@deanm97.bsky.social
Retired and doing my best to age disgracefully 🏳️🌈
Archer’s resignation from the London mayoral race after it was revealed he lied in court was the thing that got Paul Foot up from his sickbed and contributing again, having first started chronicling Archer’s lies and misdemeanours in 1969.
From the Private Eye archive.
Issue 992, December 1999.
From the Private Eye archive.
Issue 992, December 1999.
October 6, 2026 at 5:58 PM
You just need to believe more, Ian 🤪 All you need to know is that it’s a thing (or many things), it’s very expensive and it will work because Kemikaze is an engineer who thinks everything through and never makes mistakes.
October 6, 2026 at 3:45 PM
You just need to believe more, Ian 🤪 All you need to know is that it’s a thing (or many things), it’s very expensive and it will work because Kemikaze is an engineer who thinks everything through and never makes mistakes.
Surely it should have gone to St Donald of Trump who, many people say, knows more about sciencing than anyone since the invention scientist. ThAnK you for your ATTENtion tO this maTTer 🤪
October 6, 2026 at 1:38 PM
Surely it should have gone to St Donald of Trump who, many people say, knows more about sciencing than anyone since the invention scientist. ThAnK you for your ATTENtion tO this maTTer 🤪
I stopped looking when all the “I’m honoured to announce…..” drivel started. It used to be excellent for professional networking. Now it’s a Facebook pastiche.
October 5, 2026 at 9:08 PM
I stopped looking when all the “I’m honoured to announce…..” drivel started. It used to be excellent for professional networking. Now it’s a Facebook pastiche.
It seems someone was listening 🤪 www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026...
Jeffrey Archer, former Conservative politician and novelist, dies aged 86
Lord Archer died peacefully at home between writing sessions, his publisher said
www.theguardian.com
October 5, 2026 at 8:56 PM
It seems someone was listening 🤪 www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026...
That one in the middle looks hideous.
October 5, 2026 at 6:31 PM
That one in the middle looks hideous.
I had an S70 - to this day it’s still the car with the most comfortable seats that I’ve ever owned.
October 5, 2026 at 6:24 PM
I had an S70 - to this day it’s still the car with the most comfortable seats that I’ve ever owned.
It for me - to my mind the Mazda MX-5 is better in every possible way.
October 4, 2026 at 5:10 PM
It for me - to my mind the Mazda MX-5 is better in every possible way.
No doubt the orangutan will manage to get him flown out without facing prosecution 😢
October 4, 2026 at 4:58 PM
No doubt the orangutan will manage to get him flown out without facing prosecution 😢
Surely they are already up and running in an office. They should stay where they are.
October 4, 2026 at 4:05 PM
Surely they are already up and running in an office. They should stay where they are.
The only positive is that it’ll never become law.
October 4, 2026 at 4:04 PM
The only positive is that it’ll never become law.
Yes - I drove an early 1700 and it felt like a brick compared to my 1.5 Ti. God I loved that car! It was my 2nd Alfa after as Afetta GTV 2-litre and they both succumbed to tin worm. Replaced with a Mk2 Golf GTi that gave me just over 100k miles before I replaced it.
October 4, 2026 at 4:02 PM
Yes - I drove an early 1700 and it felt like a brick compared to my 1.5 Ti. God I loved that car! It was my 2nd Alfa after as Afetta GTV 2-litre and they both succumbed to tin worm. Replaced with a Mk2 Golf GTi that gave me just over 100k miles before I replaced it.
As someone who had an Alfasud Ti, I never warmed to the 33. In fact, it made me chop the Alfa in for a Golf at changeover time. Live all the other pics, though. And looks like a fab journey.
October 4, 2026 at 6:55 AM
As someone who had an Alfasud Ti, I never warmed to the 33. In fact, it made me chop the Alfa in for a Golf at changeover time. Live all the other pics, though. And looks like a fab journey.
I call it derangement.
October 4, 2026 at 6:46 AM
I call it derangement.
That’s precisely my point!
October 4, 2026 at 6:36 AM
That’s precisely my point!
What brain cell?
October 3, 2026 at 7:41 PM
What brain cell?
Remember, though, that Sarah is as thick as shit with less mental acuity than an amoeba.
October 3, 2026 at 7:40 PM
Remember, though, that Sarah is as thick as shit with less mental acuity than an amoeba.
Sorry but it’s simple - if you plant a bomb that will spray shrapnel for 100m all around and then set it on a long fuse so you can gay away but sod whoever is in the way when it does go off, then you’re a terrorist and deserve all you get.
October 3, 2026 at 7:38 PM
Sorry but it’s simple - if you plant a bomb that will spray shrapnel for 100m all around and then set it on a long fuse so you can gay away but sod whoever is in the way when it does go off, then you’re a terrorist and deserve all you get.
On the plus side, you’ll have a more productive time sitting on the sofa in your underpants watching daytime TV that attending and listening the the drivel they will spout. I pity Private Eye - how do they satirise this shit?
October 3, 2026 at 7:05 PM
On the plus side, you’ll have a more productive time sitting on the sofa in your underpants watching daytime TV that attending and listening the the drivel they will spout. I pity Private Eye - how do they satirise this shit?
South African apartheid baby grows up to prove leopards don’t change spots.
October 3, 2026 at 7:01 PM
South African apartheid baby grows up to prove leopards don’t change spots.
Vinfast VF8 according to the badges on the back 🤪
October 2, 2026 at 10:36 PM
Vinfast VF8 according to the badges on the back 🤪
She doesn’t mean you, @peterjukes.bsky.social , because you’re not brown.
October 2, 2026 at 10:10 PM
She doesn’t mean you, @peterjukes.bsky.social , because you’re not brown.
100% correct decision from the judge here. Explore bombs on our streets and you get locked up for terrorism.
October 2, 2026 at 1:10 PM
100% correct decision from the judge here. Explore bombs on our streets and you get locked up for terrorism.
My choice would be to rejoin.
October 1, 2026 at 8:37 PM
My choice would be to rejoin.