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Phillies and other things
Junior Caminero will win the derby
July 14, 2026 at 12:17 AM
That drunk lady singing the anthem would have been way more fitting for Philly
July 14, 2026 at 12:12 AM
they just casually shadow dropped NG+ for TIC wtf??
June 17, 2026 at 2:16 AM
This has been one of the most predictable outcomes of a baseball game ever
June 13, 2026 at 1:05 AM
Schwarber, Harper and Realmuto should be the only three guys allowed to challenge pitches.
May 30, 2026 at 2:20 AM
The
May 10, 2026 at 11:58 PM
This nbc broadcast is so much better than the Netflix broadcast that I might actually call it watchable
March 27, 2026 at 1:56 AM
Netflix should be fucking embarrassed about how terrible this looks. These god damn digital ads can get fucked. Like what’s the point? Oh wow let me go buy adobe?
March 26, 2026 at 12:41 AM
Ttttthhèy sæid THAT tö meeeeeeee at A ðíńņêř
February 18, 2026 at 5:34 PM
Winter Olympics means curling aka the sport where they “grease the floors” @roundhoward.bsky.social
February 11, 2026 at 2:48 AM
normal, sane people with functional brain stem: it is bad to murder people on the street

brain dead conservatives: no it isn’t :)
January 25, 2026 at 9:47 PM
Big playoff matchup between the even toe ungulates and the odd toe ungulates
January 17, 2026 at 9:44 PM
If anyone would like to say hello on the internet this evening I will allow it
January 10, 2026 at 2:10 AM
I am already well aware that State Farm, progressive, and liberty mutual exist. I don’t need a commercial every 30 fucking seconds to remind me.
December 21, 2025 at 4:11 AM
The worst part about playing the nats is having to see that fucking idiot behind home plate
August 16, 2025 at 9:58 PM
H
June 18, 2025 at 6:20 PM
If London’s calling, don’t you dare pick up the phone
June 18, 2025 at 2:28 PM
I have been traded to the laundry room for some yard work to be done later
June 8, 2025 at 4:09 PM
a lot of angry snowflakes on the internet today,
June 1, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Dąňçẽ Ğâvǐņ Dǎñċē
May 22, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Country music is so amusingly terrible
May 21, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Ranger Suarez
May 4, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Launch the team into the sun
April 23, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Today I learned that Tommy Kahnle and Tyler Mahle are two different pitchers
April 19, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Bohm is absolutely fucking this team right now
April 15, 2025 at 11:59 PM