Dimitri
dimitrilizard.bsky.social
Dimitri
@dimitrilizard.bsky.social
I miss when social media was about people, not content.

Just a cold-blooded, lethargic guy who'd like to be a lizard, for obvious reasons. Award winning participant. He/"ugh, that guy."
And that's why the universe is expanding! It's not dark energy, it's just Luna's mane being stretched.
September 16, 2026 at 6:03 PM
"You draw things I like, therefore you must like all the things I like!" --Some people, apparently
September 16, 2026 at 2:28 AM
Heart-Stopping Texts
xkcd.com
September 15, 2026 at 11:31 PM
Sure you can.

But not that early. :-p
September 14, 2026 at 2:09 PM
I'm sorry that you feel like that. :-( I wish I knew how to help
September 14, 2026 at 1:59 AM
Yeah, I'm not seeing how that's possible. "Hi, I bring you nights and good dreams and am best princess."
September 12, 2026 at 6:16 PM
Yikes, I hope everyone's okay!

And please tell me that'll become an article.
September 12, 2026 at 5:22 AM
So a huge underwear collection is not a kink or an obsession, it's medical supplies! Take that, moderation! :-p
September 10, 2026 at 11:15 PM
How so?
September 10, 2026 at 10:33 PM
At least they're still jets. I heard that they're replacing their fleet with turboprops, which is just lame. Nobody goes to airshows to see amazing displays of efficiency.
September 10, 2026 at 10:15 PM
I like having no infotainment at all. My stereo is just a stereo; when I turn it on it doesn't have to boot up, it just plays music.

And I still use a standalone GPS for navigating. It doesn't have live traffic, but it does its one job and doesn't tell any tech companies where I go.
September 9, 2026 at 6:56 PM
"Roads? When we're going we don't need roads."
September 8, 2026 at 10:47 PM
They at least have grabby talons. Try picking things up with hooves. :-p
September 7, 2026 at 7:11 AM
...said the horse. :-p
September 7, 2026 at 3:10 AM
And since thinking about politics sucks, here's an unrelated meme for you that I'm probably not the first to think of.
September 4, 2026 at 3:46 AM
Again, I'd love to be wrong. But nothing that's happened has caused a significant portion of Republicans to reconsider their beliefs (quite the opposite, if anything) and after watching them get more and more extreme for a quarter century, I don't think it's doomism to expect the trend to continue.
September 4, 2026 at 3:44 AM
One side of my family is full MAGA, and the only shifting they've done is continually sliding further right. Those liberals put litter boxes in schools, you know.
September 4, 2026 at 3:44 AM