instant murder noodle
@dellwayft.bsky.social
The stoat known as Dellway and/or Flakkari Tobin. Stoat-souled stoat-poster, RL asexual. Original Perth fursuiter, cancer survivor, MND warrior, lefty scumbag, full time fuzzball of confusion & weird little outlier who strayed on through. He/him, θΔ. 🔞
For all those moments when you almost repost an entry, then you take a closer look and find out it’s AI generated.
September 20, 2026 at 2:10 PM
For all those moments when you almost repost an entry, then you take a closer look and find out it’s AI generated.
*stares at you in stoat*
September 16, 2026 at 12:20 AM
*stares at you in stoat*
The bigger the idiot, the more they tend to overestimate their own intelligence.
September 15, 2026 at 11:21 AM
The bigger the idiot, the more they tend to overestimate their own intelligence.
HOW. DARE. YOU.
September 13, 2026 at 6:45 AM
HOW. DARE. YOU.
Whenever a game franchise suddenly announces they’ll be using genAI in their future releases:
September 11, 2026 at 5:42 AM
Whenever a game franchise suddenly announces they’ll be using genAI in their future releases:
@nyxus.bsky.social This is MY laptop now.
September 10, 2026 at 10:09 AM
@nyxus.bsky.social This is MY laptop now.
...to not bite you.
September 9, 2026 at 10:17 AM
...to not bite you.
Tell me what 4 animals you are.
September 7, 2026 at 10:34 AM
Tell me what 4 animals you are.
The general rule of thumb is Smeghead will call you a paedophile if you do anything he doesn’t like, while real paedophiles are being welcomed on Xitter with open arms.
September 5, 2026 at 6:19 AM
The general rule of thumb is Smeghead will call you a paedophile if you do anything he doesn’t like, while real paedophiles are being welcomed on Xitter with open arms.
"Have you asked ChatGPT?'
No MF, I consulted Magic 8 Ball.
No MF, I consulted Magic 8 Ball.
September 5, 2026 at 5:36 AM
"Have you asked ChatGPT?'
No MF, I consulted Magic 8 Ball.
No MF, I consulted Magic 8 Ball.
Timeline cleanser.
September 1, 2026 at 5:09 PM
Timeline cleanser.
One is becoming increasingly annoyed at the connectivity dropouts, that have been occurring with increasing frequency lately, one is.
September 1, 2026 at 3:50 PM
One is becoming increasingly annoyed at the connectivity dropouts, that have been occurring with increasing frequency lately, one is.