ for that elk. 😫
i've written and then thought better of posting about a half dozen jokes in response to this tweet
August 18, 2026 at 2:30 PM
Madison River, Montana.
August 18, 2026 at 2:00 PM
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Tiny house panther

IG: @rock__meii
August 8, 2026 at 12:59 PM
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Please don't blame Fetterman's racism on his stroke.

He held a Black man at gunpoint for no reason long before that happened. Lots of people with strokes don't become genocidal monsters. He's just a racist asshole who also had a stroke.
August 7, 2026 at 6:02 PM
Eat shit, Andy Ogles, you bigoted little ratfuck.
Breaking: GOP Congressman Andy Ogles, who has said gay people have “no place in America” and “Muslims don't belong in American society,” just lost his primary in Tennessee.

He will no longer serve in Congress.
August 7, 2026 at 5:55 AM
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Must watch. Trust me.

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August 6, 2026 at 10:21 PM
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I'm going to alienate some people now.

Abortion is a critical part of gynecological care. Full stop. Hormonal birth control is used by many individuals simply to regulate difficult menstrual cycles. Legislators who don't understand the minutiae of reproductive biology should SHUT THE FUCK UP.
August 3, 2026 at 7:36 PM
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airbnb I’m staying at unintentionally created the toughest punk album cover of 2027
August 2, 2026 at 4:45 AM
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But please, everyone, keep using Twitter, can’t sacrifice those sweet sweet engagements
SpaceX-owned xAI, the developer of Grok, sued Minnesota AG to challenge a law coming into effect in the state that will ban "nudify" apps, use of these AI image generators to make non-consenting intimate images, aka AI deepfake porn of real people including minors. www.cnbc.com/2026/07/28/s...
Elon Musk's xAI sues Minnesota over law to ban 'nudify' apps
Elon Musk's xAI, now owned by SpaceX, is challenging a law that would ban so-called nudify apps in Minnesota
www.cnbc.com
July 29, 2026 at 2:16 PM
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She's a fucking dipshit
Look, there’s a lot to dispute here, but I am quite concerned that JK Rowling appears to think “pantomime” and “crow’s” are adjectives.
July 25, 2026 at 9:16 PM
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A US president has done more damage to American elections than any foreign adversary.
July 17, 2026 at 11:22 AM
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Marco Rubio is against birthright citizenship.

But Marco Rubio *is* a birthright citizen.

Ted Cruz is against birthright citizenship.

But Ted Cruz was born in Canada. He only got US citizenship by a birthright citizenship law because of his US mother.

They are both shameless hypocrites.
July 1, 2026 at 9:50 PM
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NEVER FORGET the debt we all owe to the Miccosukee Tribe, without whom it would still be open.

And never forget that Indigenous sovereignty and all our safety and flourishing are forever intertwined.
July 15, 2026 at 12:27 AM
“I don’t know who this man was, but he didn’t deserve to be executed in the street,” Em said. “I’m pretty (expletive) tired of people dying in the streets.”
Witness says Biddeford shooting victim told police ‘I tried to stop’
One resident says he heard the shots and saw as agents pulled the man out of the vehicle.
www.pressherald.com
July 13, 2026 at 5:34 PM