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Ed Sheeran getting just absolutely rolled on the socials tonight.
September 16, 2026 at 3:04 AM
the "Big Dick Toilet Guy" is back
get a load of this woman Fox Business has in Bartiromo's old chair. She's somehow kookier than Maria!
September 15, 2026 at 12:59 PM
brain damage level 10000
Trump says he will cut off all trade entirely with "some nations" unless the Fed lowers interest rates
September 13, 2026 at 8:16 PM
is this not the plotline of The Matrix?
Look up a Swiss company called Last Spark. They’re using Human tissue to power AI & data centers
September 11, 2026 at 12:34 AM
The Woman with the Tattooed Hands
YouTube video by Atmosphere - Topic
www.youtube.com
August 18, 2026 at 8:02 PM
This guy is completely incapable of being coached by his media people. Not sure if hubris or dementia, but doesn't really matter.
Trump: These young beautiful girls, these young beautiful girls, these young beautiful girls in the White House, they come in. Now I'm not supposed to say beautiful, but what the hell. These young, these gorgeous, beautiful girls, they want to be safe and they come say Mr. President, thank you, sir.
August 15, 2026 at 1:34 PM
Land doesn't vote. People vote. Also, you're just totally glossing over the Iron Range, but whatever
Tom Emmer: "Minnesota doesn't necessarily lean Democrat. In fact, if you look at the 2024 presidential heat map, it is overwhelmingly red. There is a blue dot essentially in the Twin Cities."
August 11, 2026 at 7:33 PM
Man, Mad Season made some great music. It's even sadder that it was a forthright attempt to get Layne Staley into an environment conducive to helping him get clean, which obviously/sadly didn't work...

www.youtube.com/watch?v=x6E0...
Mad Season - Wake Up (Live at the Moore, Seattle, 1995)
YouTube video by MadSeasonVEVO
www.youtube.com
August 8, 2026 at 11:00 PM
It's amazing to me how many people out there, upon seeing "new stadium plans" for professional sports teams... think that the ownership of those teams has any interest at heart other than their bottom line.
August 4, 2026 at 9:44 PM
Taylor Hawkins back from the dead
July 19, 2026 at 8:07 PM
This should be an SNL skit with Nate Bargatze as God.
GOD: and there shall be a profession known as LIFEGUARD

ANGEL: to whom will we give this great responsibility of guarding lives?

GOD: teenagers

ANGEL: ah...so they have their entire lives to devote to it

GOD: no just like part time for a summer
July 15, 2026 at 9:21 PM
Proposed new USAC rule: no more in-race cameras on bikes or privately operated drones. sick of seeing all the drama people post to socials.
June 28, 2026 at 10:09 PM
#austriangp Q3 was some kind of bullshits
June 28, 2026 at 12:07 AM
"Cat 3 dudes in their 30's complaining about junior riders in crits", a tale as old as time.
June 6, 2026 at 10:48 PM
Feelin’ like a social tool, without a use
May 30, 2026 at 11:07 AM
time to bring this banger back, after over a decade

www.youtube.com/watch?v=L-Eo...
Ebola in Town - Shadow & Kuzzy of 2Kings
YouTube video by Simon Rune Both
www.youtube.com
May 18, 2026 at 11:50 AM
suckers
April 7, 2026 at 5:41 PM
syphillis
Tuesday will be Power Plant Day, and Bridge Day, all wrapped up in one, in Iran. There will be nothing like it! ! ! Open the Fuckin’ Strait, you crazy bastards, or you’ll be living in Hell - JUST WATCH! Praise be to Allah. President DONALD J. TRUMP
April 5, 2026 at 12:30 PM
Precisely how. much money did Enve Composites blow on plastering their logo on Schumacher's RLL Indycar, only to trundle around at the back and get zero TV time (other than getting lapped)?
March 30, 2026 at 3:00 AM
Matje attacked on the Taaienberg today?

Who does he think he is? Tom Boonen?
March 27, 2026 at 7:35 PM
THIS IS NOT A TV STUDIO, JOSH!!! TURN THOSE LIGHTS OUT
March 3, 2026 at 6:16 PM
Reposted by DerKruser
The elder millennial existence consists entirely of alternating geopolitical and financial crises
March 1, 2026 at 12:43 AM
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February 15, 2026 at 10:02 PM