Tazz a Razz
@debilitatingly.bsky.social
"You talk to Tazz about the slightest inconvenience about something and she will become deathly afraid of it" ~08-11-22
I don't call him Trump cuz he's not the president to me fr. That's my close personal enemy Donald
May 29, 2026 at 10:58 PM
I don't call him Trump cuz he's not the president to me fr. That's my close personal enemy Donald
being insane is hard because you have to make a strawman of sanity in your head, but you're always aware that he's the strawman. You, the insane person, are the one driving.
May 27, 2026 at 4:09 PM
being insane is hard because you have to make a strawman of sanity in your head, but you're always aware that he's the strawman. You, the insane person, are the one driving.
I have gone through 800 years of PR training in my mind
May 22, 2026 at 3:37 PM
I have gone through 800 years of PR training in my mind
I talk like I've signed 19 NDA's and I'm not sure what I'm allowed to say about anything ever
May 22, 2026 at 3:36 PM
I talk like I've signed 19 NDA's and I'm not sure what I'm allowed to say about anything ever
the DMV won't tell you this but the truth about navigating in traffic is that whoever is more willing to die gets to go first
April 17, 2026 at 11:32 PM
the DMV won't tell you this but the truth about navigating in traffic is that whoever is more willing to die gets to go first
deadass I was just fumbling for my keyfob for my car and I completely seriously was like,
"This is such an accessibility issue. If I can't tell which button unlocks my car by touch how are blind people supposed to drive??" and it's like. Ok you're not going to believe this.
"This is such an accessibility issue. If I can't tell which button unlocks my car by touch how are blind people supposed to drive??" and it's like. Ok you're not going to believe this.
April 17, 2026 at 3:59 PM
deadass I was just fumbling for my keyfob for my car and I completely seriously was like,
"This is such an accessibility issue. If I can't tell which button unlocks my car by touch how are blind people supposed to drive??" and it's like. Ok you're not going to believe this.
"This is such an accessibility issue. If I can't tell which button unlocks my car by touch how are blind people supposed to drive??" and it's like. Ok you're not going to believe this.
this actually worked out, shockingly. I woke up an hour earlier than i planned to and i felt incredibly well rested. witchcraft.
oh boy! It sure is 1:28am and I sure do have to get up in 5 hours and 32 minutes!
April 17, 2026 at 3:57 PM
this actually worked out, shockingly. I woke up an hour earlier than i planned to and i felt incredibly well rested. witchcraft.
April 17, 2026 at 7:50 AM
oh boy! It sure is 1:28am and I sure do have to get up in 5 hours and 32 minutes!
April 17, 2026 at 7:28 AM
oh boy! It sure is 1:28am and I sure do have to get up in 5 hours and 32 minutes!
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Nova illustrations I did for Revenant
April 1, 2026 at 9:45 AM
Nova illustrations I did for Revenant
"the hoes love me for my whimsical nature, propensity for making stupid mistakes, and poor decision making," I whisper as I hype myself up to call the maintenance man in after breaking the front doors
March 27, 2026 at 10:42 PM
"the hoes love me for my whimsical nature, propensity for making stupid mistakes, and poor decision making," I whisper as I hype myself up to call the maintenance man in after breaking the front doors
was just listening to my liked songs on shuffle and it went from 567AM by BL3SS straight to White Noise (Actual Noise) by Akira Yamaoka from Silent Hill right into Spirits by The Strumbellas. Holy whiplash, batman
March 27, 2026 at 8:40 PM
was just listening to my liked songs on shuffle and it went from 567AM by BL3SS straight to White Noise (Actual Noise) by Akira Yamaoka from Silent Hill right into Spirits by The Strumbellas. Holy whiplash, batman
I have got to stop lying and then immediately following up the lie with "that was a lie btw" OMG if they believe me that is their own fault I will no longer be clarifying when I am lying!! (<- that was a lie)
March 27, 2026 at 6:26 AM
I have got to stop lying and then immediately following up the lie with "that was a lie btw" OMG if they believe me that is their own fault I will no longer be clarifying when I am lying!! (<- that was a lie)
I am lowkey 😂😂 forsaking the beauty of life 😂😂 in favour of efficiency 😂😂😂 and time is running out 😂😂😂😂
March 26, 2026 at 4:44 PM
I am lowkey 😂😂 forsaking the beauty of life 😂😂 in favour of efficiency 😂😂😂 and time is running out 😂😂😂😂
omg my tl on here sucks there's too much nature photography and not enough fictional men
March 26, 2026 at 4:37 PM
omg my tl on here sucks there's too much nature photography and not enough fictional men
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what was the caveman equivalent of fantasizing about being famous. was it like "grug bring all tribes together, everybody ask grug how grug did it, and grug reveal deep inner world. then everybody love grug. grug have 12 wives." orrrr did they not think about that
March 25, 2026 at 7:15 PM
what was the caveman equivalent of fantasizing about being famous. was it like "grug bring all tribes together, everybody ask grug how grug did it, and grug reveal deep inner world. then everybody love grug. grug have 12 wives." orrrr did they not think about that
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killing myself: POSTPONED
October 18, 2025 at 12:48 AM
killing myself: POSTPONED
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I’m very afraid I’m developing a need for a new hobby that I will invest ridiculous amounts of money into and then drop in two months
October 17, 2025 at 1:05 AM
I’m very afraid I’m developing a need for a new hobby that I will invest ridiculous amounts of money into and then drop in two months
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She died as she lived. Doing 5 things at once and none of them super well
October 16, 2025 at 10:21 PM
She died as she lived. Doing 5 things at once and none of them super well
not to be dramatic or anything but if i keep being a failure and getting yelled at i WILL lose it
October 14, 2025 at 7:15 PM
not to be dramatic or anything but if i keep being a failure and getting yelled at i WILL lose it
not my bluesky crashing right after i finish adding the alt text to my pictures..
October 10, 2025 at 7:54 AM
not my bluesky crashing right after i finish adding the alt text to my pictures..
where are all my twitter friends i thought they all migrated here but most of yku havent posted in MONTHS where did you all GO
October 10, 2025 at 7:45 AM
where are all my twitter friends i thought they all migrated here but most of yku havent posted in MONTHS where did you all GO
i want to ride SO BAD
October 10, 2025 at 7:41 AM
i want to ride SO BAD
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all discourse aside, there is one machine with consciousness. it's printers. they are alive and conscious and they hate you and they'd take your arm clean off if you let them. never trust a printer.
October 6, 2025 at 7:36 PM
all discourse aside, there is one machine with consciousness. it's printers. they are alive and conscious and they hate you and they'd take your arm clean off if you let them. never trust a printer.