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@debbiedayglo.bsky.social
· Mar 26
Modern-day Seinfeld: Elaine’s Lyft cancels because she got a 1-star review for “undisclosed reasons.” George expenses a massage chair for his desk at work and claims it’s medically necessary. Jerry swipes left on an ex because the glare on his phone screen is so bad. Kramer starts a 24-hour podcast.
I am sick of watching you film videos of yourself with your godawful fake nails.
October 14, 2026 at 1:20 AM
I am sick of watching you film videos of yourself with your godawful fake nails.
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“Twigs stood up for something larger than herself, all female survivors of sexual abuse,” her lawyer said www.jezebel.com/fka-twigs-is...
FKA Twigs Is Finally Free From ’Unlawful’ NDA With Shia LaBeouf
“Twigs stood up for something larger than herself, all female survivors of sexual abuse,” her lawyer said.
www.jezebel.com
October 8, 2026 at 2:00 AM
“Twigs stood up for something larger than herself, all female survivors of sexual abuse,” her lawyer said www.jezebel.com/fka-twigs-is...
My current OCD thing is shifting and clenching my jaw and wish I could just go back to pulling out my eyebrows!!! My whole face hurts and it’s exhausting.
October 6, 2026 at 7:06 AM
My current OCD thing is shifting and clenching my jaw and wish I could just go back to pulling out my eyebrows!!! My whole face hurts and it’s exhausting.
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Today, Oct 4, is the feast of St. Francis of Assisi: the day when you can bring your pets to church for a blessing.
October 4, 2026 at 3:45 PM
Today, Oct 4, is the feast of St. Francis of Assisi: the day when you can bring your pets to church for a blessing.
Do you ever take a dump so glorious that you cannot regret having just spent $20 on a mid eggs Benedict?
October 4, 2026 at 7:23 PM
Do you ever take a dump so glorious that you cannot regret having just spent $20 on a mid eggs Benedict?
Carole King, Deborah Harry, Ke$ha, Sheryl Crow
Also... Don't throw rocks and hide your hand....
Tell me who is your song writing Rushmore ?
Because if your thesis is Babyface is overrated... your defense is "in comparison to who?"
Tell me who is your song writing Rushmore ?
Because if your thesis is Babyface is overrated... your defense is "in comparison to who?"
September 30, 2026 at 5:37 PM
Carole King, Deborah Harry, Ke$ha, Sheryl Crow
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I love my brunette mommy wife she just lets me do what I want this is her saving me after I make a bad decision
September 22, 2026 at 6:02 AM
I love my brunette mommy wife she just lets me do what I want this is her saving me after I make a bad decision
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Mascot Doing Fentanyl Fold
September 20, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Mascot Doing Fentanyl Fold
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Americans: oh, look, a systemic issue. I will solve it individually
September 20, 2026 at 5:56 PM
Americans: oh, look, a systemic issue. I will solve it individually
I’m actually like so incredibly stressed right now I didn’t even know how stressed out I am.
September 19, 2026 at 8:16 AM
I’m actually like so incredibly stressed right now I didn’t even know how stressed out I am.
Okay I’m so fucking sorry but you cannot wear an Affliction shirt to a punk show. Repost this and I’ll fight you, you fucking loser.
September 18, 2026 at 5:38 AM
Okay I’m so fucking sorry but you cannot wear an Affliction shirt to a punk show. Repost this and I’ll fight you, you fucking loser.
@junghulee.bsky.social and I saw HOPE tonite and damn if that isn’t just a movie about [redacted].
September 16, 2026 at 7:01 AM
@junghulee.bsky.social and I saw HOPE tonite and damn if that isn’t just a movie about [redacted].
I want to do the Jason Giambi steroids so I can eat two Taco Bells.
September 11, 2026 at 7:09 AM
I want to do the Jason Giambi steroids so I can eat two Taco Bells.
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Beastie Boys had some pretty obnoxious stuff on their first album. Mostly stupid college bro stupidity about women. They apologized for it on their second album and didn't do it anymore.
Eddie Murphy got asked about his old homophobic material, he apologized immediately, and that was the end of anyone hassling Eddie Murphy about the subject. It's kinda that simple.
People act like "Cancel Culture" can never be appeased, but the truth is if your current words & actions show growth, a simple "Yeah, that old stuff was bad. I regret it and I am sorry for it." is genuinely enough to end a "controversy" before it's even begun. Too many people can't manage that tho.
September 9, 2026 at 12:02 AM
Beastie Boys had some pretty obnoxious stuff on their first album. Mostly stupid college bro stupidity about women. They apologized for it on their second album and didn't do it anymore.
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If you have a Gmail account, you need to read this.
Google's AI now scans your emails and attachments, bank statements, tax files, medical letters, all of it. It turned on by default, and there's a class-action lawsuit over how.
Here are 5 moves to shut it off, the switch is hidden in two places:
Google's AI now scans your emails and attachments, bank statements, tax files, medical letters, all of it. It turned on by default, and there's a class-action lawsuit over how.
Here are 5 moves to shut it off, the switch is hidden in two places:
August 31, 2026 at 2:35 PM
If you have a Gmail account, you need to read this.
Google's AI now scans your emails and attachments, bank statements, tax files, medical letters, all of it. It turned on by default, and there's a class-action lawsuit over how.
Here are 5 moves to shut it off, the switch is hidden in two places:
Google's AI now scans your emails and attachments, bank statements, tax files, medical letters, all of it. It turned on by default, and there's a class-action lawsuit over how.
Here are 5 moves to shut it off, the switch is hidden in two places:
I have no desire to ever go to a bar on Mississippi again I cannot STAND it.
September 4, 2026 at 8:01 AM
I have no desire to ever go to a bar on Mississippi again I cannot STAND it.
Tomorrow and Friday are gunna suck big ass!!!!!!!!!! But Saturday is for BASEBALL.
September 3, 2026 at 6:48 AM
Tomorrow and Friday are gunna suck big ass!!!!!!!!!! But Saturday is for BASEBALL.
I’m gunna bring back “mofo,” Gen Z will hate it.
August 30, 2026 at 6:28 AM
I’m gunna bring back “mofo,” Gen Z will hate it.
Your Body is a Wonderland
My Body is a Wonderwhatswrongwithit
My Body is a Wonderwhatswrongwithit
August 30, 2026 at 5:47 AM
Your Body is a Wonderland
My Body is a Wonderwhatswrongwithit
My Body is a Wonderwhatswrongwithit
But I don’t wanna be a chronic pain girlie :-(
August 27, 2026 at 6:49 AM
But I don’t wanna be a chronic pain girlie :-(
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August 24, 2026:
Mariners win by 7
Cal Raleigh multi-HR, 3 hit, 4 RBI game
Logan Gilbert starts and wins
Carlos Vargas pitches
August 24, 2025:
Mariners win by 7
Cal Raleigh multi-HR, 3 hit, 4 RBI game
Logan Gilbert starts and wins
Carlos Vargas pitches
🍑🍑 #TheMayerGWS
Mariners win by 7
Cal Raleigh multi-HR, 3 hit, 4 RBI game
Logan Gilbert starts and wins
Carlos Vargas pitches
August 24, 2025:
Mariners win by 7
Cal Raleigh multi-HR, 3 hit, 4 RBI game
Logan Gilbert starts and wins
Carlos Vargas pitches
🍑🍑 #TheMayerGWS
August 25, 2026 at 5:49 AM
August 24, 2026:
Mariners win by 7
Cal Raleigh multi-HR, 3 hit, 4 RBI game
Logan Gilbert starts and wins
Carlos Vargas pitches
August 24, 2025:
Mariners win by 7
Cal Raleigh multi-HR, 3 hit, 4 RBI game
Logan Gilbert starts and wins
Carlos Vargas pitches
🍑🍑 #TheMayerGWS
Mariners win by 7
Cal Raleigh multi-HR, 3 hit, 4 RBI game
Logan Gilbert starts and wins
Carlos Vargas pitches
August 24, 2025:
Mariners win by 7
Cal Raleigh multi-HR, 3 hit, 4 RBI game
Logan Gilbert starts and wins
Carlos Vargas pitches
🍑🍑 #TheMayerGWS
I feel insane in this heat. I can’t do it. AC doesn’t help. It’s cooking my head.
August 25, 2026 at 4:06 AM
I feel insane in this heat. I can’t do it. AC doesn’t help. It’s cooking my head.
misusing "aesthetic" and "whimsy" as adjectives is part of the literacy crisis and to point that out doesn't mean you hate women
August 24, 2026 at 6:56 PM
misusing "aesthetic" and "whimsy" as adjectives is part of the literacy crisis and to point that out doesn't mean you hate women
Of all my favorite little baseball things, I love when the pitcher steps on the bag for the out at first.
August 17, 2026 at 1:31 AM
Of all my favorite little baseball things, I love when the pitcher steps on the bag for the out at first.
Niche gripe: I need Depop idiots to stop listing Chrome Hearts trash as Chrome Industries and vice-versa!
August 10, 2026 at 9:18 PM
Niche gripe: I need Depop idiots to stop listing Chrome Hearts trash as Chrome Industries and vice-versa!