Dillf
@dillf.bsky.social
22 y/o snake boy that will do suspcious things. NO MINORS!!
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Me rn: I can't say "in lieu" they would not understand that, I'll just say "instead"
September 9, 2026 at 1:37 PM
Me rn: I can't say "in lieu" they would not understand that, I'll just say "instead"
I had a dream where a bunch of alt girls saw I wasn't doing too well and that I should loosen up. So in my dream I gave them all hugs
September 2, 2026 at 7:23 AM
I had a dream where a bunch of alt girls saw I wasn't doing too well and that I should loosen up. So in my dream I gave them all hugs
Is it correct to say that the guys fanning the pharaoh in ancient egypt had the job of blowing, i.e a blowjob?
July 26, 2026 at 12:19 AM
Is it correct to say that the guys fanning the pharaoh in ancient egypt had the job of blowing, i.e a blowjob?
Who wants to get treated like a cast iron pan? Oiled up, used, quickly washed in hot water and soap then painstakingly dried?
July 20, 2026 at 7:33 PM
Who wants to get treated like a cast iron pan? Oiled up, used, quickly washed in hot water and soap then painstakingly dried?
It's amazing how more supplement grifters don't just sell like completely ineffective products. Like if you're gonna scam people at least do them the favour of not risking their health
July 4, 2026 at 10:35 PM
It's amazing how more supplement grifters don't just sell like completely ineffective products. Like if you're gonna scam people at least do them the favour of not risking their health
Not to give any ideas to regulators but there has to be a better way of enforcing age restrictions online than to send a png of your id to a datafarmer in the vauge shape of palantir
June 30, 2026 at 4:32 PM
Not to give any ideas to regulators but there has to be a better way of enforcing age restrictions online than to send a png of your id to a datafarmer in the vauge shape of palantir
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June 25, 2026 at 3:53 AM
I have a family member who's like 2 years older than me but somehow manages to be like 10 years behind in internet humor
May 24, 2026 at 11:09 AM
I have a family member who's like 2 years older than me but somehow manages to be like 10 years behind in internet humor
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remove the word degen/degenerate from your vocabulary im not kidding.
May 22, 2026 at 8:15 AM
remove the word degen/degenerate from your vocabulary im not kidding.
To me it's a suprise how little physical intuition some engineering students seem to have in university
May 21, 2026 at 11:07 AM
To me it's a suprise how little physical intuition some engineering students seem to have in university
Monitoring your word choice to avoid triggering a unthinking reactive response from people is so real
May 11, 2026 at 9:06 PM
Monitoring your word choice to avoid triggering a unthinking reactive response from people is so real
where were you when Skype is kil?
May 7, 2026 at 9:05 AM
where were you when Skype is kil?
It sets in how shielded I am that while looking at a fashion site that I'm concerned by the thiness of the models
May 3, 2026 at 3:27 PM
It sets in how shielded I am that while looking at a fashion site that I'm concerned by the thiness of the models
The opposite of "same same" is "opposite opposite" which is "same". Therefore the opposite of "same same" is "same"
April 19, 2026 at 7:09 PM
The opposite of "same same" is "opposite opposite" which is "same". Therefore the opposite of "same same" is "same"
Damn my conception of kink really is limited by my imagination of what is possible
April 19, 2026 at 9:16 AM
Damn my conception of kink really is limited by my imagination of what is possible
I hate when I get drama in my feed and I feel the compulsion to go on a research rabbit hole just to see the source being someone wildly misreading another person's mildly bad take
April 18, 2026 at 12:14 PM
I hate when I get drama in my feed and I feel the compulsion to go on a research rabbit hole just to see the source being someone wildly misreading another person's mildly bad take
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Massive nerd caught in 4k
August 31, 2024 at 1:16 PM
Massive nerd caught in 4k
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finished a warmup for fun
something something did you know cortisol causes weight gain
something something did you know cortisol causes weight gain
March 26, 2026 at 12:45 AM
finished a warmup for fun
something something did you know cortisol causes weight gain
something something did you know cortisol causes weight gain
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this may not fix me but it would break me in fun new ways
October 20, 2025 at 2:17 PM
this may not fix me but it would break me in fun new ways
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To go carbon neutral by gaining fat you'd need to gain 0,2 kg per kg of emissions you produce
Some food for thought
Some food for thought
February 26, 2026 at 12:22 AM
To go carbon neutral by gaining fat you'd need to gain 0,2 kg per kg of emissions you produce
Some food for thought
Some food for thought
*pulls up TL*
*sees skeet I wanna click*
*Automatic timeline refresh*
why
*sees skeet I wanna click*
*Automatic timeline refresh*
why
February 20, 2026 at 5:08 PM
*pulls up TL*
*sees skeet I wanna click*
*Automatic timeline refresh*
why
*sees skeet I wanna click*
*Automatic timeline refresh*
why
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Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
February 19,1946
February 19,1946
February 19, 2026 at 10:50 AM
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
February 19,1946
February 19,1946