maya
@devoingo.bsky.social
being a selfish asshole seems to be my entire thing
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Who the hell cares about the birds? Screw the birds!
June 29, 2026 at 1:04 PM
Who the hell cares about the birds? Screw the birds!
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how is it even possible that you are so loud online? shut the hell up!
June 30, 2026 at 10:24 AM
how is it even possible that you are so loud online? shut the hell up!
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Whore rights!
June 30, 2026 at 11:04 AM
Whore rights!
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Eagle eyed viewers will notice the B on his hat as a sly nod to the name Bob
June 30, 2026 at 3:10 PM
Eagle eyed viewers will notice the B on his hat as a sly nod to the name Bob
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also forgot to post this suselle here >< #deltarune
June 28, 2026 at 9:42 PM
also forgot to post this suselle here >< #deltarune
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i love you forever joey jordison notebook
April 25, 2025 at 9:17 PM
i love you forever joey jordison notebook
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Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
February 16,1946
February 16,1946
February 16, 2026 at 3:50 PM
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
February 16,1946
February 16,1946
literally what the fuck was i talking about
i miss when bluesky’s algorithm would just show you a post with 0 likes from some random ass dude that said like “hello Bluesky! #whydidyouleavetwitter Because i got banned for posting sandwich porn :(“
December 30, 2025 at 7:54 AM
literally what the fuck was i talking about
with the for you feed, it is now finally possible to doomscroll on bsky
December 27, 2025 at 4:25 AM
with the for you feed, it is now finally possible to doomscroll on bsky
bsky should get real woke and allow us to add alt text to our banners and profile pics
December 27, 2025 at 4:24 AM
bsky should get real woke and allow us to add alt text to our banners and profile pics
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Just burped during breakfast and another membrane appeared.
December 23, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Just burped during breakfast and another membrane appeared.
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THEY'VE PUT ME ON THE POCKETSTATION COOP. I'M BEING RENDERED IN A 32 BY 32 GRID OF MONOCHROME PIXELS. THE BOYS BACK AT QUANTICO SAID THEY'RE GOING TO RELOCATE ME TO A "DOKO DEMO ISSYO" UNTIL THEY CAN GET THIS STRAIGHTENED OUT.
December 13, 2025 at 9:24 PM
THEY'VE PUT ME ON THE POCKETSTATION COOP. I'M BEING RENDERED IN A 32 BY 32 GRID OF MONOCHROME PIXELS. THE BOYS BACK AT QUANTICO SAID THEY'RE GOING TO RELOCATE ME TO A "DOKO DEMO ISSYO" UNTIL THEY CAN GET THIS STRAIGHTENED OUT.
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When a cop pats you down, they aren’t necessarily looking for diarrhea, but if you have any on you, they’re gonna find it, and they’ll never believe you were holding it for a friend.
October 11, 2025 at 7:11 PM
When a cop pats you down, they aren’t necessarily looking for diarrhea, but if you have any on you, they’re gonna find it, and they’ll never believe you were holding it for a friend.
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To me, after the second clown gets out of the clown car the gag stops being funny
November 9, 2025 at 8:24 PM
To me, after the second clown gets out of the clown car the gag stops being funny
