Timo Ehns
@diamondamien.bsky.social
By the grace of God, a Christian and husband.
Manchester United and Saracens fan.
Manchester United and Saracens fan.
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Timo Ehns
@diamondamien.bsky.social
· Jun 20
My therapist told me that I have been living in the past.
I thought about it... and about all the whining I've heard from the Right about Obama, Harris, and Biden.
My conclusion is that, while he may well be right, it could also be much worse...
I could be a Republican.
#humour #Libertarian
I thought about it... and about all the whining I've heard from the Right about Obama, Harris, and Biden.
My conclusion is that, while he may well be right, it could also be much worse...
I could be a Republican.
#humour #Libertarian
Time does funny things sometimes.
Ten years ago yesterday a friend of mine got engaged to a man (not me) she did not end up marrying.
Ten years ago today I turned forty.
The roads of life sometimes turn differently than we plan.
And that's okay.
#AtFifty #MyOpinion
Ten years ago yesterday a friend of mine got engaged to a man (not me) she did not end up marrying.
Ten years ago today I turned forty.
The roads of life sometimes turn differently than we plan.
And that's okay.
#AtFifty #MyOpinion
September 11, 2026 at 4:06 PM
Time does funny things sometimes.
Ten years ago yesterday a friend of mine got engaged to a man (not me) she did not end up marrying.
Ten years ago today I turned forty.
The roads of life sometimes turn differently than we plan.
And that's okay.
#AtFifty #MyOpinion
Ten years ago yesterday a friend of mine got engaged to a man (not me) she did not end up marrying.
Ten years ago today I turned forty.
The roads of life sometimes turn differently than we plan.
And that's okay.
#AtFifty #MyOpinion
Awwww
This is Zebby. He refuses to go on a walk unless both of his parents join. Ohana means family, and family means everybody gets their steps in. 13/10 (TT: zebbythegolden)
July 21, 2026 at 9:06 PM
Awwww
Mazel tov to my dear friend!
Woke up this morning to some good news for Nuremberg, Mississippi.
It's not too late to read it for yourself this summer. books.by/media-well-d...
It's not too late to read it for yourself this summer. books.by/media-well-d...
July 21, 2026 at 9:04 PM
Mazel tov to my dear friend!
I have long said that the Trump Family is the Sixth of New York's Five Families. "We're going to be reimbursed for protection" is admitting he's using the government to run his own version of a cornerstone industry of that little thing of theirs.
Trump on Iran War expenses: “I want to be reimbursed, because we are protecting a very rich portion of the world, we’re spending money. And so what we've done is we are going to be reimbursed for protection.”
July 14, 2026 at 12:15 PM
I have long said that the Trump Family is the Sixth of New York's Five Families. "We're going to be reimbursed for protection" is admitting he's using the government to run his own version of a cornerstone industry of that little thing of theirs.
That moment you realize sins are literally just God's warning signs on how not to get hurt in this world.
Sex before marriage? Soul tie
Lying? Loss of trust
Gossip? Reap what you sow
Sloth? Get nowhere in life.
Open that Bible, twin, get in prayer. I wanna see u in heaven.
- from Ariadni Kidonis
Sex before marriage? Soul tie
Lying? Loss of trust
Gossip? Reap what you sow
Sloth? Get nowhere in life.
Open that Bible, twin, get in prayer. I wanna see u in heaven.
- from Ariadni Kidonis
July 8, 2026 at 7:24 PM
That moment you realize sins are literally just God's warning signs on how not to get hurt in this world.
Sex before marriage? Soul tie
Lying? Loss of trust
Gossip? Reap what you sow
Sloth? Get nowhere in life.
Open that Bible, twin, get in prayer. I wanna see u in heaven.
- from Ariadni Kidonis
Sex before marriage? Soul tie
Lying? Loss of trust
Gossip? Reap what you sow
Sloth? Get nowhere in life.
Open that Bible, twin, get in prayer. I wanna see u in heaven.
- from Ariadni Kidonis
Anyone who wants to believe the malarkey that New England is gerrymandered is am idiot beyond help or reclamation. Trumpublicans are straight up outnumbered both by Dems who outnumber Trumpublicans about 2:1 and Indies (who usually lean blue) that outnumber Dems by about 2:1 here.
May 25, 2026 at 3:45 PM
Anyone who wants to believe the malarkey that New England is gerrymandered is am idiot beyond help or reclamation. Trumpublicans are straight up outnumbered both by Dems who outnumber Trumpublicans about 2:1 and Indies (who usually lean blue) that outnumber Dems by about 2:1 here.
In baseball playoff action, my Yokohama DeNA BayStars face the Hanshin Tigers in the final of the Central League Climax Series. The Fukuoka SoftBank Hawks play the Hokkaido Nippon-Ham Fighters in the Pacific League Climax Series. The winners advance to the 2025 Japan Series.
October 14, 2025 at 3:35 AM
In baseball playoff action, my Yokohama DeNA BayStars face the Hanshin Tigers in the final of the Central League Climax Series. The Fukuoka SoftBank Hawks play the Hokkaido Nippon-Ham Fighters in the Pacific League Climax Series. The winners advance to the 2025 Japan Series.
Beatnik 1: How much wood could Chuck Woode the woodchuck chuck if Chuck Woode the woodchuck could chuck wood, Chuck?
Beatnik 2: Oy to the vey to the vey vey oy. OY VEY! OY VEY!
#Riddles
Beatnik 2: Oy to the vey to the vey vey oy. OY VEY! OY VEY!
#Riddles
September 3, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Beatnik 1: How much wood could Chuck Woode the woodchuck chuck if Chuck Woode the woodchuck could chuck wood, Chuck?
Beatnik 2: Oy to the vey to the vey vey oy. OY VEY! OY VEY!
#Riddles
Beatnik 2: Oy to the vey to the vey vey oy. OY VEY! OY VEY!
#Riddles
"Not one conspiracy theory we've seen in the last five years that's incited the body of Christ to humble themselves and cry out to the Lord on His threshing floor... that single observation should be enough to perceive where the "theories" are coming from." - credit to @xrucianis.bsky.social
August 21, 2025 at 11:25 PM
"Not one conspiracy theory we've seen in the last five years that's incited the body of Christ to humble themselves and cry out to the Lord on His threshing floor... that single observation should be enough to perceive where the "theories" are coming from." - credit to @xrucianis.bsky.social
It seems Der Amerikanisch Reichsführer thinks Minority Leader Schumer should go to hell.
I have a Правда Социальная (Truth Social) account. I am no Democrat, but I am *sorely* tempted to comment on his post there, "Luke 10.37b." That verse reads, "And Jesus said, 'You go and do likewise.'"
I have a Правда Социальная (Truth Social) account. I am no Democrat, but I am *sorely* tempted to comment on his post there, "Luke 10.37b." That verse reads, "And Jesus said, 'You go and do likewise.'"
August 4, 2025 at 5:52 PM
It seems Der Amerikanisch Reichsführer thinks Minority Leader Schumer should go to hell.
I have a Правда Социальная (Truth Social) account. I am no Democrat, but I am *sorely* tempted to comment on his post there, "Luke 10.37b." That verse reads, "And Jesus said, 'You go and do likewise.'"
I have a Правда Социальная (Truth Social) account. I am no Democrat, but I am *sorely* tempted to comment on his post there, "Luke 10.37b." That verse reads, "And Jesus said, 'You go and do likewise.'"
My therapist told me that I have been living in the past.
I thought about it... and about all the whining I've heard from the Right about Obama, Harris, and Biden.
My conclusion is that, while he may well be right, it could also be much worse...
I could be a Republican.
#humour #Libertarian
I thought about it... and about all the whining I've heard from the Right about Obama, Harris, and Biden.
My conclusion is that, while he may well be right, it could also be much worse...
I could be a Republican.
#humour #Libertarian
June 20, 2025 at 8:27 PM
My therapist told me that I have been living in the past.
I thought about it... and about all the whining I've heard from the Right about Obama, Harris, and Biden.
My conclusion is that, while he may well be right, it could also be much worse...
I could be a Republican.
#humour #Libertarian
I thought about it... and about all the whining I've heard from the Right about Obama, Harris, and Biden.
My conclusion is that, while he may well be right, it could also be much worse...
I could be a Republican.
#humour #Libertarian
Sharing this mostly for myself but maybe someone else can benefit too...
www.crosswalk.com/faith/bible-...
www.crosswalk.com/faith/bible-...
10 Sins Jesus Condemns Most Harshly in Scripture - Bible Study
10 Sins Jesus Condemns Most Harshly in Scripture,Cortney Whiting - Study from the Bible and be encouraged to grow your faith!
www.crosswalk.com
January 30, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Sharing this mostly for myself but maybe someone else can benefit too...
www.crosswalk.com/faith/bible-...
www.crosswalk.com/faith/bible-...
Friend on Facebook posted: People, quit sharing these fake stories about Oprah, Taylor Swift, Whoopie, and others leaving the country. These are satire pages, usually based in foreign countries, and they are designed to make us conservatives look stupid.
I thought, Are you sure it's just a "look"?
I thought, Are you sure it's just a "look"?
January 22, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Friend on Facebook posted: People, quit sharing these fake stories about Oprah, Taylor Swift, Whoopie, and others leaving the country. These are satire pages, usually based in foreign countries, and they are designed to make us conservatives look stupid.
I thought, Are you sure it's just a "look"?
I thought, Are you sure it's just a "look"?
A friend on the Book of Face posted a meme with Lord Trump and the caption, "I'm back. Did you miss me?"
I thought:
1) I didn't think much of BIDEN, but I sure as hell didn't miss YOU.
and
2) How could I miss you if you wouldn't GO AWAY?!
I thought:
1) I didn't think much of BIDEN, but I sure as hell didn't miss YOU.
and
2) How could I miss you if you wouldn't GO AWAY?!
January 21, 2025 at 3:24 AM
A friend on the Book of Face posted a meme with Lord Trump and the caption, "I'm back. Did you miss me?"
I thought:
1) I didn't think much of BIDEN, but I sure as hell didn't miss YOU.
and
2) How could I miss you if you wouldn't GO AWAY?!
I thought:
1) I didn't think much of BIDEN, but I sure as hell didn't miss YOU.
and
2) How could I miss you if you wouldn't GO AWAY?!
A friend on the Book of Face commented they were "Really worried about what will happen with Ukraine once Captain Chaos takes office."
I replied, "They'll be served up to the Kremlin on a silver platter with a side of Belarus and Moldova for dessert."
🇷🇺 🇺🇦 🇧🇾 🇲🇩
#SlavaUkraini
I replied, "They'll be served up to the Kremlin on a silver platter with a side of Belarus and Moldova for dessert."
🇷🇺 🇺🇦 🇧🇾 🇲🇩
#SlavaUkraini
January 14, 2025 at 12:28 PM
A friend on the Book of Face commented they were "Really worried about what will happen with Ukraine once Captain Chaos takes office."
I replied, "They'll be served up to the Kremlin on a silver platter with a side of Belarus and Moldova for dessert."
🇷🇺 🇺🇦 🇧🇾 🇲🇩
#SlavaUkraini
I replied, "They'll be served up to the Kremlin on a silver platter with a side of Belarus and Moldova for dessert."
🇷🇺 🇺🇦 🇧🇾 🇲🇩
#SlavaUkraini
January 1, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Funeral:
$15,000
DUI:
$12,000
Uber:
$20
Staying home and going to bed because you need to be up and at work before God wakes up in the morning:
Priceless.
$15,000
DUI:
$12,000
Uber:
$20
Staying home and going to bed because you need to be up and at work before God wakes up in the morning:
Priceless.
December 31, 2024 at 9:47 PM
Funeral:
$15,000
DUI:
$12,000
Uber:
$20
Staying home and going to bed because you need to be up and at work before God wakes up in the morning:
Priceless.
$15,000
DUI:
$12,000
Uber:
$20
Staying home and going to bed because you need to be up and at work before God wakes up in the morning:
Priceless.
A Happy Festivus to you and yours! May your feats of strength be great, your dinner be sumptuous, and your grievances be few!
#Festivus2024
#Festivus2024
a group of people are standing in a room and one of them is saying happy festivus !
ALT: a group of people are standing in a room and one of them is saying happy festivus !
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December 23, 2024 at 8:54 PM
A Happy Festivus to you and yours! May your feats of strength be great, your dinner be sumptuous, and your grievances be few!
#Festivus2024
#Festivus2024
When the best thing you and your wife have to at eight on an idle mid-December Saturday morning in New England is to sit in your Suburban on a pump at the gas station and scratch ten-dollar scratch tickets a hundred dollars at a time, you SERIOUSLY need to reevaluate some of your life choices...
December 21, 2024 at 1:01 PM
When the best thing you and your wife have to at eight on an idle mid-December Saturday morning in New England is to sit in your Suburban on a pump at the gas station and scratch ten-dollar scratch tickets a hundred dollars at a time, you SERIOUSLY need to reevaluate some of your life choices...
Happy 131st and 109th birthdays respectively to one of Hollywood's best Golden Age gangsters and to the Chairman of the Board.
Edward G. Robinson (1893 in Bucharest, Romania) and Frank Sinatra (1915 in Hoboken, New Jersey) were both born on this day.
Edward G. Robinson (1893 in Bucharest, Romania) and Frank Sinatra (1915 in Hoboken, New Jersey) were both born on this day.
December 13, 2024 at 1:15 AM
Happy 131st and 109th birthdays respectively to one of Hollywood's best Golden Age gangsters and to the Chairman of the Board.
Edward G. Robinson (1893 in Bucharest, Romania) and Frank Sinatra (1915 in Hoboken, New Jersey) were both born on this day.
Edward G. Robinson (1893 in Bucharest, Romania) and Frank Sinatra (1915 in Hoboken, New Jersey) were both born on this day.