Danny Glasser
@dglasser.bsky.social
Past: @Microsoft, #MSNMessenger, @HugoHouse.
Present: Satirist.
Brooklyn native. Husband, father, inventor of the #TypingIndicator. He/Him.
Closed captioned for the humor impaired.
Present: Satirist.
Brooklyn native. Husband, father, inventor of the #TypingIndicator. He/Him.
Closed captioned for the humor impaired.
TIL that if not for birthright citizenship, the U.S. men’s team wouldn’t have a chance: www.npr.org/2026/06/19/n...
U.S. striker Folarin Balogun could be the key in match against Australia
When the United States plays Australia in the World Cup on Friday, U.S. striker Folarin Balogun will be a key to the attack. He scored two goals in the opener against Paraguay.
www.npr.org
June 19, 2026 at 4:22 PM
TIL that if not for birthright citizenship, the U.S. men’s team wouldn’t have a chance: www.npr.org/2026/06/19/n...
I have no opinion about this Aubrey Plaza news other than that I hope she names the baby Irving.
April 8, 2026 at 11:33 PM
I have no opinion about this Aubrey Plaza news other than that I hope she names the baby Irving.
Attended the 2026 season opener of Exotics@RTC yesterday. It never ceases to amaze me how many people drive all the way from Montana to show off their cars.
April 5, 2026 at 5:57 PM
Attended the 2026 season opener of Exotics@RTC yesterday. It never ceases to amaze me how many people drive all the way from Montana to show off their cars.
True story: Whenever a medical professional asks my consent to use AI-based audio recording software, I respond in a loud, clear voice, “I for one welcome our robot overlords.”
March 16, 2026 at 10:24 PM
True story: Whenever a medical professional asks my consent to use AI-based audio recording software, I respond in a loud, clear voice, “I for one welcome our robot overlords.”
Next she’s going to try to convince us she’s not really a mermaid.
In @nytopinion.nytimes.com
The character “Daryl Hannah” portrayed in the TV series “Love Story,” Daryl Hannah writes, “is not even a remotely accurate representation of my life, my conduct or my relationship” with John F. Kennedy Jr.
The character “Daryl Hannah” portrayed in the TV series “Love Story,” Daryl Hannah writes, “is not even a remotely accurate representation of my life, my conduct or my relationship” with John F. Kennedy Jr.
Opinion | Daryl Hannah: How Can ‘Love Story’ Get Away With This?
The character “Daryl Hannah” in “Love Story” is not even a remotely accurate representation of my life or my conduct — and these kinds of lies don’t go away.
nyti.ms
March 7, 2026 at 2:59 PM
Next she’s going to try to convince us she’s not really a mermaid.
Forty years ago today, #JoeJackson recorded the song “Forty Years.” History might not repeat itself, but it certainly rhymes.
youtu.be/YMbBRHNjyuE?si
youtu.be/YMbBRHNjyuE?si
Forty Years (Live At The Roundabout Theatre, New York City/1986)
YouTube video by Joe Jackson - Topic
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January 23, 2026 at 8:43 PM
Forty years ago today, #JoeJackson recorded the song “Forty Years.” History might not repeat itself, but it certainly rhymes.
youtu.be/YMbBRHNjyuE?si
youtu.be/YMbBRHNjyuE?si
Yesterday I received an email informing me that my November 2025 ballot has been validated and counted. A ballot I received in the mail, completed at home at my own convenience, and sent back via mail (no postage required). #VoteWA
November 1, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Yesterday I received an email informing me that my November 2025 ballot has been validated and counted. A ballot I received in the mail, completed at home at my own convenience, and sent back via mail (no postage required). #VoteWA
In fairness, a Subway sandwich, taken orally, is a deadly weapon.
August 15, 2025 at 5:31 AM
In fairness, a Subway sandwich, taken orally, is a deadly weapon.
As a former #Microsoft employee, it’s especially gratifying to see Gates and Allen enter the Hall of Fame together.
The Pro Football Hall of Fame class of 2025 featured four NFL legends: Eric Allen, Jared Allen, Antonio Gates and Sterling Sharpe.
During their speeches, it became apparent that the lessons they learned were just as unique as their accomplishments.
🔗: http://dlvr.it/TMH01n
During their speeches, it became apparent that the lessons they learned were just as unique as their accomplishments.
🔗: http://dlvr.it/TMH01n
August 7, 2025 at 9:28 PM
As a former #Microsoft employee, it’s especially gratifying to see Gates and Allen enter the Hall of Fame together.
If they can’t be bothered to learn that it’s called DOL and not DMV in Washington State, they don’t deserve to keep their scammer certification.
June 26, 2025 at 3:28 PM
If they can’t be bothered to learn that it’s called DOL and not DMV in Washington State, they don’t deserve to keep their scammer certification.
#HotTake: Any list of the ten best movies of the 21st Century that doesn’t include #LittleMissSunshine is simply wrong.
June 26, 2025 at 6:13 AM
#HotTake: Any list of the ten best movies of the 21st Century that doesn’t include #LittleMissSunshine is simply wrong.
Christmas is six months away. Have you started shopping yet?
June 26, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Christmas is six months away. Have you started shopping yet?
Back in the day, a few of us developers talked about creating our own SDE recruiting poster for #Microsoft. We never did, but with a little persistence, I was able to get ChatGPT to create this mock-up:
June 9, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Back in the day, a few of us developers talked about creating our own SDE recruiting poster for #Microsoft. We never did, but with a little persistence, I was able to get ChatGPT to create this mock-up:
The best part of official support for an iPad version of #WhatsApp is that after seven years, I can finally delete my daily “WhatsApp for iPad” Google alert.
May 28, 2025 at 9:44 PM
The best part of official support for an iPad version of #WhatsApp is that after seven years, I can finally delete my daily “WhatsApp for iPad” Google alert.
I’m kind of disappointed Carney didn’t say, “We’d welcome the United States as Canada’s eleventh province.”
In the Oval Office, Prime Minister Mark Carney said Canada was “not for sale.” President Trump replied, “Never say never.” It was their first meeting since Carney won a stunning election on an anti-Trump platform.
Trump Administration Live Updates: Canada Is ‘Not for Sale,’ Its Leader Says. Trump Replies, ‘Never Say Never’
www.nytimes.com
May 6, 2025 at 9:41 PM
I’m kind of disappointed Carney didn’t say, “We’d welcome the United States as Canada’s eleventh province.”
I can’t believe these are the guys who are going to choose the next pope.
April 22, 2025 at 1:59 PM
I can’t believe these are the guys who are going to choose the next pope.
This evening I saw a Tesla Model S with a Pagliacci Pizza delivery flag driving down West Mercer Way. If there’s something more #MercerIsland than that, I don’t know what it is.
April 22, 2025 at 5:28 AM
This evening I saw a Tesla Model S with a Pagliacci Pizza delivery flag driving down West Mercer Way. If there’s something more #MercerIsland than that, I don’t know what it is.
I guess I can no longer say, “James Dolan may be the worst team owner in major professional sports, but at least he hasn’t screwed up the Rangers.”
Rangers F Artemi Panarin and Madison Square Garden Sports, the company that owns the team, paid financial settlements to a team employee last year after she alleged that Panarin sexually assaulted her, sources tell The Athletic's Katie Strang.
More ⤵️
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More ⤵️
http://dlvr.it/TKCl5h
April 18, 2025 at 3:25 PM
I guess I can no longer say, “James Dolan may be the worst team owner in major professional sports, but at least he hasn’t screwed up the Rangers.”
History may not repeat itself, but it does rhyme #dontbeevil
Breaking News: Google acted illegally to maintain a monopoly in some online advertising technology, a federal judge ruled.
Google Is a Monopolist in Online Advertising Tech, Judge Says
The ruling was the second time in a year that a federal court had found that Google had acted illegally to maintain its dominance.
www.nytimes.com
April 17, 2025 at 3:14 PM
History may not repeat itself, but it does rhyme #dontbeevil
Whenever I see someone wearing one of these on the streets of a European city, I have to resist the urge to ask them their feelings on the Mets signing Juan Soto during the offseason.
April 13, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Whenever I see someone wearing one of these on the streets of a European city, I have to resist the urge to ask them their feelings on the Mets signing Juan Soto during the offseason.
Thought for the day: If you’re in a London pub and want to make it obvious that you’re a tourist, order a pint of Guinness.
April 11, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Thought for the day: If you’re in a London pub and want to make it obvious that you’re a tourist, order a pint of Guinness.
Can somebody tell me which George R. R. Martin book I need to read to find out what happens in #Severance season 3?
March 22, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Can somebody tell me which George R. R. Martin book I need to read to find out what happens in #Severance season 3?
I’m so disappointed that today’s NY Times Spelling Bee used as a pangram a word that I hate with every fiber of my being.
March 21, 2025 at 3:01 PM
I’m so disappointed that today’s NY Times Spelling Bee used as a pangram a word that I hate with every fiber of my being.
#Protip for #SeaKraken fans: If you’re watching a game in Canada (or with Canadians) and Shane Wright scores a goal, do not — I repeat, do not — celebrate by repeatedly chanting his uniform number.
March 20, 2025 at 4:57 PM
#Protip for #SeaKraken fans: If you’re watching a game in Canada (or with Canadians) and Shane Wright scores a goal, do not — I repeat, do not — celebrate by repeatedly chanting his uniform number.