Derek Benham
dbenham.bsky.social
Derek Benham
@dbenham.bsky.social
Surgeon, US Navy, by way of NMCSD and Mizzou. Views don’t rep the DoD
“There’s something with a bass drum going on”

You mean the god damn trophy of the rivalry game you just announced?!
And with that im so glad we dont have to deal with the big 12 for the rest of the season, what the fuck were these announcers on?
September 12, 2026 at 4:15 AM
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FUCK kU

FUCK kU

FUCK kU

FUCK kU
September 12, 2026 at 3:43 AM
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Once again:
April 26, 2026 at 1:02 AM
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Would be cool if there were consequences for intentionally lying to Congress!

The state does not force anyone to immunize. Parents already refuse vaccines bc of misinfo like this.

The HepB vaccine is one of the most-tested & studied therapeutics of all time. It’s safer than most of your daily life
April 16, 2026 at 7:50 PM
@truefalsefilmfest.bsky.social why is it so hot in every theater?
March 6, 2026 at 12:23 AM
They brought Johnny’s kids on ice for the gold medal picture?

Who’s cutting onions here?
February 22, 2026 at 4:31 PM
What a fun game of basketball. Also realize I’d hate basketball if the last shot attempt fell. #mizzou
February 12, 2026 at 4:14 AM
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Mizzou providing a little bit of enjoyment for an otherwise shitty shitty day
January 8, 2026 at 2:19 AM
Yeah I was wrong
But tell him he can’t shoot 3s
January 25, 2026 at 2:23 AM
Mizzou providing a little bit of enjoyment for an otherwise shitty shitty day
January 8, 2026 at 2:19 AM
Mark Mitchell has elevated his game? Love it. Reminds me of demarre at times
December 3, 2025 at 3:32 AM
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Pac 12 After Dark will never die
October 19, 2025 at 6:12 AM
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This was Vin Scully's call of Henry Aaron's 715th home run. Tonight Major League Baseball cut off the first sentence, starting it with the "What a marvelous moment" part because they don't want to anger the white supremacists who run our country and of whom Rob Manfred is an ardent supporter.
July 16, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Just moved to STL. Found a soccer bar that also plays baseball games. And hockey. Feel like I’m cheating on all my old bars. Sorry @sparksjay.bsky.social
July 16, 2025 at 4:27 AM
March 1, 2025 at 3:42 PM
It’s called “Bible Drill” in Missouri and we had to hold the Bible at attention, then turn to the exact passage and place our finger on the verse, in addition to memorizing the scripture.

I’m sure it didn’t have lasting effects.

Anyone up for bar trivia this week?
Lady on the dating TV show said when she was a kid, she was her state's Bible-memorizing champ. I'm like ok, which state, because I'd like to know the competition level. Indiana. Well damn
February 15, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Did bar trivia in a foreign country with good friends. Gonna soak up these opportunities
September 19, 2023 at 1:32 PM