So why did Jesus die then?

There's that DNA loophole not found in the Bible. Just like the poophole loophole that Mormons discovered.

In this guy's mind exists a God that can be fooled by scientists in a kitchen working for Sysco 😂

JD Vance (James Donald Bowman) is by birth, ethnicity, and geographical origin a "Hill Billy" in the strictest definition.

I hope that explains the confusion in his speech, and lack of education.

The funny part is that they have to have a print shop make him these large sized kindergarten style posters for him to understand what people are trying to communicate to him.

Oil changes are just so easy and you can't trust anybody else to do it.
Watch YouTube, learn how, buy the tools. Do it on the weekend.
It will change your life.