Hell's Favorite Beertender
@deerlydepraved.bsky.social
😈 Nickie 😈
🪴 30F 🪴
🌽 Smalltown Nowhereland, Pennsylvania 🌾
🦌 Hazbin Fan 📻
✍️ Artist ✍️
🍻 Dive Bartender 🥃
🖥 3D Printer Enthusiast 🖨
🪴 30F 🪴
🌽 Smalltown Nowhereland, Pennsylvania 🌾
🦌 Hazbin Fan 📻
✍️ Artist ✍️
🍻 Dive Bartender 🥃
🖥 3D Printer Enthusiast 🖨
Pinned
Last art piece of 2025!
"You fucking CREEP!"
#hazbinhotelalastor #hazbinhotelfanart #hazbinhotelseason2 #hazbinhotel
"You fucking CREEP!"
#hazbinhotelalastor #hazbinhotelfanart #hazbinhotelseason2 #hazbinhotel
Day one of painting a jean jacket for my boyfriend's birthday next month!
August 17, 2026 at 6:26 PM
Day one of painting a jean jacket for my boyfriend's birthday next month!
I got a chip! 🤠
May 16, 2026 at 5:54 PM
I got a chip! 🤠
I tend to go overboard with outfits when I work holidays 🤣
March 17, 2026 at 8:01 PM
I tend to go overboard with outfits when I work holidays 🤣
My family is the best 🥰
My mom's siblings were cleaning out the attic of my Poppop's old house and found this and immediately thought of me. 😭
It works too!
My mom's siblings were cleaning out the attic of my Poppop's old house and found this and immediately thought of me. 😭
It works too!
March 14, 2026 at 7:12 PM
My family is the best 🥰
My mom's siblings were cleaning out the attic of my Poppop's old house and found this and immediately thought of me. 😭
It works too!
My mom's siblings were cleaning out the attic of my Poppop's old house and found this and immediately thought of me. 😭
It works too!
Ummm... I have no words. I pulled a second edition holo and a second edition non-holo...
Like I have all four versions. 🤓
Like I have all four versions. 🤓
March 11, 2026 at 8:07 AM
Ummm... I have no words. I pulled a second edition holo and a second edition non-holo...
Like I have all four versions. 🤓
Like I have all four versions. 🤓
Slow season means I get to catch up on reading. IYKYK. 🦌📻🎙
February 25, 2026 at 1:15 AM
Slow season means I get to catch up on reading. IYKYK. 🦌📻🎙
If I had a dollar for every time some older divorced guy has given me unsolicited dating advice and told me I'm far too young to be alone I'd be able to maybe own my own home.
February 25, 2026 at 1:04 AM
If I had a dollar for every time some older divorced guy has given me unsolicited dating advice and told me I'm far too young to be alone I'd be able to maybe own my own home.
It's my first day back after a long weekend and I've got a whole four people in my bar... and its only 7 pm. 🫠
February 25, 2026 at 12:14 AM
It's my first day back after a long weekend and I've got a whole four people in my bar... and its only 7 pm. 🫠
So my mom smuggled a birthday cake into work 🤣
Also obligatory birthday bar fit check. 🤠
Also obligatory birthday bar fit check. 🤠
February 18, 2026 at 10:04 PM
So my mom smuggled a birthday cake into work 🤣
Also obligatory birthday bar fit check. 🤠
Also obligatory birthday bar fit check. 🤠
So I wanted to do a series of making the cocktails from the Hazbin Hotel Bar book but judging from the teasers they're too fancy for what we keep at work. 😭🙃
February 17, 2026 at 11:09 PM
So I wanted to do a series of making the cocktails from the Hazbin Hotel Bar book but judging from the teasers they're too fancy for what we keep at work. 😭🙃
I may still be fangirling 😅
February 12, 2026 at 10:07 PM
I may still be fangirling 😅
When an old friend offers an unbelievable price on the holy grail you buy the card... and you also give them a Human Alastor radio lamp. 🥰
The card protector doesn't do justice to how beautiful this card is.
The card protector doesn't do justice to how beautiful this card is.
February 12, 2026 at 9:19 PM
When an old friend offers an unbelievable price on the holy grail you buy the card... and you also give them a Human Alastor radio lamp. 🥰
The card protector doesn't do justice to how beautiful this card is.
The card protector doesn't do justice to how beautiful this card is.
...I hate this...
February 10, 2026 at 9:42 AM
...I hate this...
Mission accomplished.
It's much lighter than I expected it to be since the middle pulls down to a turntable so it's mostly hollow.
One day I'll roll the dice and start restoring this.
It's much lighter than I expected it to be since the middle pulls down to a turntable so it's mostly hollow.
One day I'll roll the dice and start restoring this.
February 10, 2026 at 9:38 AM
Mission accomplished.
It's much lighter than I expected it to be since the middle pulls down to a turntable so it's mostly hollow.
One day I'll roll the dice and start restoring this.
It's much lighter than I expected it to be since the middle pulls down to a turntable so it's mostly hollow.
One day I'll roll the dice and start restoring this.
Also yes I'm alive. I just temporarily forgot socials exist... and have been hyper-focused on Fallout 76
February 10, 2026 at 8:12 AM
Also yes I'm alive. I just temporarily forgot socials exist... and have been hyper-focused on Fallout 76
Idk why I'm the type of person who decides to be productive all at once at 2 am...
● Printing keychains to pass at GC Richmond
● Rearranging furniture so my living room cam stop looking like an estate sale (Lookin at you Uncle Jim's radio)
● Realizing one piece of 'furniture' is a large monstera
● Printing keychains to pass at GC Richmond
● Rearranging furniture so my living room cam stop looking like an estate sale (Lookin at you Uncle Jim's radio)
● Realizing one piece of 'furniture' is a large monstera
February 10, 2026 at 8:11 AM
Idk why I'm the type of person who decides to be productive all at once at 2 am...
● Printing keychains to pass at GC Richmond
● Rearranging furniture so my living room cam stop looking like an estate sale (Lookin at you Uncle Jim's radio)
● Realizing one piece of 'furniture' is a large monstera
● Printing keychains to pass at GC Richmond
● Rearranging furniture so my living room cam stop looking like an estate sale (Lookin at you Uncle Jim's radio)
● Realizing one piece of 'furniture' is a large monstera
I was right. 🤠
February 9, 2026 at 11:13 PM
I was right. 🤠
I saw a post with Hazbin merch coasters from Japan and it made me remember that I was going to make season 2 coasters...
Oops.
Oops.
a black and white photo of a woman standing in front of a mirror .
ALT: a black and white photo of a woman standing in front of a mirror .
media.tenor.com
February 4, 2026 at 11:10 PM
I saw a post with Hazbin merch coasters from Japan and it made me remember that I was going to make season 2 coasters...
Oops.
Oops.
I'm at the point in my life where I use hot sauce like people use ketchup...
Also, I hate ketchup.
Also, I hate ketchup.
February 3, 2026 at 9:09 PM
I'm at the point in my life where I use hot sauce like people use ketchup...
Also, I hate ketchup.
Also, I hate ketchup.
This is who runs this account
February 2, 2026 at 3:14 AM
This is who runs this account
I'm not enjoying this.
January 29, 2026 at 8:45 AM
I'm not enjoying this.
And it's not even over yet....
January 25, 2026 at 11:30 PM
And it's not even over yet....
Fuck winter.
January 21, 2026 at 7:56 AM
Fuck winter.
Bwahahaha I was trusted with power tools!
Yes, I'm 30. No I've never put up shelves before. Did my stepdad help with the first one? Yes.
(WIP please ignore my mess 🤣)
Yes, I'm 30. No I've never put up shelves before. Did my stepdad help with the first one? Yes.
(WIP please ignore my mess 🤣)
January 11, 2026 at 1:51 AM
Bwahahaha I was trusted with power tools!
Yes, I'm 30. No I've never put up shelves before. Did my stepdad help with the first one? Yes.
(WIP please ignore my mess 🤣)
Yes, I'm 30. No I've never put up shelves before. Did my stepdad help with the first one? Yes.
(WIP please ignore my mess 🤣)
Jalapeño Cheddar pierogies have no business being this good.
That is all.
That is all.
elmo from sesame street is surrounded by flames and holding dumplings
ALT: elmo from sesame street is surrounded by flames and holding dumplings
media.tenor.com
January 6, 2026 at 9:06 PM
Jalapeño Cheddar pierogies have no business being this good.
That is all.
That is all.