Denise
@densedork.bsky.social
Weirdo, cool aunt, cat person with a dog
(she/her)
(she/her)
I refer to our walks as "sniffsploration time."
Also, the more she gets to sniff, the longer her post-walk nap is.
Also, the more she gets to sniff, the longer her post-walk nap is.
Random dog owner: I'm so mad. Why is my [non sporting or herding] dog actually wanting to poop and sniff on our morning walks?? I'm here for EXERCISE 😤
A) that's a terrier, they're sniffers
B) go exercise by yourself ffs. Not all dogs need an hour of walking/running.
A) that's a terrier, they're sniffers
B) go exercise by yourself ffs. Not all dogs need an hour of walking/running.
July 23, 2026 at 2:01 PM
I refer to our walks as "sniffsploration time."
Also, the more she gets to sniff, the longer her post-walk nap is.
Also, the more she gets to sniff, the longer her post-walk nap is.
Just when you think you've escaped seasonal affective disorder
July 20, 2026 at 7:11 PM
Just when you think you've escaped seasonal affective disorder
Thinking about this post today and realizing that having the guy who ran on "drain the swamp" create a literal swamp in the national mall is so on-the-nose no one would go for it in the writers' room
June 22, 2026 at 4:34 PM
Thinking about this post today and realizing that having the guy who ran on "drain the swamp" create a literal swamp in the national mall is so on-the-nose no one would go for it in the writers' room
The good news is he can't live forever. The bad news is neither can we.
June 6, 2026 at 1:12 AM
The good news is he can't live forever. The bad news is neither can we.
A movie couple who definitely have a podcast
April 9, 2026 at 5:31 PM
A movie couple who definitely have a podcast
Have the Artemis II mission stream playing in the while I work and it's very pleasant background sound.
As a bonus, I got to hear a crew member ask Houston to confirm the spelling of a lunar feature.
It's Zeeman's Crater. With a Z...sounded a little different over radio.
As a bonus, I got to hear a crew member ask Houston to confirm the spelling of a lunar feature.
It's Zeeman's Crater. With a Z...sounded a little different over radio.
April 6, 2026 at 9:19 PM
Have the Artemis II mission stream playing in the while I work and it's very pleasant background sound.
As a bonus, I got to hear a crew member ask Houston to confirm the spelling of a lunar feature.
It's Zeeman's Crater. With a Z...sounded a little different over radio.
As a bonus, I got to hear a crew member ask Houston to confirm the spelling of a lunar feature.
It's Zeeman's Crater. With a Z...sounded a little different over radio.
🎶 Little ditty
About Jack and Diane
Two little feral kids
Livin in a trash can 🎶
About Jack and Diane
Two little feral kids
Livin in a trash can 🎶
April 2, 2026 at 6:38 PM
🎶 Little ditty
About Jack and Diane
Two little feral kids
Livin in a trash can 🎶
About Jack and Diane
Two little feral kids
Livin in a trash can 🎶
Candy corn is technically edible tho and also does not attempt to flirt
February 15, 2026 at 12:11 AM
Candy corn is technically edible tho and also does not attempt to flirt
This is going to be a meme reply for me now
February 13, 2026 at 12:58 PM
This is going to be a meme reply for me now
Was watching a 30 Rock clip on YouTube and, Y'ALL
😵
😵
February 6, 2026 at 2:27 PM
Was watching a 30 Rock clip on YouTube and, Y'ALL
😵
😵
"I was just following orders" energy
November 12, 2025 at 3:35 AM
"I was just following orders" energy
When you swear you're ok after last call
November 12, 2025 at 3:20 AM
When you swear you're ok after last call
I haven't been in much but I am in this new reality thing called "How to Lose a Democracy in Ten Years"
November 12, 2025 at 3:19 AM
I haven't been in much but I am in this new reality thing called "How to Lose a Democracy in Ten Years"
Myconid homecoming at our #dungeonsanddragons session
December 1, 2024 at 9:09 PM
Myconid homecoming at our #dungeonsanddragons session
Late but here is my Halloween costume
November 4, 2024 at 3:13 AM
Late but here is my Halloween costume
Reposted by Denise
I bet driving through a house feels so good for the car
November 1, 2024 at 6:50 PM
I bet driving through a house feels so good for the car
Huh, came in under the half million mark
September 18, 2024 at 9:48 PM
Huh, came in under the half million mark
Fun fact: if you buy those swedish crisp bread things that come in the brown paper packaging, they will shed an alarming amount of white powder in your reusable shopping bag which you won't notice but the cashier *will* the next time you go to the store
August 4, 2024 at 3:49 PM
Fun fact: if you buy those swedish crisp bread things that come in the brown paper packaging, they will shed an alarming amount of white powder in your reusable shopping bag which you won't notice but the cashier *will* the next time you go to the store
"Welcome to how Internet Explorer felt."
-Me to old knife I'm using to open box of new knives
-Me to old knife I'm using to open box of new knives
March 10, 2024 at 5:27 PM
"Welcome to how Internet Explorer felt."
-Me to old knife I'm using to open box of new knives
-Me to old knife I'm using to open box of new knives
Happy Leap Day Eve!
Don't forget to leave an egg out tonight for Danny DeVito.
Don't forget to leave an egg out tonight for Danny DeVito.
February 28, 2024 at 5:31 PM
Happy Leap Day Eve!
Don't forget to leave an egg out tonight for Danny DeVito.
Don't forget to leave an egg out tonight for Danny DeVito.
Reposted by Denise
some dumps are home dumps
September 8, 2023 at 6:04 PM
some dumps are home dumps