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A tighter-than-expected El-Sayed might be the best-case scenario -- will probably focus his mind on uniting the party more than the landslide his team seemed to be expecting would
August 5, 2026 at 4:46 AM
Pausa.
July 12, 2026 at 1:25 AM
Virginia Football-ass game.
July 7, 2026 at 1:48 AM
@hollyanderson.bsky.social
As summer swim season approaches, sent one in for the badass women of UVA Swimming and Diving—who have never broken our hearts at Scott Stadium. $1 for each gal on the roster and $10 for every NCAA Championship they’ve won in the last six years.
April 22, 2026 at 9:15 PM
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good morning mr president heres your daily read out on the war in iran…no sir, i didnt catch kimmel last night…yes sir, very mean and nasty sir…no sir ive never heard of joyce carol oates either sir
March 3, 2026 at 12:44 PM
January 28, 2026 at 4:28 AM
Just desperately want to skip ahead to the Nuremberg Trials and firing squads ending this needs to have.
January 24, 2026 at 7:08 PM
The David Spade character in PCU.
it's utterly wild how the Heritage Foundation president talks about other people

if you found a guy talking like this outside, you'd probably call the cops
November 3, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Alright, now I will send in the money for the alumni association socks gift.
Wahoo wah motherf#*cker
UVA says no to the compact
October 17, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Thanks to @parkermolloy.com the only thing bopping around in my tired, overwhelmed head is “GET HIS ASS, JB!” And, I’m here for it.
August 25, 2025 at 9:29 PM
April 26, 2025 at 4:02 AM
The evacuation scene from Deep Impact was filmed in my burb.
April 16, 2025 at 11:14 PM
The tornado sirens at UK—sounds like we’re in a nuclear holocaust situation.
April 3, 2025 at 6:23 AM
RIP, King indeed.
April 2, 2025 at 11:48 AM
March 29, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Happy Friday, @darthbluesky.bsky.social Sun’s out, tongue’s out.
March 29, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Me in the national security group chat.
March 25, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Schumer on Scott Simon this morning plugging his book. Wow.
March 15, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Musk crash rockets.
March 7, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Is it time to do the coup yet? This public servant says LFG!
Autocracies usually go out of their way to take care of veterans, service members, police officers, and even most civil servants … because if you fuck those people over, they’re the ones who do coups.
KEILAR: Can you guarantee that veterans benefits and care will not be affected by these cuts?

REP. GREG MURPHY: No, I can't guarantee anything
March 4, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Assuming we all make it through this and there are still schools left, I honestly wonder how this shit is going to get written about in my kid’s future AP government class.
February 28, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Book It is still alive!! My kid’s gets a pizza every month. We’re in KY even!
This is what you get when Pizza Hut stops giving Americans pizza to read books
February 27, 2025 at 5:20 PM
I just want everyone to walk out for a day. Fed workers to stop working, teachers to stop teaching, college athletes to stop playing. Push pause on everything just long enough for everyone to get a sense of how much we all take this shit for granted. When it’s gone, it’s gone.
February 5, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Fuck Congress, let’s mobilize the teacher army.
Trump is moving to dismantle the Department of Education—a direct attack on our students, educators, and public schools.

We won't let it happen. Congress must reject this extremist agenda. Go to nea.org/pushback and demand your members of Congress reject these attacks on public education.
February 4, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Genuinely curious why a hacker army isn’t trying to put X offline. If that’s where the Nazi King is crowdsourcing his derangement, seems like shutting it down might be a starting place.
February 4, 2025 at 12:14 PM