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every day is one day closer to the day it finally happens
October 9, 2025 at 3:43 AM
every day is one day closer to the day it finally happens
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New working paper from me,
@alexandersahn.bsky.social, and Jacob Brown (offline): how do voters react to new homeless shelters and supportive housing built in their backyards?
We find voters living nearby new facilities *increase* their support for more spending on homeless services.
@alexandersahn.bsky.social, and Jacob Brown (offline): how do voters react to new homeless shelters and supportive housing built in their backyards?
We find voters living nearby new facilities *increase* their support for more spending on homeless services.
August 24, 2026 at 6:21 PM
New working paper from me,
@alexandersahn.bsky.social, and Jacob Brown (offline): how do voters react to new homeless shelters and supportive housing built in their backyards?
We find voters living nearby new facilities *increase* their support for more spending on homeless services.
@alexandersahn.bsky.social, and Jacob Brown (offline): how do voters react to new homeless shelters and supportive housing built in their backyards?
We find voters living nearby new facilities *increase* their support for more spending on homeless services.
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Ned Beatty from Network yelling at Rowling like “there are no men, there are no women, there is no genders. There is only the multinational dominion of dollars”
August 22, 2026 at 1:10 AM
Ned Beatty from Network yelling at Rowling like “there are no men, there are no women, there is no genders. There is only the multinational dominion of dollars”
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RIP Bonnie Tyler. And RIP Tandi Iman Dupree. This remains the best stage entrance by a drag queen of all time, even some 25 years later, and the best use of Tyler’s “Holding Out for a Hero” ever. youtu.be/IHQA5vqn6rw?...
July 10, 2026 at 1:00 AM
RIP Bonnie Tyler. And RIP Tandi Iman Dupree. This remains the best stage entrance by a drag queen of all time, even some 25 years later, and the best use of Tyler’s “Holding Out for a Hero” ever. youtu.be/IHQA5vqn6rw?...
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we now go live to jd vance
August 15, 2024 at 12:09 AM
we now go live to jd vance
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i was teammates with a 7'8 guy who'd taunt every jacked, 6'6 bro he played until they'd pull their fist back to beat him up, whereupon wemby would go "heyheyyy c'maah je suis juste un grand garçon, noo, c'est aussi mon anniversaire, je suis un grand garçon d'anniversaire" & it somehow always worked
June 14, 2026 at 8:31 PM
i was teammates with a 7'8 guy who'd taunt every jacked, 6'6 bro he played until they'd pull their fist back to beat him up, whereupon wemby would go "heyheyyy c'maah je suis juste un grand garçon, noo, c'est aussi mon anniversaire, je suis un grand garçon d'anniversaire" & it somehow always worked
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My relationship with Big wasn’t the only thing I blew up that day. At the Trinity test site I detonated the first plutonium bomb, unleashing a 22 kiloton blast. Had I become Death, destroyer of worlds? Meanwhile uptown, Samantha had her hands full with her own “Manhattan project”
January 10, 2025 at 11:49 PM
My relationship with Big wasn’t the only thing I blew up that day. At the Trinity test site I detonated the first plutonium bomb, unleashing a 22 kiloton blast. Had I become Death, destroyer of worlds? Meanwhile uptown, Samantha had her hands full with her own “Manhattan project”
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Lord, I see what you’ve done for others
Magyar, closing his speach, now calling for accountability for those who turned on Hungarians. Refusing to be a country w/o consequences.
April 12, 2026 at 9:38 PM
Lord, I see what you’ve done for others
When Conservatives say stuff like this, I always try to figure out which camp they fall into:
1. So used to getting paid to believe things that they don't understand people have real opinions anymore
2. So delusional that they don't believe opposition to Trump exists at scale
1. So used to getting paid to believe things that they don't understand people have real opinions anymore
2. So delusional that they don't believe opposition to Trump exists at scale
It didn't take long for Fox News to get that soundbite out there on the "No Kings" protests that attracted 8+ million people.
"They're not really grassroots, are they? If you're being funded or being organized by these kingmakers with all of that money, then they are the kings, right?!"
"They're not really grassroots, are they? If you're being funded or being organized by these kingmakers with all of that money, then they are the kings, right?!"
March 30, 2026 at 5:29 PM
When Conservatives say stuff like this, I always try to figure out which camp they fall into:
1. So used to getting paid to believe things that they don't understand people have real opinions anymore
2. So delusional that they don't believe opposition to Trump exists at scale
1. So used to getting paid to believe things that they don't understand people have real opinions anymore
2. So delusional that they don't believe opposition to Trump exists at scale
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Wow, a lot of people have signed up for my weekly Noh Kings meeting, in which we get together in a small group to read and discuss the classics of Japanese dramatic theater
October 17, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Wow, a lot of people have signed up for my weekly Noh Kings meeting, in which we get together in a small group to read and discuss the classics of Japanese dramatic theater
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I'm supposed to get married this year but look around. How can I bring a wife into this world
March 8, 2026 at 3:08 AM
I'm supposed to get married this year but look around. How can I bring a wife into this world
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Looks like the original has been swept away by the sands of time.
February 25, 2026 at 1:14 AM
Looks like the original has been swept away by the sands of time.
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if you've ever honked your horn in anger while driving you're going to hell. if you are wondering why this isn't mentioned in the bible, it's because they didn't have cars back then
February 23, 2026 at 12:03 AM
if you've ever honked your horn in anger while driving you're going to hell. if you are wondering why this isn't mentioned in the bible, it's because they didn't have cars back then
It's interesting that the cultural shift in SF/US Tech broadly aligns with the transition to VC-backed companies generally being built on rent-seeking or regulatory-avoidance. Turns out when you run out of ideas and shift incentives to reward amorality this is what happens.
January 29, 2026 at 3:19 PM
It's interesting that the cultural shift in SF/US Tech broadly aligns with the transition to VC-backed companies generally being built on rent-seeking or regulatory-avoidance. Turns out when you run out of ideas and shift incentives to reward amorality this is what happens.
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He's just some high school psycho. ICE is Miller's Ice Town.
It’s common and sort of understandable to see Miller as this evil genius. Important to remember he’s actually a complete fucking moron who, when he got a chance, immediately engineered a PR disaster that shitcanned Trump’s best-polling issue. Always the way with these types.
January 27, 2026 at 3:20 AM
He's just some high school psycho. ICE is Miller's Ice Town.
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How I feel about political candidates
October 22, 2025 at 3:20 AM
How I feel about political candidates
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TOKUGAWA SHOGUNATE ERA RODNEY DANGERFIELD: i tell you i get no respect. the daimyo says i have to commit seppuku to restore my house’s honor. okay. i write my death poem, no problem. i ask my wife if she’ll be my second and she says she wants to be my FIRST!
May 22, 2024 at 4:18 AM
TOKUGAWA SHOGUNATE ERA RODNEY DANGERFIELD: i tell you i get no respect. the daimyo says i have to commit seppuku to restore my house’s honor. okay. i write my death poem, no problem. i ask my wife if she’ll be my second and she says she wants to be my FIRST!
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DEBATE MODERATOR: Our next segment is called Remember Some Guys. Former Governor Cuomo, please begin.
CUOMO: Alex Rodriguez?
(crowd grumbling and booing; hot mic picks up someone saying "not a Guy")
MAMDANI: Lucas Duda
(crowd going nuts)
CUOMO: Alex Rodriguez?
(crowd grumbling and booing; hot mic picks up someone saying "not a Guy")
MAMDANI: Lucas Duda
(crowd going nuts)
September 2, 2025 at 5:52 PM
DEBATE MODERATOR: Our next segment is called Remember Some Guys. Former Governor Cuomo, please begin.
CUOMO: Alex Rodriguez?
(crowd grumbling and booing; hot mic picks up someone saying "not a Guy")
MAMDANI: Lucas Duda
(crowd going nuts)
CUOMO: Alex Rodriguez?
(crowd grumbling and booing; hot mic picks up someone saying "not a Guy")
MAMDANI: Lucas Duda
(crowd going nuts)
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The president should sound like Humphrey Bogart and the vice president should sound like Peter Lorre. Not voting again until this is addressed
August 2, 2025 at 7:27 PM
The president should sound like Humphrey Bogart and the vice president should sound like Peter Lorre. Not voting again until this is addressed
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Not sure about this new Andrew Cuomo ad
July 15, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Not sure about this new Andrew Cuomo ad
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Katy Perry Teases New Single ‘Stop Making Fun Of Me’
Katy Perry Teases New Single ‘Stop Making Fun Of Me’
MONTECITO, CA—Revealing to fans that the track was about an issue deeply important to her, singer-songwriter Katy Perry teased a new single Thursday by releasing a short clip of a song titled “Stop Ma...
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May 1, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Katy Perry Teases New Single ‘Stop Making Fun Of Me’
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STEPHANE SMITH: Je veux addresser ce probleme.
SERGE BAYLESS: [nods]
SMITH: Vous savez que je deteste les tete-carres Anglais.
BAYLESS: Absolument.
SMITH: MAIS!
SERGE BAYLESS: [nods]
SMITH: Vous savez que je deteste les tete-carres Anglais.
BAYLESS: Absolument.
SMITH: MAIS!
The Bloc Québécois launches “Buy Canadian” pitch.
Up is down. Left is right. Everyone is a federalist in a foxnewshole
Up is down. Left is right. Everyone is a federalist in a foxnewshole
March 25, 2025 at 1:36 PM
STEPHANE SMITH: Je veux addresser ce probleme.
SERGE BAYLESS: [nods]
SMITH: Vous savez que je deteste les tete-carres Anglais.
BAYLESS: Absolument.
SMITH: MAIS!
SERGE BAYLESS: [nods]
SMITH: Vous savez que je deteste les tete-carres Anglais.
BAYLESS: Absolument.
SMITH: MAIS!
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Just gonna sit here dissociating for a bit, feel free to roll on through, if you want to come by and stare into the middle distance.
March 12, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Just gonna sit here dissociating for a bit, feel free to roll on through, if you want to come by and stare into the middle distance.