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How is he going to bring sexy back if they arrest his hampton?
March 21, 2026 at 1:47 PM
How is he going to bring sexy back if they arrest his hampton?
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Are we in Lent yet? I want to carry on exactly as before but I need to know when to start.
March 7, 2026 at 7:35 AM
Are we in Lent yet? I want to carry on exactly as before but I need to know when to start.
This is why I have so many erstwhilst friends
Going to start using the word whilst just to piss people off.
March 4, 2026 at 1:34 PM
This is why I have so many erstwhilst friends
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February 9, 2026 at 11:06 PM
subscriptions >>> shop.viz.co.uk/viz353bs
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I wish people would stop referring to their own novels as their ‘babies’. We don’t generally try to sell babies in supermarkets, rate them two stars on Amazon, or pulp them into hamster bedding if not enough people like them.
February 4, 2026 at 2:59 PM
I wish people would stop referring to their own novels as their ‘babies’. We don’t generally try to sell babies in supermarkets, rate them two stars on Amazon, or pulp them into hamster bedding if not enough people like them.
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Go round the outside.
December 30, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Go round the outside.
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The Spirit of Dark and Lonely Water getting desperate in his methods...
December 27, 2025 at 8:59 AM
The Spirit of Dark and Lonely Water getting desperate in his methods...
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Brain: I'm going to sing the first line of Driving Home For Christmas all day, ok?
My mind: Please don't, I've never liked it.
Brain: OK, fair enough, let's have Another Rock 'n' Roll Christmas instead then!
My mind: i give up
My mind: Please don't, I've never liked it.
Brain: OK, fair enough, let's have Another Rock 'n' Roll Christmas instead then!
My mind: i give up
December 23, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Brain: I'm going to sing the first line of Driving Home For Christmas all day, ok?
My mind: Please don't, I've never liked it.
Brain: OK, fair enough, let's have Another Rock 'n' Roll Christmas instead then!
My mind: i give up
My mind: Please don't, I've never liked it.
Brain: OK, fair enough, let's have Another Rock 'n' Roll Christmas instead then!
My mind: i give up
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McConaissance Quietly Concludes
December 22, 2025 at 5:00 PM
McConaissance Quietly Concludes
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Look what we just made with these Lego style building blocks 😊😂
December 23, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Look what we just made with these Lego style building blocks 😊😂
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Never let the printer see that you’re in a hurry. Just act natural; it can smell fear.
June 2, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Never let the printer see that you’re in a hurry. Just act natural; it can smell fear.
Loving my Spotify ‘wrapped’,they should rename it ‘who gives a fucking shit’
December 14, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Loving my Spotify ‘wrapped’,they should rename it ‘who gives a fucking shit’
Touching The Void, Christmas movie right?
December 13, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Touching The Void, Christmas movie right?
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It’s Monday, or as I like to call it, motherfucker.
December 8, 2025 at 10:29 AM
It’s Monday, or as I like to call it, motherfucker.
(Listening to French radio)
“Oh no, Jamiroquai must have died”
“Oh no, Jamiroquai must have died”
November 26, 2025 at 8:03 PM
(Listening to French radio)
“Oh no, Jamiroquai must have died”
“Oh no, Jamiroquai must have died”
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emailing in a semi-literate manner isn’t a sign of stupidity, it’s another form of rich asshole arrogance because you don’t think you owe anyone coherent thoughts
November 13, 2025 at 3:27 AM
emailing in a semi-literate manner isn’t a sign of stupidity, it’s another form of rich asshole arrogance because you don’t think you owe anyone coherent thoughts
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Might read a book. 📕
Only joking , going to look at my phone while a shit film plays in the background that I’ve seen at least 3 times and eat sugar until the anxiety is so overwhelming I have to go to bed. 😉
Only joking , going to look at my phone while a shit film plays in the background that I’ve seen at least 3 times and eat sugar until the anxiety is so overwhelming I have to go to bed. 😉
November 3, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Might read a book. 📕
Only joking , going to look at my phone while a shit film plays in the background that I’ve seen at least 3 times and eat sugar until the anxiety is so overwhelming I have to go to bed. 😉
Only joking , going to look at my phone while a shit film plays in the background that I’ve seen at least 3 times and eat sugar until the anxiety is so overwhelming I have to go to bed. 😉
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It's called a napkin because it's soaked in chloroform.
November 3, 2025 at 6:31 AM
It's called a napkin because it's soaked in chloroform.
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After careful consideration I've decided to withdraw from private life as well.
October 19, 2025 at 12:05 AM
After careful consideration I've decided to withdraw from private life as well.