Detective Twatson
@detectivetwatson.bsky.social
She's/They're a comedian, philosopher, detective, scientist, vegan chef, bad bitch witch. This is TWATSON.
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Fire Horse is firing
June 17, 2026 at 7:58 AM
Fire Horse is firing
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It's enlightening seeing someone you asked something for and were told they didn't have the spoons, but then they turn around and give literally exactly what was asked for to someone else.
April 18, 2026 at 7:47 PM
It's enlightening seeing someone you asked something for and were told they didn't have the spoons, but then they turn around and give literally exactly what was asked for to someone else.
It's enlightening seeing someone you asked something for and were told they didn't have the spoons, but then they turn around and give literally exactly what was asked for to someone else.
April 18, 2026 at 7:47 PM
It's enlightening seeing someone you asked something for and were told they didn't have the spoons, but then they turn around and give literally exactly what was asked for to someone else.
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To be within the Imperial Core, in the belly of the beast, means we get to shred through it from the inside.
The Global South has been sending messages from outside the beast’s body for so long, and they and the messages of Indigenous people within have finally reached the majority inside.
The Global South has been sending messages from outside the beast’s body for so long, and they and the messages of Indigenous people within have finally reached the majority inside.
April 18, 2026 at 5:09 PM
To be within the Imperial Core, in the belly of the beast, means we get to shred through it from the inside.
The Global South has been sending messages from outside the beast’s body for so long, and they and the messages of Indigenous people within have finally reached the majority inside.
The Global South has been sending messages from outside the beast’s body for so long, and they and the messages of Indigenous people within have finally reached the majority inside.
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We are in a time of critical mass.
This is a turning point.
Keep heeding the call from those on the ground, exercise critical thinking, and sharpen to shred.
This is a turning point.
Keep heeding the call from those on the ground, exercise critical thinking, and sharpen to shred.
April 18, 2026 at 5:09 PM
We are in a time of critical mass.
This is a turning point.
Keep heeding the call from those on the ground, exercise critical thinking, and sharpen to shred.
This is a turning point.
Keep heeding the call from those on the ground, exercise critical thinking, and sharpen to shred.
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New piece up on how it is the sinewy parts between us that make genuine sustained community.
www.liberationtoolbox.io/whom/
www.liberationtoolbox.io/whom/
Whom Can You Nourish?
Sustained community is the sinewy, connected parts between us.
www.liberationtoolbox.io
February 4, 2026 at 2:31 PM
New piece up on how it is the sinewy parts between us that make genuine sustained community.
www.liberationtoolbox.io/whom/
www.liberationtoolbox.io/whom/
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Reminder to look up behind and around before unlocking your phone and while viewing anything on it.
We are being surveilled everywhere.
Don’t make it easier for them.
We are being surveilled everywhere.
Don’t make it easier for them.
February 7, 2026 at 1:58 PM
Reminder to look up behind and around before unlocking your phone and while viewing anything on it.
We are being surveilled everywhere.
Don’t make it easier for them.
We are being surveilled everywhere.
Don’t make it easier for them.
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We cannot expect justice from a system that kills justice for a living. This is the police, prisons, CBP. This is Empire. We will never find justice there.
Liberation will only come through abolition.
Liberation will only come through abolition.
February 7, 2026 at 7:10 PM
We cannot expect justice from a system that kills justice for a living. This is the police, prisons, CBP. This is Empire. We will never find justice there.
Liberation will only come through abolition.
Liberation will only come through abolition.
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The Epstein Files are a handbook of capitalist colonialism, championed and faithfully recorded by every one of its authors and every one of its followers.
February 7, 2026 at 7:10 PM
The Epstein Files are a handbook of capitalist colonialism, championed and faithfully recorded by every one of its authors and every one of its followers.
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Remember that Epstein is not the sole center, he is merely one point in a vast web that spans across every aspect of the United States, internally, and internationally.
February 7, 2026 at 7:10 PM
Remember that Epstein is not the sole center, he is merely one point in a vast web that spans across every aspect of the United States, internally, and internationally.
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Assume someone somewhere is running a search at anytime. Assume facial recognition is always on everywhere there is a Ring camera.
February 9, 2026 at 1:03 PM
Assume someone somewhere is running a search at anytime. Assume facial recognition is always on everywhere there is a Ring camera.
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They are abducting and arresting journalists, witnesses, and truth tellers.
So we must ALL become journalists, witnesses, and truth tellers.
So we must ALL become journalists, witnesses, and truth tellers.
January 30, 2026 at 5:07 PM
They are abducting and arresting journalists, witnesses, and truth tellers.
So we must ALL become journalists, witnesses, and truth tellers.
So we must ALL become journalists, witnesses, and truth tellers.
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We will still be queer, trans, gender nonbinary, and genderqueer no matter what our passports say.
In fact, as history shows, the more they try to silence and shut us down, we only get louder, stronger, FIERCER & QUEERER.
In fact, as history shows, the more they try to silence and shut us down, we only get louder, stronger, FIERCER & QUEERER.
November 9, 2025 at 7:17 PM
We will still be queer, trans, gender nonbinary, and genderqueer no matter what our passports say.
In fact, as history shows, the more they try to silence and shut us down, we only get louder, stronger, FIERCER & QUEERER.
In fact, as history shows, the more they try to silence and shut us down, we only get louder, stronger, FIERCER & QUEERER.
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The vulnerabilities of these AI browsers are overwhelming. Exploits could feasibly access appointments, contacts, email, banking, albums, personal, and any other connected service.
Don’t open that box.
Don’t open that box.
November 6, 2025 at 5:05 PM
The vulnerabilities of these AI browsers are overwhelming. Exploits could feasibly access appointments, contacts, email, banking, albums, personal, and any other connected service.
Don’t open that box.
Don’t open that box.
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I recommend AGAINST using an AI (agentic) browser like OpenAI’s Atlas or Perplexity’s Comet at this time.
These platforms have not worked out the bare minimum privacy and security issues of agent AI access and sharing.
These platforms have not worked out the bare minimum privacy and security issues of agent AI access and sharing.
November 6, 2025 at 5:05 PM
I recommend AGAINST using an AI (agentic) browser like OpenAI’s Atlas or Perplexity’s Comet at this time.
These platforms have not worked out the bare minimum privacy and security issues of agent AI access and sharing.
These platforms have not worked out the bare minimum privacy and security issues of agent AI access and sharing.
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Recording and running people through databases without their consent using Meta Glasses makes you still a glasshole.
November 3, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Recording and running people through databases without their consent using Meta Glasses makes you still a glasshole.
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white dominant culture, colonialism, cis het binaries, ChatGPT, land theft, billionaires, Big Tech, and oppression.
I DO NOT CONSENT.
Always learn more at liberationtoolbox.io
I DO NOT CONSENT.
Always learn more at liberationtoolbox.io
Liberation Toolbox by YK Hong
Liberatory Strategy + Tech Justice for our expansive world
liberationtoolbox.io
November 3, 2025 at 4:54 PM
white dominant culture, colonialism, cis het binaries, ChatGPT, land theft, billionaires, Big Tech, and oppression.
I DO NOT CONSENT.
Always learn more at liberationtoolbox.io
I DO NOT CONSENT.
Always learn more at liberationtoolbox.io
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I DO NOT CONSENT.
Without consent, there is only violence.
I do not consent to fascism, surveillance, people recording without explicit permission, policing, prisons, facial recognition, biometric theft, I CE, borders,
Without consent, there is only violence.
I do not consent to fascism, surveillance, people recording without explicit permission, policing, prisons, facial recognition, biometric theft, I CE, borders,
November 3, 2025 at 4:54 PM
I DO NOT CONSENT.
Without consent, there is only violence.
I do not consent to fascism, surveillance, people recording without explicit permission, policing, prisons, facial recognition, biometric theft, I CE, borders,
Without consent, there is only violence.
I do not consent to fascism, surveillance, people recording without explicit permission, policing, prisons, facial recognition, biometric theft, I CE, borders,
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An emergency Jamaica relief website has been set up with focused supply lists, financial support link, and updates:
supportjamaica.gov.jm
supportjamaica.gov.jm
Support Jamaica – Official Disaster Relief & Recovery Portal
Join hands with the Government of Jamaica. Support national disaster relief, locate shelters,
and stay informed on Hurricane Melissa updates.
supportjamaica.gov.jm
October 30, 2025 at 7:36 PM
An emergency Jamaica relief website has been set up with focused supply lists, financial support link, and updates:
supportjamaica.gov.jm
supportjamaica.gov.jm
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An extremely timely site to help you find free or reduced-cost food, housing, supplies, transportation, financial assistance, health care, education, employment resources, legal support, and more:
findhelp.org
findhelp.org
findhelp.org by findhelp - Search and Connect to Social Care
Search and connect to support. Find financial assistance, food pantries, medical care, and other free or reduced-cost help in your area, anywhere in the US.
findhelp.org
October 26, 2025 at 7:17 PM
An extremely timely site to help you find free or reduced-cost food, housing, supplies, transportation, financial assistance, health care, education, employment resources, legal support, and more:
findhelp.org
findhelp.org
Leafblowers are the worst.
October 28, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Leafblowers are the worst.