If you've noticed, your old pal Sasquatch Taint has been laying low. Sure, I'm licking my gaping wounds from the latest Professor Dave Explains drubbing, but also I'm just plum out of brain things - ideas or whatever you call 'em.
So, in short, I suck ass and am dying a slow online death RN.
July 20, 2026 at 5:45 PM
If you've noticed, your old pal Sasquatch Taint has been laying low. Sure, I'm licking my gaping wounds from the latest Professor Dave Explains drubbing, but also I'm just plum out of brain things - ideas or whatever you call 'em.
So, in short, I suck ass and am dying a slow online death RN.
Ho-Lee-Shite! Professor 'Dave' has gone nuclear, bringing my domestic violence guilty plea into the debate?! And then challenging me to a literal fist fight?! And no, I am not a "feral cave troll on mescaline" for what it's worth. www.youtube.com/watch?v=gjxd...
Ho-Lee-Shite! Professor 'Dave' has gone nuclear, bringing my domestic violence guilty plea into the debate?! And then challenging me to a literal fist fight?! And no, I am not a "feral cave troll on mescaline" for what it's worth. www.youtube.com/watch?v=gjxd...
I'm spiraling y'all, rage posting with copious amounts of copium because let's face it: nobody new is listening to me and my views are dropping faster than my mom's shit-stained drawers: www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Rly...
I'm spiraling y'all, rage posting with copious amounts of copium because let's face it: nobody new is listening to me and my views are dropping faster than my mom's shit-stained drawers: www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Rly...
Part Douche of me crying like a little bitch about Neal and Flint. Notice how I admit my son thinks I'm stupid AF too. That alone is worth a watch (but honestly little else). www.youtube.com/watch?v=qhDP...
Part Douche of me crying like a little bitch about Neal and Flint. Notice how I admit my son thinks I'm stupid AF too. That alone is worth a watch (but honestly little else). www.youtube.com/watch?v=qhDP...
I was on another absolutely horrendous podcast recently, this time I pontificate upon how much better comedy is when you can say retard and the n-word. We only got a handful of losers to watch live, so here's the replay! www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7nh...
I was on another absolutely horrendous podcast recently, this time I pontificate upon how much better comedy is when you can say retard and the n-word. We only got a handful of losers to watch live, so here's the replay! www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7nh...
After an embarrassing few months of gaining zero subscribers, me and my boy funkymidgets added some hilarious sound effects. Shout out to BasicAFMakeSounds.com for all their help! (hopefully they are still in business and have an active link after this)
After an embarrassing few months of gaining zero subscribers, me and my boy funkymidgets added some hilarious sound effects. Shout out to BasicAFMakeSounds.com for all their help! (hopefully they are still in business and have an active link after this)
After a number of months with literally not one single new subscriber on May 21 I finally decided to buy a cool thousand. Late Stage capitalism for the win!
May 24, 2026 at 8:01 PM
After a number of months with literally not one single new subscriber on May 21 I finally decided to buy a cool thousand. Late Stage capitalism for the win!
Some of you may have seen that, indeed, I did beat my wife. Please just move along, there is nothing to see here. Please leave me and @monkeyfidgets_ alone.
May 6, 2026 at 6:04 AM
Some of you may have seen that, indeed, I did beat my wife. Please just move along, there is nothing to see here. Please leave me and @monkeyfidgets_ alone.
Your boy here got rip-roaring drunk again and made a video, if you are intellectually challenged, then please check it out! www.youtube.com/watch?v=xjRk...
Your boy here got rip-roaring drunk again and made a video, if you are intellectually challenged, then please check it out! www.youtube.com/watch?v=xjRk...
When I use terms like "hard" and "soft" to describe science, what I'm doing is outing myself as a phony in the way that a politician might say "Two Corinthians" rather than "Second Corinthians" because they have only seen the words written in their speech but never heard them said aloud in church.
May 1, 2025 at 7:19 PM
When I use terms like "hard" and "soft" to describe science, what I'm doing is outing myself as a phony in the way that a politician might say "Two Corinthians" rather than "Second Corinthians" because they have only seen the words written in their speech but never heard them said aloud in church.
Look, I'm not going to lie, the only reason I mess with this guy is because my followers are dumber than the rocks I pretend to study: www.youtube.com/watch?v=z3vM...
Look, I'm not going to lie, the only reason I mess with this guy is because my followers are dumber than the rocks I pretend to study: www.youtube.com/watch?v=z3vM...
My latest video is live now, in it I cover the most powerful arguments against the Orion-Giza correlation, all of which can be "refuted" by your average electrician if your audience is dumber than a pile (or pyramid) or rocks.
My latest video is live now, in it I cover the most powerful arguments against the Orion-Giza correlation, all of which can be "refuted" by your average electrician if your audience is dumber than a pile (or pyramid) or rocks.
Look, guys, I'm an ELECTRICIAN. I'm not a historian, and I'm not a scientist. I'm not an expert, on literally anything except wiring buildings. With that said, Piers Morgan asked me to debate on television so I did it: www.youtube.com/watch?v=50CF...
Look, guys, I'm an ELECTRICIAN. I'm not a historian, and I'm not a scientist. I'm not an expert, on literally anything except wiring buildings. With that said, Piers Morgan asked me to debate on television so I did it: www.youtube.com/watch?v=50CF...