Uzi Doorman
@diemadpunk.bsky.social
Presented By: The Balladeer
Taboo DNI ~ Pure Lewd DNI ~ Dark Themes ~ MDNI
All Art Is Official Unless Otherwise Stated
Taboo DNI ~ Pure Lewd DNI ~ Dark Themes ~ MDNI
All Art Is Official Unless Otherwise Stated
"Where did you-"
"Nevermind. Sure, didn't realize your name was a pun. That kinda sucks. Then again, Dolls name was too."
"I better hear some sick guitar solos out of you! Let's freaking go! Two members of the band so far!"
"Nevermind. Sure, didn't realize your name was a pun. That kinda sucks. Then again, Dolls name was too."
"I better hear some sick guitar solos out of you! Let's freaking go! Two members of the band so far!"
February 25, 2026 at 1:25 AM
"Where did you-"
"Nevermind. Sure, didn't realize your name was a pun. That kinda sucks. Then again, Dolls name was too."
"I better hear some sick guitar solos out of you! Let's freaking go! Two members of the band so far!"
"Nevermind. Sure, didn't realize your name was a pun. That kinda sucks. Then again, Dolls name was too."
"I better hear some sick guitar solos out of you! Let's freaking go! Two members of the band so far!"
"I mean, I'm a damn good singer myself, but sure we can do the vocals together"
February 25, 2026 at 1:14 AM
"I mean, I'm a damn good singer myself, but sure we can do the vocals together"
"Shoot, what instrument can ya play Rock? You look like a drums guy to me. But I've been wrong before"
February 25, 2026 at 1:12 AM
"Shoot, what instrument can ya play Rock? You look like a drums guy to me. But I've been wrong before"
No damage whatsoever, patched right up
"Okay you're being a bit of a weirdo, I don't even know what you are or what you do. I kinda dig it though"
"Weird is good I guess. That's my character arc"
"Okay you're being a bit of a weirdo, I don't even know what you are or what you do. I kinda dig it though"
"Weird is good I guess. That's my character arc"
February 24, 2026 at 5:22 PM
No damage whatsoever, patched right up
"Okay you're being a bit of a weirdo, I don't even know what you are or what you do. I kinda dig it though"
"Weird is good I guess. That's my character arc"
"Okay you're being a bit of a weirdo, I don't even know what you are or what you do. I kinda dig it though"
"Weird is good I guess. That's my character arc"
She just turns to look at him pointing at herself in confusion
"Me?"
"Me?"
February 24, 2026 at 5:05 PM
She just turns to look at him pointing at herself in confusion
"Me?"
"Me?"
"Thank robo God for solver powers. Otherwise I don't think I'd be alive right now"
"Missing shoulder, everything N did to me. Jeez"
"But we move"
"Missing shoulder, everything N did to me. Jeez"
"But we move"
February 23, 2026 at 11:18 PM
"Thank robo God for solver powers. Otherwise I don't think I'd be alive right now"
"Missing shoulder, everything N did to me. Jeez"
"But we move"
"Missing shoulder, everything N did to me. Jeez"
"But we move"
February 23, 2026 at 4:15 AM
Gross? Perhaps.
However.
Sizzle
"OH OKAY NOPE! THATS ENOUGH! YOU DID! NUH UH!"
However.
Sizzle
"OH OKAY NOPE! THATS ENOUGH! YOU DID! NUH UH!"
February 23, 2026 at 3:38 AM
Gross? Perhaps.
However.
Sizzle
"OH OKAY NOPE! THATS ENOUGH! YOU DID! NUH UH!"
However.
Sizzle
"OH OKAY NOPE! THATS ENOUGH! YOU DID! NUH UH!"
💭: Yep. This is it. This is how I die not by- wait I already did this monologue.
"J-Just... Dont- kill me or whatever"
"J-Just... Dont- kill me or whatever"
February 23, 2026 at 3:29 AM
💭: Yep. This is it. This is how I die not by- wait I already did this monologue.
"J-Just... Dont- kill me or whatever"
"J-Just... Dont- kill me or whatever"
💭: Yep. This is it. This is how I die. Not by battle. Not by war or infection. But by this dumb fuck
"I... I am off. To find. A gun. Any gun will work at this point"
"To blow. Your top off"
"I... I am off. To find. A gun. Any gun will work at this point"
"To blow. Your top off"
February 23, 2026 at 3:26 AM
💭: Yep. This is it. This is how I die. Not by battle. Not by war or infection. But by this dumb fuck
"I... I am off. To find. A gun. Any gun will work at this point"
"To blow. Your top off"
"I... I am off. To find. A gun. Any gun will work at this point"
"To blow. Your top off"
"Oh dear robo God"
February 23, 2026 at 3:17 AM
"Oh dear robo God"
February 23, 2026 at 2:57 AM
"Do I seductive Sunday to gross out Cyn chat?"
February 23, 2026 at 2:48 AM
"Do I seductive Sunday to gross out Cyn chat?"
"Well, I hate to tell you but you won't really find blood around here to help you. We are all like, oil"
"Humans have blood, though. So eh. But I feel ya, cause I need to consume Oil to survive."
She crosses her arms, staring... Staring... Staring.
"I guess I can't call you weird, just funky"
"Humans have blood, though. So eh. But I feel ya, cause I need to consume Oil to survive."
She crosses her arms, staring... Staring... Staring.
"I guess I can't call you weird, just funky"
February 23, 2026 at 2:23 AM
"Well, I hate to tell you but you won't really find blood around here to help you. We are all like, oil"
"Humans have blood, though. So eh. But I feel ya, cause I need to consume Oil to survive."
She crosses her arms, staring... Staring... Staring.
"I guess I can't call you weird, just funky"
"Humans have blood, though. So eh. But I feel ya, cause I need to consume Oil to survive."
She crosses her arms, staring... Staring... Staring.
"I guess I can't call you weird, just funky"
"The Darkness Fiend? Shoot I think I heard something about that before when I was downloading all that human garbage"
She kinda just stares at the other creature for a minute before her eyes just rolled
"So are you like, another bad guy? Because I'll get tired of having to deal with you guys"
She kinda just stares at the other creature for a minute before her eyes just rolled
"So are you like, another bad guy? Because I'll get tired of having to deal with you guys"
February 23, 2026 at 2:06 AM
"The Darkness Fiend? Shoot I think I heard something about that before when I was downloading all that human garbage"
She kinda just stares at the other creature for a minute before her eyes just rolled
"So are you like, another bad guy? Because I'll get tired of having to deal with you guys"
She kinda just stares at the other creature for a minute before her eyes just rolled
"So are you like, another bad guy? Because I'll get tired of having to deal with you guys"
"Who are you to say what's rude and isn't? She wanted to eat my planet!"
"On that who the heck even are you!?"
"On that who the heck even are you!?"
February 23, 2026 at 1:44 AM
"Who are you to say what's rude and isn't? She wanted to eat my planet!"
"On that who the heck even are you!?"
"On that who the heck even are you!?"
"Uh- Uzi! My name is... Uzi! What the heck this is amazing?"
"I'm a big fan!"
"I'm a big fan!"
February 3, 2026 at 4:56 AM
"Uh- Uzi! My name is... Uzi! What the heck this is amazing?"
"I'm a big fan!"
"I'm a big fan!"
"HOLY SHIT ITS SPIDERMAN!"
February 3, 2026 at 4:52 AM
"HOLY SHIT ITS SPIDERMAN!"
"I need a break from these weirdly sexy robots"
December 18, 2025 at 3:26 AM
"I need a break from these weirdly sexy robots"
December 15, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Siiiiiiiiigh
"I mean... Sure go for it"
"I mean... Sure go for it"
December 8, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Siiiiiiiiigh
"I mean... Sure go for it"
"I mean... Sure go for it"
"Oh sweet mother of everything you weren't lying"
December 8, 2025 at 12:50 AM
"Oh sweet mother of everything you weren't lying"