diahane
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Living confusion
@katie.bzky.team HAVE YOU SEEN THE NEW OW SKINS?

I don’t know how to resist paying that insane 60€ price tag 😭
May 12, 2026 at 7:53 PM
@katie.bzky.team you are personally responsible for this
April 13, 2026 at 2:07 PM
@katie.bzky.team PLZ EXPLAIN THESE STATS TO ME, IT’S KILLING ME

HOW DO I HAVE MORE DMG THAN THE DPS ON A CHARACTER I PLAYED LITERALLY FOR ONLY 1 (ONE) HOUR
March 31, 2026 at 8:52 PM
@katie.bzky.team I’m sorry but the OW trans coded character is not Freja, it’s Juno. Please find attached the evidence (celeste, pink, white skin with a cutesy celeste shark):
March 28, 2026 at 3:50 PM
@katie.bzky.team sorry to disturb you, but you’re the only one I can share my OW pain with. Is it me or is it truly batshit INSANE that the other support in my team had THAT amount of healing at a Blizzard World second checkpoint with the clock expiring vs my 4.5k?! HOW’S IT EVEN POSSIBLE?!
March 19, 2026 at 8:36 PM
Born to play Domina, forced to pick Mauga (I need even more damage to carry shitty teammates)

@katie.bzky.team you should leverage your clout to get someone at Blizzard to make Mauga a woman: there’s too few tank women options 😔
March 15, 2026 at 3:44 PM
February 21, 2026 at 8:31 PM
OW executive: “three layers of currency and two levels of battle pass are not enough”
staff: *snorts a line of coke* “what if we added an event that acts as its own kind of bp reward system, but requires you to choose a side each week, so there’s effectively two additional alternative bps”
February 13, 2026 at 8:31 PM
Hornyposting is praxis
February 13, 2026 at 7:43 AM
Cannot not post this when vim is mentioned:
February 12, 2026 at 8:36 AM
“I’ll write my thesis in LaTeX to save time on citations management and to be able to change formatting if I ever need to adapt it to some specs”
>receives editorial specs
“WHY CAN’T I FIND A WAY FOR TOCLOFT TO CENTRE-ALIGN CHAPTER TITLES IN THE TOC AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA”

Wasted days counter: +1
February 5, 2026 at 9:29 PM
@katie.bzky.team your incessant OW yapping has made me redownload the game and now I have to figure out what all these battlepass, hero level, daily challenge and other N marketing superstructure is
January 11, 2026 at 3:09 PM
You’re hating on Expedition 33 because you found out they used AI, I hate it because it’s mid, we are not the same
December 21, 2025 at 6:29 PM
November 26, 2025 at 7:41 PM
November 26, 2025 at 2:45 PM
I help run an independent open access journal and one can’t fathom the amount of pure ire and disbelief I have to suffer dealing with early career researcher peers who somehow don’t even know how to use pre-built styles in Word. Were it for me we’d use LaTeX, but they can’t even follow instructions
October 30, 2025 at 5:31 PM
AI firm CEO: “our next model will have PhD level intelligence”

Me, working on my PhD thesis: “Oh, so it will make poor life choices and still has a long way to go before being employable”
October 24, 2025 at 8:02 AM
Reposted by diahane
I HAVE CHANGED THE SEXUAL CHARACTERISTICS. PRAY I DO NOT CHANGE THEM ANY FURTHER
October 22, 2025 at 4:54 PM
I haven’t won a single game yet, this needs to end: now I’m going to demand answers directly from John Balatro.

@jtp.bsky.social do you need any grievance to be addressed?
October 6, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Reposted by diahane
"We're going to create superintelligence" How about making outlook search work first. How about that
October 3, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Aura farming implies the existence of a series of aura hyponyms like aura sowing, aura harvesting, aura reaping, aura watering, aura shepherding etc
September 25, 2025 at 8:03 AM
Reposted by diahane
We're the only ones into free speech so unfortunately Bluesky is the intellectual dark web now
September 16, 2025 at 4:47 AM
@jtp.bsky.social btw, this is the game I was talking about that simulates an assembly code parallel computing architecture. It’s a fun way to get a feel of assembly with a very simple set of instructions and defined tasks

store.steampowered.com/app/370360/T...
TIS-100 on Steam
TIS-100 is an open-ended programming game by Zachtronics, the creators of SpaceChem and Infinifactory, in which you rewrite corrupted code segments to repair the TIS-100 and unlock its secrets. It’s t...
store.steampowered.com
August 16, 2025 at 10:36 AM
Today I cemented my unceasing march towards old age and death by having to literally reply “as per my last email” to someone
June 21, 2025 at 1:14 PM
>Mainstream: triggered over Sabrina Carpenter’s album cover
>Average trans Twitter/Bluesky user:
a man in a military uniform says " for me it was tuesdays "
ALT: a man in a military uniform says " for me it was tuesdays "
media.tenor.com
June 12, 2025 at 2:53 PM