all these bandwagoners coming out of the woodwork but real ones know that "it's christmas time" is actually macklemore's best song
September 18, 2026 at 3:55 AM
all these bandwagoners coming out of the woodwork but real ones know that "it's christmas time" is actually macklemore's best song
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if I was a professional soccer player, I would sit on the ball like a precious egg
May 23, 2025 at 4:14 AM
if I was a professional soccer player, I would sit on the ball like a precious egg
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We have a gorilla trade:
We Have A Gorilla Trade | Defector
In a move that could shake up the entire league, Pittsburgh and Boston have agreed on a deadline deal: Frankie for Little Joe, straight up. From insider Apedam Schefter: Pittsburgh Zoo & Aquarium is…
defector.com
May 14, 2026 at 5:44 PM
We have a gorilla trade:
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Hello World, we’d like to introduce ourselves. We the workers of the Magic: The Gathering Arena team have come together to unionize as United Wizards of the Coast - CWA! 🧵
unitedwizardsofthecoast.com/news/announcing-united-wizards-coast-cwa
unitedwizardsofthecoast.com/news/announcing-united-wizards-coast-cwa
Announcing United Wizards of the Coast - CWA!
MTG Arena workers announce unionization as United Wizards of the Coast-CWA, calling on WOTC to voluntarily recognize their union and begin collective bargaining.
unitedwizardsofthecoast.com
April 27, 2026 at 3:22 PM
Hello World, we’d like to introduce ourselves. We the workers of the Magic: The Gathering Arena team have come together to unionize as United Wizards of the Coast - CWA! 🧵
unitedwizardsofthecoast.com/news/announcing-united-wizards-coast-cwa
unitedwizardsofthecoast.com/news/announcing-united-wizards-coast-cwa
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I'm so proud to share that the workers at Hachette Book Group are unionizing to build a sustainable future in publishing and are joining the global movement for worker power. We are changing the story together, and we invite you to join us! Sign our letter of support at hachetteworkers.com
April 27, 2026 at 2:55 PM
I'm so proud to share that the workers at Hachette Book Group are unionizing to build a sustainable future in publishing and are joining the global movement for worker power. We are changing the story together, and we invite you to join us! Sign our letter of support at hachetteworkers.com
people don't fly kites much any more
April 8, 2026 at 4:10 PM
people don't fly kites much any more
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this is all the gen 2 team sprites if they coughed
March 9, 2026 at 6:02 PM
this is all the gen 2 team sprites if they coughed
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wanna feel old? we're now closer to the year futurama starts (2999) than we are to the year that fry gets frozen (1999)
January 1, 2025 at 7:48 AM
wanna feel old? we're now closer to the year futurama starts (2999) than we are to the year that fry gets frozen (1999)
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I feel like mario doesn't even know who waluigi is. like when waluigi shows up to the race track he gets stopped by security at the door and they don't believe that he knows the owner
September 24, 2025 at 6:27 PM
I feel like mario doesn't even know who waluigi is. like when waluigi shows up to the race track he gets stopped by security at the door and they don't believe that he knows the owner
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Imagine outsourcing all your thinking to a guy who still only has two Pokémon badges after 80 hours of gameplay.
June 1, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Imagine outsourcing all your thinking to a guy who still only has two Pokémon badges after 80 hours of gameplay.
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Dodgers broadcast was discussing the science behind the perception of time between children and adults. After hearing the explanation, the color commentator pauses and asks, "Am I gonna feel any better?"
Andy Pages then smashes a dinger into space, thus ending the existential crisis on commentary.
Andy Pages then smashes a dinger into space, thus ending the existential crisis on commentary.
May 16, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Dodgers broadcast was discussing the science behind the perception of time between children and adults. After hearing the explanation, the color commentator pauses and asks, "Am I gonna feel any better?"
Andy Pages then smashes a dinger into space, thus ending the existential crisis on commentary.
Andy Pages then smashes a dinger into space, thus ending the existential crisis on commentary.
if I was a professional basketball player, every time a teammate passed me the ball I would immediately punt it into the stands as hard as I possibly could
May 16, 2025 at 6:03 PM
if I was a professional basketball player, every time a teammate passed me the ball I would immediately punt it into the stands as hard as I possibly could
if I was a toucan, I think it'd be really satisfying to eat a hot dog in one chomp
May 7, 2025 at 4:01 AM
if I was a toucan, I think it'd be really satisfying to eat a hot dog in one chomp
constantly anxiously fiddling with my windshield wiper controls whenever it rains in hopes that when I drive past strangers they'll think "wow, now there's a guy with his windshield wipers at the perfect speed!"
May 5, 2025 at 8:19 PM
constantly anxiously fiddling with my windshield wiper controls whenever it rains in hopes that when I drive past strangers they'll think "wow, now there's a guy with his windshield wipers at the perfect speed!"
conceptually, towels are so embarrassing. I think if aliens ever visited earth, it's the thing they'd make fun of us the most for
March 18, 2025 at 6:03 PM
conceptually, towels are so embarrassing. I think if aliens ever visited earth, it's the thing they'd make fun of us the most for
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penguins shouldn't be birds, they should be some other thing
February 3, 2025 at 3:06 PM
penguins shouldn't be birds, they should be some other thing
unown but it's the shape of the cool S
January 31, 2025 at 3:14 AM
unown but it's the shape of the cool S
wanna feel old? we're now closer to the year futurama starts (2999) than we are to the year that fry gets frozen (1999)
January 1, 2025 at 7:48 AM
wanna feel old? we're now closer to the year futurama starts (2999) than we are to the year that fry gets frozen (1999)
