David Paxton
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David Paxton
@dfpaxton.bsky.social
· Jul 5
The Tour de France is off for another year... sadly the last coverage by the ITV4 team, after nearly forty years from the original Channel 4 daily highlights programme.
It's time to give my yearly opinion that this man is overdue a Knighthood!
It's time to give my yearly opinion that this man is overdue a Knighthood!
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Judge: How do you plead?
Cunt: Legitimate concerns.
Cunt: Legitimate concerns.
September 18, 2026 at 4:26 PM
Judge: How do you plead?
Cunt: Legitimate concerns.
Cunt: Legitimate concerns.
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The first rule of Norman Collier club is ou alk ut orm er club.
September 8, 2026 at 6:57 PM
The first rule of Norman Collier club is ou alk ut orm er club.
Alas, Mr. Hartley- the last remaining copy was scanned and shredded six months ago...
August 31, 2026 at 10:03 AM
Alas, Mr. Hartley- the last remaining copy was scanned and shredded six months ago...
Out getting groceries earlier and listening to music- first song on shuffle was Tim Curry, "I'm Going Home"... made the sad news when I got home easier to read.
August 26, 2026 at 4:43 PM
Out getting groceries earlier and listening to music- first song on shuffle was Tim Curry, "I'm Going Home"... made the sad news when I got home easier to read.
Si... ha ha ha... Siii
July 19, 2026 at 9:43 PM
Si... ha ha ha... Siii
July 14, 2026 at 6:20 PM
New historical evidence surfaces that proves they always had helmets with horns...
July 5, 2026 at 10:29 PM
New historical evidence surfaces that proves they always had helmets with horns...
A photographer just managed to get a candid pic of Andy Burnham watching BBC News....
May 8, 2026 at 5:51 PM
A photographer just managed to get a candid pic of Andy Burnham watching BBC News....
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Finally, Paulo Rivera and I can show off our ROGUE TROOPER MOVIE posters. First time we've collaborated since he did the covers for The Twelve. I, a Limey, did the US 1-sheet; Paulo, a Yank, did the British Quad. Makes sense! Thanks to @manmademoon.bsky.social for the opportunity!
In celebration of the ROGUE TROOPER PREMIER being announced at the magnificent ANNECY INTERNATIONAL ANIMATION FILM FESTIVAL & MARKET this June, (that was a mouthful,) clamp your sensors on these POSTERS from Paolo Rivera and Chris Weston respectively-
April 28, 2026 at 4:34 PM
Finally, Paulo Rivera and I can show off our ROGUE TROOPER MOVIE posters. First time we've collaborated since he did the covers for The Twelve. I, a Limey, did the US 1-sheet; Paulo, a Yank, did the British Quad. Makes sense! Thanks to @manmademoon.bsky.social for the opportunity!
It would absolutely end my career in disgrace, but if I was the navy diver who gets to the Artemis capsule first, I'd look through in the window wearing a chimp mask... some things are just worth doing.
April 10, 2026 at 5:41 PM
It would absolutely end my career in disgrace, but if I was the navy diver who gets to the Artemis capsule first, I'd look through in the window wearing a chimp mask... some things are just worth doing.
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Scarred For Life Hall of Famer HARTLEY HARE, operated and voiced by the great Nigel Plaskitt, was the undoubted star of ITV kid's show Pipkins (1973). He was vain, arrogant, conceited, and looked like he'd had a brush with myxomatosis. I adore him.
April 2, 2026 at 5:33 PM
Scarred For Life Hall of Famer HARTLEY HARE, operated and voiced by the great Nigel Plaskitt, was the undoubted star of ITV kid's show Pipkins (1973). He was vain, arrogant, conceited, and looked like he'd had a brush with myxomatosis. I adore him.
There's a rocket taking off for the moon, whilst a pointless war continues. Sadly not getting the Sixties Vibe like last time...
April 1, 2026 at 2:19 PM
There's a rocket taking off for the moon, whilst a pointless war continues. Sadly not getting the Sixties Vibe like last time...
Some days, at this time of year, you feel that happy springtime is on the way...
February 23, 2026 at 6:38 PM
Some days, at this time of year, you feel that happy springtime is on the way...
Standing in the queue for the afternoon showing of Melania.
January 31, 2026 at 12:39 PM
Standing in the queue for the afternoon showing of Melania.
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In six days god created heaven and earth. On the seventh day, in the interests of BBC balance and impartiality, Laura Kuenssberg interviewed satan.
November 10, 2025 at 5:32 PM
In six days god created heaven and earth. On the seventh day, in the interests of BBC balance and impartiality, Laura Kuenssberg interviewed satan.
Big Gerry fae Paisley now wonders why he ever feckin' bothered...
October 25, 2025 at 10:47 AM
Big Gerry fae Paisley now wonders why he ever feckin' bothered...
Hooray! Now out of print and containing the complete HMS Nightshade.
Found it on onlineshop.oxfam.org.uk
for twenty-five quid, 1st printing and in excellent condition!!
Found it on onlineshop.oxfam.org.uk
for twenty-five quid, 1st printing and in excellent condition!!
September 24, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Hooray! Now out of print and containing the complete HMS Nightshade.
Found it on onlineshop.oxfam.org.uk
for twenty-five quid, 1st printing and in excellent condition!!
Found it on onlineshop.oxfam.org.uk
for twenty-five quid, 1st printing and in excellent condition!!
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#SuperseabirdSunday? I've got super puffins in Crown Studio Gallery each and every day. As original paintings, prints, cards, mugs and other goodies. See also crownstudiogallery.myshopify.com
September 21, 2025 at 8:37 AM
#SuperseabirdSunday? I've got super puffins in Crown Studio Gallery each and every day. As original paintings, prints, cards, mugs and other goodies. See also crownstudiogallery.myshopify.com
It breaks my heart to see our proud British Royal Family pandering to nonces that they're not even related to. #thiscuntrysfinished
September 17, 2025 at 5:15 PM
It breaks my heart to see our proud British Royal Family pandering to nonces that they're not even related to. #thiscuntrysfinished
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September 15, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Larry Tesler, inventor of the cut, copy, and paste commands, dies at 74
Larry Tesler, inventor of the cut, copy, and paste commands, dies at 74
September 16, 2025 at 10:40 AM
Larry Tesler, inventor of the cut, copy, and paste commands, dies at 74
“Think back to your childhood. Do you remember when the anxiety started?”
September 15, 2025 at 4:59 PM
“Think back to your childhood. Do you remember when the anxiety started?”