David Spangle
@ddspiff.bsky.social
I hear about new de la soul albums on npr
only once but a double feature: mission impossible and the phantom
Name a film you watched at a drive-in.
September 27, 2026 at 3:17 AM
only once but a double feature: mission impossible and the phantom
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Alright after today enough of this international football nonsense
July 19, 2026 at 2:22 PM
Alright after today enough of this international football nonsense
absolute fucking legend in the bleachers today
July 18, 2026 at 2:14 AM
absolute fucking legend in the bleachers today
i refer any questions about who im rooting for im the england argentina game to my bucket hat
July 15, 2026 at 7:39 PM
i refer any questions about who im rooting for im the england argentina game to my bucket hat
bill murray and my dad in a 70s and over match play tournament
Name two superheroes you want to see team up.
July 1, 2026 at 1:53 AM
bill murray and my dad in a 70s and over match play tournament
there are no perf....
liberate yourself of the idea that anybody cares
June 27, 2026 at 9:43 PM
there are no perf....
a day in the life: how to disappear completely
TAXMAN: JUST
Let’s play a game. In your alternate universe, GLASS ONION: A KNIVES OUT MYSTERY is named after a different Beatles and Radiohead song, respectively. Quote this with the name of the movie
June 16, 2026 at 4:22 AM
a day in the life: how to disappear completely
ive heard rumblings now and again of it happening but an adaptation of "devil in the white city" could be *really good*
What’s your white whale tv/film adaptation that needs to happen
Trying to do a daily dumb little prompt to not think about The Horrors
June 6, 2026 at 9:18 PM
ive heard rumblings now and again of it happening but an adaptation of "devil in the white city" could be *really good*
slightly increase a band
tenpence none the richer
tenpence none the richer
slightly increase a band
11,000 Maniacs
11,000 Maniacs
Slightly increase a band
Bismuth Zeppelin
Bismuth Zeppelin
May 11, 2026 at 3:39 PM
slightly increase a band
tenpence none the richer
tenpence none the richer
(to the tune of macarena)
heeyyyyyyy margarita
heeyyyyyyy margarita
(“Bamboléo”)
Carl Pavano
Carl Pavano
("Get On Your Feet")
Real Betis
Real Betis
May 1, 2026 at 8:33 PM
(to the tune of macarena)
heeyyyyyyy margarita
heeyyyyyyy margarita
March 24, 2026 at 7:53 PM
in 2014, my friend presented me with the stanley cup in his backyard for the work i have done. such a wonderful gesture of mutual respect. even chugged a beer to celebrate!
January 16, 2026 at 4:16 AM
in 2014, my friend presented me with the stanley cup in his backyard for the work i have done. such a wonderful gesture of mutual respect. even chugged a beer to celebrate!
The perfect album from the year I turned 16 (1997):
November 18, 2025 at 9:57 PM
The perfect album from the year I turned 16 (1997):
My name is Ozymanidas, King of Kings. Look on my works and pass the Courvoisier.
My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings. Look on my works and govern yourself accordingly.
My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings. Look on my works and thank you for your attention to this matter.
November 4, 2025 at 12:42 AM
My name is Ozymanidas, King of Kings. Look on my works and pass the Courvoisier.
Age verification? I saw the first "Mission Impossible" movie at a drive-in.
Age verification? The first time I saw The Simpsons was on The Tracey Ullman Show.
Age verification? I audiotaped network TV shows with a cassette recorder.
September 10, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Age verification? I saw the first "Mission Impossible" movie at a drive-in.
at age four, i was asked to leave the baseball hall of fame in cooperstown for being too loud. i regret nothing.
My first real job was working at a place called BAGEL NOSH. Because of this experience, I am weirdly good at cutting bagels very efficiently.
Share a piece of lore about yourself
Yes I stole this from musky folks site…I feel like we’ll get better answers here lol
Yes I stole this from musky folks site…I feel like we’ll get better answers here lol
July 8, 2025 at 6:03 PM
at age four, i was asked to leave the baseball hall of fame in cooperstown for being too loud. i regret nothing.
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[yelling over club music] I said grief is a rain that falls on everything
May 17, 2025 at 3:34 AM
[yelling over club music] I said grief is a rain that falls on everything
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gotta be the first pope who conceivably has tried malort
May 8, 2025 at 5:17 PM
gotta be the first pope who conceivably has tried malort
🎵 du, du hast, du hast mich
du, du hast, du hast mich 🎵
du, du hast, du hast mich 🎵
🎵 FUCK YOU, I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME,
FUCK YOU, I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME 🎶
FUCK YOU, I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME 🎶
May 3, 2025 at 3:37 AM
🎵 du, du hast, du hast mich
du, du hast, du hast mich 🎵
du, du hast, du hast mich 🎵
American History
Remove a letter, ruin a movie.
The Cow.
The Cow.
Remove a letter, ruin a movie. I'll go first:
The People Under the Stars
The People Under the Stars
May 2, 2025 at 11:46 PM
American History
The average American has three friends.
May 2, 2025 at 3:03 AM
The average American has three friends.
How I arrived on Bluesky
April 23, 2025 at 5:24 AM
How I arrived on Bluesky
"im not saying we wouldnt get our hair mussed" - general buck turgidson
A Border Patrol official arrested a 19 yo citizen from Albuquerque in Arizona who didn’t have ID on him, claimed he ‘admitted’ to illegally crossing the border, abducted + ICE imprisoned him for 10 days, and would have deported him to Mexico if his family hadn’t tracked him down and provided his ID.
April 20, 2025 at 5:04 PM
"im not saying we wouldnt get our hair mussed" - general buck turgidson