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don’t piss me off
@deepbite.bsky.social
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big love to whoever anonymously sent this to my father
mug with jesus flipping the bird and the caption “even jesus hates you” on it
September 4, 2026 at 3:45 AM
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oh thank fuck
Delivery status friday SEP 4 on its way
August 28, 2026 at 3:00 PM
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JANE
cat socks
August 26, 2026 at 10:50 PM
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see: my other cousin’s wedding
me zipping around on a kids dirt bike
August 19, 2026 at 11:43 PM
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i got to cuddle several chickens this morning before my body started shutting down
look at all those chickens
August 17, 2026 at 12:39 AM
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trying to decompress and i keep getting asked to do things that are not time sensitive ASAP
August 15, 2026 at 4:26 AM
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can’t believe i had to send this text lmfao???!???
don't ever leave me a voicemail yelling at me again please that's not cool
July 29, 2026 at 2:16 AM
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look at the snoopy statue by my dad’s cardiologist i’m crying
cardiologist snoopy!!!!!!
July 29, 2026 at 12:18 AM
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don’t doxx me (i would give any of yall my addy so i trust) but every time i drive past this it gives me a lil giggle
transman down under industries
July 10, 2026 at 9:42 PM
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it’s fine it’s fine it’s fine it’s fine it’s fine it’s fine it’s fine it’s fine it’s fine
tswift edited to look like she’s crying
July 9, 2026 at 1:43 AM
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i’ll live. probably
tswift but crying and upset
July 5, 2026 at 3:29 AM
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i luv being a swiftie i luv finding joy in music and i luv having the whimsy that haters could never comprehend
tswift screamin
June 12, 2026 at 2:13 AM
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OHHHHH BROTHER!!!!! THIS GUY STIIIIINKS!!!!!!!
Today 9:26 PM hello I will not message you again I promise and I'm very sorry for messaging you right now but I wanted to tell you that l
June 6, 2026 at 4:57 AM
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hawk rescue squad
hawk that flew into a car and got stunned really bad person picking up a hawk with a pillow case over its head and body person carrying hawk hawk in yard chillin in a safe spot
June 4, 2026 at 8:50 AM
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crying at this text from my little brother i’m so proud of him
Also first song that played when I hopped on the freeway from was wide open spaces. Kinda funny
June 1, 2026 at 12:07 AM
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like look how freakin cute these are oh my god
deer shorts
May 22, 2026 at 7:51 PM
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idk why i’m so weird about anyone seeing/being in my room but it’s been that way forever and i can’t stop. see: tweet of my friend buggin out over it from 2018
I flew on 2 different planes to see Tess for 3 weeks and this bitch never showed me her bedroom 3 WEEKS I WASNT ALLOWED IN 6:19 AM • 3/23/18
May 10, 2026 at 3:47 PM
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life once i’m back on birth control and don’t have to worry about having a period anymore
happy hamster drawing under sunshine and rainbows in a flowery meadow
May 2, 2026 at 2:56 AM
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haha six seven
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April 14, 2026 at 10:18 PM
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friend read the fuck out of me with this one DAMN
You claw open old wounds, desperate for justification of the pain that cracks your ribcage a little bit more every time you take a deep breath. Love was your religion, and you're godless, searching for altars to worship at and temples to kiss softly on summer mornings, wrapped up in hopeless romance. You were never your fathers favorite daughter, your mothers favorite son, or anything in between. Whatever soft things were born inside you died, scared of the rage that lurked inside an unloved child, too scared to ask for affection. They said lavender was good for anxiety, so you handed yourself over completely to the first person who promised you fields of soft purple flowers. But it was easier to make a monster out of yourself than to believe something so ugly lurked inside someone you loved so hard. And missing them is strange, scared to speak their name, coming up breathless when you see a blurred face that almost looks like them in the crowd, but begging yourself not to remember their birthday, their hands, which never belonged on your body. And you're so desperate to find religion again you give yourself over to the first kind eyes that offer a glance your way.
April 12, 2026 at 8:51 AM
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🐣
people in inflatable chicken suits someone in a homemade chicken outfit
April 5, 2026 at 4:07 PM
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😭😭😭😭😭
no i'm actually doing well!!! oh thank god
March 22, 2026 at 7:11 PM
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saving every somewhat kind thing anyone has ever said to me in my notes means i get to look back at shit like this 😭 sorry will
January 7, 2014 at 12:06 AM You do understand if I remember some squiggles I wrote on a bat shit crazy girl's converse back in eight grade she might be important to me. The one thing I got out of all of eight grade English was that. I don't remember the fucking structure of a story or some story but I remember the day you had your knees curled up in your chair and I sat next to Taylor and kinda awkwardly stared at you while you were staring at your phone looking at posts on tumblr and you asked me to write on your shoe and I was so like into you at the time that I literally fucking wrote Cats7Dogs9 like what the fucking he'll is that. I felt so pressured. Why did you let me draw on your shoe. I don't get it. I remember I was talking to Taylor in English and she was talking about how I was so normal and too positive all the time and basically she wanted me to meet my polar opposite. And she sat me next to you and you fucking poison, you, did your job. I don't remember exactly but I was talking to her about it and she was like I know exactly who you need to meet and you were just sitting there, knees curled up on the chair and staring at your phone. And as if I didn't think you were pleasantly confusing enough you started laughing at your phone and kept looking back at me because of a YouTube video of a guy that looked like me.
March 17, 2026 at 7:20 PM
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Appeal "Sexually Suggestive" label This appeal will be sent to @moderation.bsky.app. are you kidding me dude
March 5, 2026 at 4:48 PM
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vibes lately
chappell roan smiling her ass off while surrounded by beautiful women in lingerie
March 5, 2026 at 4:47 PM