Neil Patrick Caucasian
@deadagainibsequim.bsky.social
He/him 🩷😈💙🏴☠️🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ Stay-at-home orchestra conductor, professional amateur. Mostly just here for a good time, not necessarily a long time.
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He fucked it up so badly they had to explain it with crayons.
September 18, 2026 at 1:36 PM
He fucked it up so badly they had to explain it with crayons.
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This is straight out of Handmaids Tale.
A high school trying to force girls to disclose the dates and lengths of their menstrual cycle.
Don’t comply? You lose a grade.
There’s absolutely no reason a school needs this information other than to exert control over our bodies.
A high school trying to force girls to disclose the dates and lengths of their menstrual cycle.
Don’t comply? You lose a grade.
There’s absolutely no reason a school needs this information other than to exert control over our bodies.
September 18, 2026 at 4:37 AM
This is straight out of Handmaids Tale.
A high school trying to force girls to disclose the dates and lengths of their menstrual cycle.
Don’t comply? You lose a grade.
There’s absolutely no reason a school needs this information other than to exert control over our bodies.
A high school trying to force girls to disclose the dates and lengths of their menstrual cycle.
Don’t comply? You lose a grade.
There’s absolutely no reason a school needs this information other than to exert control over our bodies.
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It was tattoo-thirty the other day. Got a jump start on my left arm.
September 15, 2026 at 10:13 PM
It was tattoo-thirty the other day. Got a jump start on my left arm.
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Um yeah. It took psychiatry decades to develop antipsychotics that actually don't torture us & destroy our lives. And now we're supposed to take antipsychotics ChatGPT instructed someone to build that they made in their garage.
hey friends. just a quick rules update and then we'll let you get back to your night:
don't homebrew antipsychotics in your garage.
didn't realize we needed to write that one down but, here we are.
don't homebrew antipsychotics in your garage.
didn't realize we needed to write that one down but, here we are.
“hello would you like to try the AI designed schizophrenia treatment i synthesized in my garage?”
September 9, 2026 at 3:03 AM
Um yeah. It took psychiatry decades to develop antipsychotics that actually don't torture us & destroy our lives. And now we're supposed to take antipsychotics ChatGPT instructed someone to build that they made in their garage.
*humming to myself* leavin on a jet plane...doot doo, doo doot doot doo
September 8, 2026 at 4:19 PM
*humming to myself* leavin on a jet plane...doot doo, doo doot doot doo
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Weird Al dump lol
September 6, 2026 at 6:42 AM
Weird Al dump lol
Puddles was amazing as always, now we're all warmed up for Weird Al!
September 6, 2026 at 3:25 AM
Puddles was amazing as always, now we're all warmed up for Weird Al!
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There’s a reason they refer to us as human capital stock.
Dr Oz: "If we could just get the average American to feel so healthy, so with it, so vibrant that they want to work just one extra year, that's worth $1 trillion to our GDP every year"
August 31, 2026 at 7:49 PM
There’s a reason they refer to us as human capital stock.
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The fact that Hasan isn’t going anywhere and will still likely be supporting and campaigning for DSA candidates in 2028 only proves that libs are well aware the only thing they’re doing is helping Republicans win in Michigan and there really isn’t a non-racist explanation why they’re doing that.
One of the things that scrambles lib brains w re: Hasan (and you saw this dynamic w Chapo also) is they have precisely no leverage over him
Libs Trying To Last Even an Hour Criticizing Hasan Without Revealing They’re Just Racists Challenge, difficulty level: impossible
August 31, 2026 at 4:24 PM
The fact that Hasan isn’t going anywhere and will still likely be supporting and campaigning for DSA candidates in 2028 only proves that libs are well aware the only thing they’re doing is helping Republicans win in Michigan and there really isn’t a non-racist explanation why they’re doing that.
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IMPORTANT: The Dutch invested €595 million annually on urban biking, resulting in €19 BILLION saved in public health care costs alone. That’s how smart governments do the math on investing in better mobility.
Let’s be clear— it WASTES public money to NOT do it.
#CityMakingMath HT @modacitylife.com
Let’s be clear— it WASTES public money to NOT do it.
#CityMakingMath HT @modacitylife.com
August 26, 2026 at 6:27 AM
IMPORTANT: The Dutch invested €595 million annually on urban biking, resulting in €19 BILLION saved in public health care costs alone. That’s how smart governments do the math on investing in better mobility.
Let’s be clear— it WASTES public money to NOT do it.
#CityMakingMath HT @modacitylife.com
Let’s be clear— it WASTES public money to NOT do it.
#CityMakingMath HT @modacitylife.com
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Hey hey ☠️RFK, how many MORE kids will you kill today? ( with the help of the GOP, of course )
Hey hey ☠️RFK, how many MORE kids will you kill today? ( with the help of the GOP, of course )
As The New York Times put it, “In an age of division, Dolly Parton was one person everyone loved.”
But, one notable exception, the Children’s Health Defense posted, “How many people did Dolly Parton kill pushing vaccines?” Children’s Health Defense is owned by your H.H.S Secretary R. F. Kennedy Jr.
But, one notable exception, the Children’s Health Defense posted, “How many people did Dolly Parton kill pushing vaccines?” Children’s Health Defense is owned by your H.H.S Secretary R. F. Kennedy Jr.
August 29, 2026 at 12:57 PM
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Hey hey ☠️RFK, how many MORE kids will you kill today? ( with the help of the GOP, of course )
Hey hey ☠️RFK, how many MORE kids will you kill today? ( with the help of the GOP, of course )
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So Mike Rogers can be just like daddy🌴
August 27, 2026 at 7:32 PM
So Mike Rogers can be just like daddy🌴