Tin Claw Dan
@dayglocaravaggio.bsky.social
What a pretty afternoon
Went to hamburger man to buy a pickles jar but on the way home saw a duck and traded the pickles for fresh eggs so I go to the mill and make duck mayonnaise which the hamburger man uses for axle grease on his cart and guess who has TWO jars hamburger man pickles now! (Me)
October 7, 2026 at 9:00 PM
Went to hamburger man to buy a pickles jar but on the way home saw a duck and traded the pickles for fresh eggs so I go to the mill and make duck mayonnaise which the hamburger man uses for axle grease on his cart and guess who has TWO jars hamburger man pickles now! (Me)
I don’t speak French but I’m 100% sure this guys name is Paris Jean Jacket.
September 29, 2026 at 10:08 PM
I don’t speak French but I’m 100% sure this guys name is Paris Jean Jacket.
Rivers! I knew it was them! Even when it was the plastic straws, I knew it was them!
September 18, 2026 at 10:06 AM
Rivers! I knew it was them! Even when it was the plastic straws, I knew it was them!
I really hate this preformative British “Edwardian bank holiday with a boater.” All y’all do to try and appear smart.
August 28, 2026 at 6:34 PM
I really hate this preformative British “Edwardian bank holiday with a boater.” All y’all do to try and appear smart.
Portrait of a bug in the waiting room, 2026
August 17, 2026 at 5:34 PM
Portrait of a bug in the waiting room, 2026
I’m the producer, we’re deciding between the Empire State Building and an Alvarezsaurs. But either way the film will not have dialogue allowing a narrator to explain everything happening on screen while you scroll reels.
August 6, 2026 at 8:03 PM
I’m the producer, we’re deciding between the Empire State Building and an Alvarezsaurs. But either way the film will not have dialogue allowing a narrator to explain everything happening on screen while you scroll reels.
They got homestar runner type hip hop now and it’s the album of the year?!
June 27, 2026 at 11:23 PM
They got homestar runner type hip hop now and it’s the album of the year?!
If food give energy why food make sleepy?
June 24, 2026 at 1:57 AM
If food give energy why food make sleepy?
Oppenheimer (2023, colorized)
June 13, 2026 at 9:09 PM
Oppenheimer (2023, colorized)
For 1 or 2, Marty is fine but if you’re feeding more than 3 I’d recommend a Marty Supreme
June 5, 2026 at 9:51 PM
For 1 or 2, Marty is fine but if you’re feeding more than 3 I’d recommend a Marty Supreme
Support your local bootlegger🫡📼
May 19, 2026 at 12:53 AM
Support your local bootlegger🫡📼
What do do when you’re the president in the middle part of Venn diagram labeled WWIII and Civil War
May 9, 2026 at 5:01 AM
What do do when you’re the president in the middle part of Venn diagram labeled WWIII and Civil War
I cannot explain but Damiano Damiani having a movie’s title also be it’s logline (and script) is the same as bad company making a song called band company on the album bad company.
May 8, 2026 at 12:04 AM
I cannot explain but Damiano Damiani having a movie’s title also be it’s logline (and script) is the same as bad company making a song called band company on the album bad company.
TEXT “BARLRL” TO 755-55 FOR LYLAT WARS RINGTONE
May 7, 2026 at 7:50 AM
TEXT “BARLRL” TO 755-55 FOR LYLAT WARS RINGTONE
Happy star war, I hope your Bantha Surprise is succulent
May 4, 2026 at 8:41 PM
Happy star war, I hope your Bantha Surprise is succulent
Look at this good ass cup. Monte Carlo Time? Wild card?! We used to have stuff that wasn’t ads then they banned smoking indoors.
April 19, 2026 at 12:29 AM
Look at this good ass cup. Monte Carlo Time? Wild card?! We used to have stuff that wasn’t ads then they banned smoking indoors.
Last week guy in a lab coat asked me what I was doing with ‘that big straw’. I was just very very thirsty. ;(
April 15, 2026 at 7:37 PM
Last week guy in a lab coat asked me what I was doing with ‘that big straw’. I was just very very thirsty. ;(
I got a fertilizer monopoly. In my toilet!
April 12, 2026 at 2:09 AM
I got a fertilizer monopoly. In my toilet!
Movies:
Budget: 20 million
Earnings: 30 million
Result: Failure
Large Language Models:
Budget: 120 Trillion
Earnings: 12 Billion
Result: Success. Let us change the world economic model, brother.
Budget: 20 million
Earnings: 30 million
Result: Failure
Large Language Models:
Budget: 120 Trillion
Earnings: 12 Billion
Result: Success. Let us change the world economic model, brother.
April 1, 2026 at 7:04 PM
Movies:
Budget: 20 million
Earnings: 30 million
Result: Failure
Large Language Models:
Budget: 120 Trillion
Earnings: 12 Billion
Result: Success. Let us change the world economic model, brother.
Budget: 20 million
Earnings: 30 million
Result: Failure
Large Language Models:
Budget: 120 Trillion
Earnings: 12 Billion
Result: Success. Let us change the world economic model, brother.