Dead Pickle Sodomizer 3000
@deadpickle03.bsky.social
Despite what my @ may suggest I am in fact alive. Unfortunately.
Profic prokink propane and propane accessories.
Adult female, so 18+ only
Profic prokink propane and propane accessories.
Adult female, so 18+ only
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I think my bio says it all tbh
Just bored and looking for new people to talk to. I don’t know if making this account was a good idea, since last time I was on here it ruined me as a person and made me incredibly feel out of place. But maybe this time will be different.
I think my bio says it all tbh
Just bored and looking for new people to talk to. I don’t know if making this account was a good idea, since last time I was on here it ruined me as a person and made me incredibly feel out of place. But maybe this time will be different.
Ok but I did try taking one answering honestly the other day and did still get what I expected so
Personality quizzes abt tv or whatever are funny af to me bc you know exactly what you want going in a lot of the time, so you pick the answers that’ll get you that. A lot of the time the questions also just flat out aren’t even that in depth ie. “What’s your favorite color” just so useless.
October 9, 2026 at 1:52 PM
Ok but I did try taking one answering honestly the other day and did still get what I expected so
My mom is in her 50’s and still acts like a toddler
October 9, 2026 at 1:52 PM
My mom is in her 50’s and still acts like a toddler
Personality quizzes abt tv or whatever are funny af to me bc you know exactly what you want going in a lot of the time, so you pick the answers that’ll get you that. A lot of the time the questions also just flat out aren’t even that in depth ie. “What’s your favorite color” just so useless.
October 9, 2026 at 2:25 AM
Personality quizzes abt tv or whatever are funny af to me bc you know exactly what you want going in a lot of the time, so you pick the answers that’ll get you that. A lot of the time the questions also just flat out aren’t even that in depth ie. “What’s your favorite color” just so useless.
Pokemon smash or pass made me discover the inherent eroticism of kakuna, metapod, tanglea, omastar, and especially shelder. So many pokemon could work so well as living sex toys like wow. I wouldn’t have known this if I never played that game.
October 9, 2026 at 2:09 AM
Pokemon smash or pass made me discover the inherent eroticism of kakuna, metapod, tanglea, omastar, and especially shelder. So many pokemon could work so well as living sex toys like wow. I wouldn’t have known this if I never played that game.
I don’t even know if I like sex anymore and I don’t know how to explain that to my boyfriend. It’s also really hard for me to find porn I actually like. I don’t know what my problem is.
October 8, 2026 at 10:45 PM
I don’t even know if I like sex anymore and I don’t know how to explain that to my boyfriend. It’s also really hard for me to find porn I actually like. I don’t know what my problem is.
Spongebob Squarepants is my idea of the ubermensch, the ultimate form a human being can take is to be like Spongebob.
October 8, 2026 at 1:02 PM
Spongebob Squarepants is my idea of the ubermensch, the ultimate form a human being can take is to be like Spongebob.
Me and the boys fucked up on trickster mode
October 8, 2026 at 12:55 PM
Me and the boys fucked up on trickster mode
Autism is such a nightmare to live with and it disgusts me how much it gets infantilized and glorified and shit, like people just treat it like this cute (sometimes even sexy) thing to have when it’s anything but. It’s embarrassing and makes you full of shame all the time. I hate having it.
October 7, 2026 at 4:46 PM
Autism is such a nightmare to live with and it disgusts me how much it gets infantilized and glorified and shit, like people just treat it like this cute (sometimes even sexy) thing to have when it’s anything but. It’s embarrassing and makes you full of shame all the time. I hate having it.
I hope this is true, it’s so sweet❤️❤️it’s wonderful to see this voice actor talk about his character like this. The kind of talk he believes his character would do is something I think we need more of in general. very encouraging and actually fosters learning instead of making you afraid of failure.
October 7, 2026 at 4:38 PM
I hope this is true, it’s so sweet❤️❤️it’s wonderful to see this voice actor talk about his character like this. The kind of talk he believes his character would do is something I think we need more of in general. very encouraging and actually fosters learning instead of making you afraid of failure.
I unfollowed someone on tumblr because they were way smarter than me and better at watching/reading stuff and making connections and better at writing as a whole, and it made me feel ashamed of myself :(
They weren’t even that mean or anything they were just too good for me in general.
They weren’t even that mean or anything they were just too good for me in general.
October 6, 2026 at 10:40 PM
I unfollowed someone on tumblr because they were way smarter than me and better at watching/reading stuff and making connections and better at writing as a whole, and it made me feel ashamed of myself :(
They weren’t even that mean or anything they were just too good for me in general.
They weren’t even that mean or anything they were just too good for me in general.
sometimes my specific set of kinks and fetishes make it seem as though I can’t get off to things unless they make me cry.
Like when I look at or create art of specific scenarios I absolutely find them so upsetting and yet so sexy you know? This has always been the case, since I was very young.
Like when I look at or create art of specific scenarios I absolutely find them so upsetting and yet so sexy you know? This has always been the case, since I was very young.
October 5, 2026 at 7:41 PM
sometimes my specific set of kinks and fetishes make it seem as though I can’t get off to things unless they make me cry.
Like when I look at or create art of specific scenarios I absolutely find them so upsetting and yet so sexy you know? This has always been the case, since I was very young.
Like when I look at or create art of specific scenarios I absolutely find them so upsetting and yet so sexy you know? This has always been the case, since I was very young.
So my local aquarium isnt really that great, i saw a fish missing an eye and an entire little tank of what looked like anemones that were falling apart, bits of them just floating around and their bodies almost entirely rotten. no natural sunlight for all these wild animals, and concrete floors…
October 5, 2026 at 5:01 PM
So my local aquarium isnt really that great, i saw a fish missing an eye and an entire little tank of what looked like anemones that were falling apart, bits of them just floating around and their bodies almost entirely rotten. no natural sunlight for all these wild animals, and concrete floors…
It keeps showing up
Literally saw this in my youtube feed while i was in public on the bus
October 3, 2026 at 1:53 AM
It keeps showing up
Do you ever hate existing in someone else’s mind’s eye? The concept of them thinking about you makes you sick. Their words about you constantly echo in your mind, you can’t even take compliments from them. Do you ever wish you could scrub the concept of “you” completely out of their head?
October 2, 2026 at 10:21 AM
Do you ever hate existing in someone else’s mind’s eye? The concept of them thinking about you makes you sick. Their words about you constantly echo in your mind, you can’t even take compliments from them. Do you ever wish you could scrub the concept of “you” completely out of their head?
Sometimes people can just suck and not everyone is going to be worth your time. There are plenty of people you will regret ever being involved with at all, there are plenty of people you are going to hate, there are people who will hurt you, there are people you will hurt, even if you didn’t mean it
October 2, 2026 at 12:03 AM
Sometimes people can just suck and not everyone is going to be worth your time. There are plenty of people you will regret ever being involved with at all, there are plenty of people you are going to hate, there are people who will hurt you, there are people you will hurt, even if you didn’t mean it
*looking in the mirror*
You’re dead to me.
You’re dead to me.
October 1, 2026 at 4:42 PM
*looking in the mirror*
You’re dead to me.
You’re dead to me.
I hate that “lowkey” has wormed itself into my vocabulary.
October 1, 2026 at 3:14 AM
I hate that “lowkey” has wormed itself into my vocabulary.
Hazbin hotel characters just aren’t sexy to me.
October 1, 2026 at 3:05 AM
Hazbin hotel characters just aren’t sexy to me.
You may have heard of vr chat but have you heard of vr awkward silence?
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I’ll let myself out.
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I’ll let myself out.
September 28, 2026 at 8:47 PM
You may have heard of vr chat but have you heard of vr awkward silence?
…
I’ll let myself out.
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I’ll let myself out.
I hate having strong opinions because I don’t know how to go about it. I don’t want to hurt the feelings of people who disagree with me or make them into my enemies but at the same time they might want to make me THEIR enemy and take things the wrong way and I just hate that so much.
September 28, 2026 at 6:20 PM
I hate having strong opinions because I don’t know how to go about it. I don’t want to hurt the feelings of people who disagree with me or make them into my enemies but at the same time they might want to make me THEIR enemy and take things the wrong way and I just hate that so much.
Coolscar never happened never existed never was created they made it up they made it up just to rage bait me Coolscar is not real they faked it with cgi it is ai generated just like the moonlanding.
September 28, 2026 at 2:09 PM
Coolscar never happened never existed never was created they made it up they made it up just to rage bait me Coolscar is not real they faked it with cgi it is ai generated just like the moonlanding.
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Just watched Titanic and went to go log it on Letterboxd, and this was the most recent review:
September 28, 2026 at 8:04 AM
Just watched Titanic and went to go log it on Letterboxd, and this was the most recent review:
Wtf is going on in lady and the tramp 2
September 28, 2026 at 1:53 PM
Wtf is going on in lady and the tramp 2
